[Mikey Rewlande]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Ah-ha! You deny the bell? A classic satanist move:



You bell denier, you...

[johanna.skorheim Waiting for Email Confirmation]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Ah-ha! You deny the bell? A classic satanist move:



You bell denier, you...

sounds like you gave up... of course I would deny the bell, when I don't have one around my neck -.-

[Tyrfing]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

from reading your post, it's way to obvious, that you are not faroese -.- I mean, we don't use whale bones as keybords, and we don't use runes to write with -.- to me, the post sounds like a big lie, to make everyone think that we have problems. And by the way, I doubt the whalebones would work as a keypord -.- because you know, they are bones -.- and if it really worked, then we would be extremely smart, just so you know -.- to get bones to work as a technical thing, that would be amazing -.-

Welcome to this wonderful place my dear compatriot...the fact that you have found this place means that there is still hope for you.
The first thing you should do now is to opt out of the congregation you belong to now.

(Info for the members of this forum: The Faroe Islands consist of about 60 small villages and the population in these 60 villages vary from 50 to 18000 inhabitants. The sad thing is that each of these villages has a least one sect. The result is that there are hundreds of these sects, who all claim that their sect is the only one that preaches the true word of Christ:
Try to imagine what its like walking the streets (dirt roads) here, with these sects on every streetcorner - all trying to shout louder than the sect on the opposite corner; I can assure you that it is a nightmare.)

My dear compatriot...I am glad to hear that you have five toes on each foot, that they are in front of your foot and you don't walk backwards; thus I assume that you are not deformed or crippled in any way - and judging by your capability to write in other languages than your native language, you are probably not mentally challenged (not a retard), because then you'd surely be doomed: Crippleness is truely the work of satan. Ex.4:11
Not only does God hate cripples, the cripple plague is also a burden on society which has brought our country's economy down on its knees.

I sense a lot of denial in your post: There is no need for you to deny that you use a whalebone keyboard! But I'm guessing that this denial has something to do with that you feel ashamed of the fact that we here in the Faroe Islands kill tens of thousands of pilot whales every year. Well my dear compatriot! There is no need to feel ashamed by this. Do not listen to those lunatics animal rights activists: It is our God given right to kill these creatures Genesis 1:27-28

I also sense that you are in denial about the inbreed problems we have here in the Faroe Islands. But in order to solve this inbreed problem, the first thing we Faroese need to do, is to admit that there really is a problem - and work from there.

Your parents, grandparent and great-grandparents have probably lived in the same small village their whole lifes - Generation after generation has married close family members: This is the root of the problem!
But now that almost all our villages are connected by dirt roads and not are as isolated as they used to be, we can really break this vicious circle. Our sons and daughters shouldn't marry their cousins or nephews or anyone from the same village, they should find their partner in life in another village.

To conclude, I would urge you to read King James Bible.

You are in my prayers.

[Larry Lee]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Give us a break. Even Europistan blocks the Faroe Islands from admittance to its devilish convocations. The sooner the Faroe Islands are turned into a repository for medical waste, the better, that's what Jesus thinks.

[Larry Lee]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Although, I must say that many True Christians(tm) hold a special place in their hearts for the plight of the persecuted Christians of Sandoy. Their suffering has reached our ears and touched our spirit. How they survive, surrounded by nihilistic Viking animals, I don't know. But, when Sandoy finally declares it's independence from the foul Faroe Islands, you can be sure that Landover will be celebrating along with God's angels.

[Mikey Rewlande]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

sounds like you gave up... of course I would deny the bell, when I don't have one around my neck -.-

The word bell is mentioned 624 times in the Good Book. Friend it loud, my friend! In fact, there is a bible verse etched into the Liberty bell, so there!

The goat people of the Fjordic nations:

Norway
Finland
Iceland
Lidl
Craggy Isles
Northern France
The Ugandan Circles

...ring the bell thrice daily to ward off evil spirits and beastiality:

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

from reading your post, it's way to obvious, that you are not faroese -.- I mean, we don't use whale bones as keybords, and we don't use runes to write with -.- to me, the post sounds like a big lie, to make everyone think that we have problems. And by the way, I doubt the whalebones would work as a keypord -.- because you know, they are bones -.- and if it really worked, then we would be extremely smart, just so you know -.- to get bones to work as a technical thing, that would be amazing -.-

It seems me you are know a lots about the bones miss. Are you a expert boner girl?

