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  • #3796
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
    In that case I would like to rephrase your question. Does he want to go to hell?

    Without people you are nothing!
    Are you snorting marihuana flowers, friend? You are not making sense.
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    I Kings 7:23

    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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    • #3797
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Now you are mocking me my friend. But I guess the quote "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish" will come handy here.

      But seriously, if the churches are empty and no one attends. Is it mine or his fault?

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      • #3798
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
        Now you are mocking me my friend. But I guess the quote "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish" will come handy here.

        But seriously, if the churches are empty and no one attends. Is it mine or his fault?
        I mock you not, friend...your previous post made absolutely no sense and I was concerned that you may be imbibing the aromatic devil's weed.

        The emptiness of your churches speaks of many things which are obviously the fault of the Swedish heathens. God is never at fault...ever. He is perfect and blameless.

        It is men that lose their way.

        1 Thessalonians 4:13 (1611 King James Bible)

        But I would not haue you to be ignorant, brethren, concerning them which are asleepe, that ye sorrow not, euen as others which haue no hope.
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        I Kings 7:23

        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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        • #3799
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?

          Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?

          Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.

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          • #3800
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
            You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?

            Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?

            Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.
            Lady, that doesn't make any sense. Why would the LORD have Dr. Snyde part the Red Sea today? Do you think the Egyptians after him?

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #3801
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
              You are a perfect example of that. Did any sea part for you like the red one did for Moses?

              Have you ever built a space shuttle with your own bare hands? (I really like the idea but who smoked pot that time? Seriously?

              Where did the dinosaurs come from? I can't find of that kind in the Bible.
              Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?

              I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #3802
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Hahahaha! You make me laugh! Maybe they are! If you smoke too much weed I have heard you can become paranoid. But even a paranoid person can be pursued....

                If it doesn't make sense why don't you try to answer my questions? It should be written in the Bible? At least the last one 'cos I guess the first two are just symbolic?

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                • #3803
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                  Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?

                  I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
                  I like the way you use the word indoctrinated. What if you are indoctrinated? If you think of it. Would your world collapse? In some cultures life begin at the end of the mortal body. Is that what happened to Jesus? If Jesus died for the sake of our sins. Why should people suffer from the crib to the grave?

                  Don't come with apologies but with answer for a change.

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                  • #3804
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                    Hahahaha! You make me laugh! Maybe they are! If you smoke too much weed I have heard you can become paranoid. But even a paranoid person can be pursued....

                    If it doesn't make sense why don't you try to answer my questions? It should be written in the Bible? At least the last one 'cos I guess the first two are just symbolic?
                    God clearly refers to one of the herbivorous dinosaurs here:

                    Job 40:15 (1611 King James Bible)

                    ¶ Beholde now Behemoth which I made with thee, hee eateth grasse as an oxe.
                    You need to break out a Holy Bible (KJV1611) and begin reading, all the way through. All of your questions will be answered. God's Word is awesome and complete.
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                    I Kings 7:23

                    And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                    New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                    Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                    Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                    Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

                    Comment

                    • #3805
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                      Friend, I blindly follow God's Word to the letter. Why would I do otherwise?

                      I recommend you read it and become indoctrinated to the truths therein. It's good for what ails you.
                      Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                      God clearly refers to one of the herbivorous dinosaurs here:



                      You need to break out a Holy Bible (KJV1611) and begin reading, all the way through. All of your questions will be answered. God's Word is awesome and complete.

                      So I did: <<<<Pornography Removed - Admin >>>

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                      • #3806
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        I just like to share my latest private message:

                        Dear heltsonika,

                        You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forum.

                        Reason: Promoting pornography and suicide camps

                        Is this a cult? Seriously. What happened to open mindness? Is indoctrination a good thing here? How shall one interpret the Bible if one can have it's own interpretation?

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                        • #3807
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                          How shall one interpret the Bible if one can have it's own interpretation?
                          By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.

                          I hope that helps.

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #3808
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.

                            I hope that helps.

                            Now that indoctrination. Just like in North Korea! I don't believe God or Jesus wanted our believes rely on that but on common sense. Now I'm not even allowed to post my interpretation so how in the world can you even comment it? I'm not satanistic or mocking any of you so why am I being censored?

                            There were no porn in my link. Just an interpretation of the Bible. Why is that not allowed? If I can't post a link please youtube Bible and Imperiet.

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                            • #3809
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              By reading the actual words the way in which they have been written.

                              I hope that helps.

                              The school taught us how to read but not to question what we have just read.

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                              • #3810
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                                Now that indoctrination. Just like in North Korea! I don't believe God or Jesus wanted our believes rely on that but on common sense.
                                Then you call God a liar.

                                But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
                                1 Corinthians 2:14


                                What passes for "common sense" changes with each generation; every culture has their own spin on it. Surely you don't believe the LORD would have had no idea this would happen, and simply allows man to fumble about when his Salvation is on the line.

                                Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                                Now I'm not even allowed to post my interpretation so how in the world can you even comment it? I'm not satanistic or mocking any of you so why am I being censored?
                                Because this is not a debate forum, dear. It's time you learn to mind your manners and agree to abide by the terms of service you agreed to when you registered.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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