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  • #2461
    Originally posted by RoryReloaded View Post
    And again, I'm atheist, so I'll ignore your emoticon.
    Sigh.

    And that is why you will go to Hell when you die with all the dogs and wizards.

    Please let Jesus' touch you and come into you to save you from Hell.

    YIC
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    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #2462
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
      Thats a SWISS army knife, not a swedish

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      • #2463
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Blackadder View Post
        Thats a SWISS army knife, not a swedish
        Yes, and eskimos of Swedonia are generally called as swiss.

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        • #2464
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Blackadder View Post
          Thats a SWISS army knife, not a swedish
          My my, if your army is armed with only those silly camping knifes, how can your country ever defend itself?
          Another reason I would never ever even visit Sweden.
          A tip: Guns generally work better for armies than knifes.
          John 20:27: Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust it into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.

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          • #2465
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            No way I would want to have to face a polar bear or a savage Eskimo armed only with that
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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #2466
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Thomas Dalton View Post
              My my, if your army is armed with only those silly camping knifes, how can your country ever defend itself?
              Another reason I would never ever even visit Sweden.
              A tip: Guns generally work better for armies than knifes.



              since when was violence and firearms so important to people?
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              • #2467
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by pridefull View Post
                since when was violence and firearms so important to people?
                Jesus wants us to be ready to do battle on His behalf. I would think that even you eskimos would understand the concept.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #2468
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Jesus wants us to be ready to do battle on His behalf. I would think that even you eskimos would understand the concept.
                  You have to understand that Swedes think alot different from Americans. Just look at this video comparing Army Recruitment ads from the two countries. It is no joke.

                  Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                  • #2469
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
                    You have to understand that Swedes think alot different from Americans. Just look at this video comparing Army Recruitment ads from the two countries. It is no joke.
                    At least they aren't chinks.

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #2470
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      And look here how the Swiss army commercials openly mocks America

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                      • #2471
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        They make candy that smells like a woman's nasty bits. This one is particularly yucky!
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                        Come climb my mountains.

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                        • #2472
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                          They make candy that smells like a woman's nasty bits. This one is particularly yucky!
                          And the depraved Swedes even make candy that LOOKS like it. And selling it to children who are 5 or 6 years old. Horrible!
                          WARNING - LINK TO OFFENSIVE ARTICLE (in Swedish)
                          Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."

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                          • #2473
                            Originally posted by Holyfield View Post
                            And the depraved Swedes even make candy that LOOKS like it. And selling it to children who are 5 or 6 years old. Horrible!
                            WARNING - LINK TO OFFENSIVE ARTICLE (in Swedish)
                            I had to stop looking as soon as I was sick in my mouth.

                            Which was immediately.

                            YIC
                            Posted via Mobile Device
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                            • #2474
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              1, That is still the danish flag, not the Swedish. Please look it up.

                              2, A person from Sweden is "Swedish", not "Swiss". A person from Switzerland is Swiss.

                              3, There are no polar bears, nor penguins in Sweden. Polar bears live on the north pole and penguins live on the south pole. Sweden is in none of those locations.

                              4, The article about the candy is an error, which is why it was on the news.

                              5, If you're going to address someone, could you please learn what you call them? The correct terms are as follows;
                              A person from Norway: Norwegian.
                              A person from Switzerland : Swiss.
                              A person from Sweden : Swedish.
                              A person from Denmark : Danish.
                              A person from Scandinavia : Scandinavian.
                              None of these are the same country, and Scandinavia isn't a country at all.

                              6, The post by Roberta (02-28-2012).
                              You hate those "faggy" uniforms the Swedish people wear?
                              I'm sorry to tell you this, but those are not Swedish. The guy in the middle is the pope. He lives in Italy.

                              7, Not everyone in Sweden is a homosexual. Not everyone in Sweden is an atheist either.

                              I mean no disrespect to you or your religion, but if you're going to complain about a country as a whole you could at least get your facts straight.
                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • #2475
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by John117d View Post
                                1, That is still the danish flag,blah, blah who cares about what I say blah
                                Friend,

                                We have a known secret Muslim sympathizer who illegally got himself elected leader of the most powerful country in the world. Don't you think that takes priority over what the Swedish flag looks like?

                                Flag an't going to matter when the Islamic Terrorist come and stick a burka on your wife.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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