YIC, Mari.

[TakeMyBullet]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Sorry to say this, but this is just too fake to take. xD
Personally i grew up in the faroe islands and am half faroese.
Faroe islands actually comes from sheep islands, because we have more sheep than people.
alchohol isnt a problem there, wherever you go, there will be some alchoholics, most of my friends are prohobited drinking and smoking, but as in any other country we do it anyway.
Noone's Christian? what kind of shit is that to say? 80-90% of the inhabitants are religious, Christian, so just thinking about.. what kind of shit is this to say?
maybe it's you who's satanic, and also just saying stuff you know nothing about. Those who aren't Christians there, are Atheist, stupid.
the only reason we're under denmark is they wont let us go, and yes we have our own flag actually.
and national day i not onan's voka, it' Ólavsøka, which is held because of a guy who died once, he wa name Ólav i predict? o dont go around playing god when it' only lie your telling :b
the faroese dont have mental nor psychial disorders, they're just as functioning as anyone else, some more than others, ofc you didnt know that even though its a small country it can be normal. gawsh and this is getting to be a loong reply, so.. i just wanna tell you to STOP making your own imaginations about ome faraway country you know nothing about, maybe go visit it first? and realize what kind of beauty it is

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

Noone's Christian? what kind of shit is that to say? 80-90% of the inhabitants are religious, Christian, so just thinking about.. what kind of shit is this to say?

Claiming to be Christian and actually being a Christian are two entirely different things. Did any of these Faroe "Christians" memorize the entire Holy Bible? Do you even have Bibles?

[TakeMyBullet]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

It seems me you are know a lots about the bones miss. Are you a expert boner girl?

YIC, Mari.

They Do, not a very imaginative one but a flag non the less

Now this is a flag...

Well the faroese flag just shows the we are part of the nordics xD
and the second image could neever be taking in the faroe island, you know xD

[UpsideDownCross]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I thought God loved all? What is with all the hate. You all are very one sided. If anyone would like to have a real discussion about religion and why it is just a way for people to cope. Let me know.

[Dr. Isaiah Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

I thought God loved all?

That is not true. God hates the following:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51)
The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26)
Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27)
Fornicators (Romans 1:29)
The Wicked (Romans 1:29)
The Covetous (Romans 1:29)
The Malicious (Romans 1:29)
The Envious (Romans 1:29)
Murderers (Romans 1:29)
The Deceitful (Romans 1:29)
Backbiters (Romans 1:30)
Haters of God (Romans 1:30)
The Despiteful (Romans 1:30)
The Proud (Romans 1:30)
Boasters (Romans 1:30)
Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30)
Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30)
Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31)
The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31)
The Implacable (Romans 1:31)
The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9)
Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9)
Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9)
The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9)
Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10)
Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10)
Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10)
Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10)
The Fearful (Revelation 21:8)
The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8)
The Abominable (Revelation 21:8)
Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8)
Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 )
All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

What is with all the hate.

Read the Bible and I'm sure you will find out.

[barnjesu]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

OMG....I'm sure looking forward to see you all burning in hell!! Jesus and I will sure clap our hands when you all finally die. I hope it will be something most painful that kills you all. You are NOT children of God... Satan is you only relation!!!
How can people become as sick as you are?? Did you mother trow you don't the stairway when you were infants?? Disgusting humanbeings!! The Lord surely cries when he thinks of you!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

OMG....I'm sure looking forward to see you all burning in hell!! Jesus and I will sure clap our hands when you all finally die. I hope it will be something most painful that kills you all. You are NOT children of God... Satan is you only relation!!!
How can people become as sick as you are?? Did you mother trow you don't the stairway when you were infants?? Disgusting humanbeings!! The Lord surely cries when he thinks of you!!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[saaara]

Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

This is so silly! Lying about another country you don't even know anything about, I just have to say that it is not good lying.! So stop lying before it's too late! You stink