[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You wrote:

5. The Faroese national holiday, Onan's voka, is named after Onan, the famous Biblical masturbator
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The name of the Faroese natinal holiday is NOT Onan's voka, but Ólavsøka, where we celebrate "Saint Olav" of Norway, so the name has nothing whatsoever to do with Onan.

Wait a doggone minute: you guys sainted a guy known for self-abuse???



Catlicks are so weird!

Yours in Christ (NOT ONAN),

Z. Smyth

[nikklazj]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.

Your satanic and evil attacks on other people, based on misinformations, abusing the word of Christ.

I heard about this website and couldn't believe what I heard, so I decided to check it out for myself. I felt nothing but sadness in my spirit and still have problems believing, that some people can find peace in telling people lies and serving the purpose of the King of Lies himself.

I hope you will repent, yes, I beg you to do so, because this could never please our Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.

Please hear my words.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.

Your satanic and evil attacks on other people, based on misinformations, abusing the word of Christ.

I heard about this website and couldn't believe what I heard, so I decided to check it out for myself. I felt nothing but sadness in my spirit and still have problems believing, that some people can find peace in telling people lies and serving the purpose of the King of Lies himself.

I hope you will repent, yes, I beg you to do so, because this could never please our Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.

Please hear my words.

Misinformation? Abusing the word of Christ? Telling people lies?



Listen: if you can find ONE instance of a True Christian(tm) misquoting the Bible, taking Scripture out of context, or interpreting the Sweet, Sweet Words of Our Lord Jesus Christ in any way whatsoever, I will personally send $1,000 to the Jesus-hating charity of your choice.

You have one hour.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You must be out of your mind, accusing me for "Posting lewd or pornographic material".
I am a born again christian, baptised in the Holy Spirit and such accusations are so weard, that I have no words for it.

I do: You have been duped by false prophets.

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
Matthew 7:15-20

Someone sewed in you some stinky fruit, dear, and so the sweet fragrance of the Spirit of Christ is repulsive to you. Don't be discouraged. The sweet fragrance of Christ repulses a lot of unsaved people. But there is good news! Today is a great day for Redemption! Why don't you search your heart, find the hidden sin (probably gluttony, impulsiveness, and surely homosexual tendencies among others), then confess to Jesus and accept Him as your Lord and Master! When you're ready, I'll pray with you!

[Bjarni]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I'm not exactly sure, but I think this is the right one:

Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

- proud to be retarded

[Attila's Wife]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

<profanity removed> Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! <personal abuse removed>

Hello Bjorn and welcome.

It is generally considered polite to introduce yourself before you start mouthing off here. Please start your own introductory thread in the Introduction Forum.

proud to be retarded

I am very glad indeed to hear it because, let's face it, if you weren't proud of it you would still be Faraohese.

YiC
AW

[Ex-soccer player]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!

Welcome. Just out of curiosity, how do you get electricity and internet on your Godless islands? I knew they have internet in Denmark, but on your benighted islands?! Are there cables between your islands through the sea? What happens if a shark bites into the cable? How long does it take to fix that? Or do you generate electricity with bicycles? Are you really able to access this forum from Fårö or are you just pulling our legs? What is your indigenous name, maybe something like HöfuðborgarsvæðiðreykjavíbláskógabyggðÞorlákshöfn?

[see_the_light]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

- proud to be retarded

With this retard I think that we must have had most of pharaoh island population complaining here...

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Bjarni]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!

Think twice before you tell lies.

- proud to be faroese

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Well brother *** poopy talk*** . Guess what? You're wrong!! Just like you are with everything else you said about the Faroe Islands! You are the biggest liar alive, and you will burn in hell for all eternity.
Next time you're going to tell *** poopy talk*** like that, make sure that you have visited the place, and maybe talked to someone that actually lives there!
Think twice before you tell lies.

- proud to be faroese

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Bjarni]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Are you some kind stupid? I am christian. I believe in Jesus.
I live in the faroe island, i am faroese! You're telling me that i am wrong? And you are saying that you are right? What exactly do you know about my country?
Everything Brother Alex said is a lie. Why don't you come and visit me in faroe island, and I will put some jesus in you.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

You seem angry.

[Faroe_Island]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

exuse me mr. expert? I live in the faroe island, and that is wrong.

[Bjarni]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

exuse me mr. expert? I live in the faroe island, and that is wrong.

Tú tosar um handan alex, ha?

[Faroe_Island]

Lies.

I am christian AND from the Faroe Island. We are all very angry with you. You are spreading lies about our homes.
I feel ashamed that of you decide to offend my homeland, you don't even know the facts, our flag or tried to google it. Do you see alcohilics? Witchcraft? People with mental illness?