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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Because this is not a debate forum, dear. It's time you learn to mind your manners and agree to abide by the terms of service you agreed to when you registered.
    That's exactly my point. It's indoctrination as it fullest. I'm No.1 reason why the Baptist church of Us of A hates me the most. I'm being honest and sincere. I'm not mocking anyone nor God but have a open spirit and mind.

    I would like to share my last contribution and interpretation of meeting with the devil: If you believe in Jesus you must believe in the Devil too right? The both go hand in and in a way. I'm not being satanistic in any way but open minded. I hope you will enjoy it too as an inspiration not as a mock. Please don't censor it but read between the lines. (It's an inspiration from a book he read)

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    For a thousand years and a thousand more
    Has he ever where the speech
    A man born in the poor family
    It is said he was a child of god
    But because out that no one has seen
    Him since the the year of thirty-three
    Do we want to invite you to a ball tonight
    All this was to be read in a letter

    I was picked up in a Cadillac
    By a driver wearing a cross
    Oh , He turned to me and smiled
    He said my name is Barrabors (probably Barbaras)
    Then I know a brother to you
    He is from Galilee
    He has invited me to a ball tonight
    He said how no can be so wrong , so wrong

    The man who invited you to a ball
    Have you heard about but never seen
    On ' he called so many names
    But only one is correct

    THE DEVIL...

    A gentleman in a large black coat
    Said welcome with a grin
    And two thousand years is very long time
    But now the chaos discipline
    Here is tomb beer will party heavily
    It's every persons right
    Witches flying around
    They sing with the same mouth
    Traitors unite
    Here we dance in the dirt
    Traitors multiply
    We adore all that is called lust

    THE DEVIL...

    He said ... welcome to my sordid hole
    And as you all know
    One man's glow the other's death
    The clock strikes for the dice game
    the dice is good and evil
    whom among us is in corruption
    maybe he'll back
    But as long as you get to enjoy my company

    THE DEVIL....

    He said the dice will judge us
    And pointed at me
    You may wear one out of two cross
    Now I play against you
    I told my goodness how will it go
    That's more than I understand
    All I did was to open a letter
    Now I'll play dice against the devil

    THE DEVIL , How the hell will this end?

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
      Hello my friends! Nice to see you all =) I really enjoyed this thread so I would like to contribute to show my appreciation. I am born, raised and baptisted in Sweden and this is what me and my friends do when we visit a church. The lyrics to this hymn have been translated for you and are attached.

      http://youtu.be/67bnXtKPssc


      "Hang god, Hang god,
      'Cos God doesn't like the poor,
      God doesn't like the blacks.
      And god damnit he does not like you,
      He has forgotten all about you a long time ago.

      Hang God!

      With priests and popes he have fooled millions,
      with the Bible he have created traditions.
      Does he have any feelings for anyone?
      And really is it a He or a She?

      Hang God!



      I hope you enjoyed it! If you did and you know Italian, please have a listen to Povero Papa. They are Italian =)
      Well if you Norwegians every tried that in the Landover Baptist Church, in front of Pastor Ezekiel you would wish you were never born

      It is correct that God doesn't like the poor, the blacks or you, though. But one thing is for sure, He has not forgotten about you and if you dont repent He will send you to hell to be assraped by Satan for all enternity

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
        Well if you Norwegians every tried that in the Landover Baptist Church, in front of Pastor Ezekiel you would wish you were never born

        It is correct that God doesn't like the poor, the blacks or you, though. But one thing is for sure, He has not forgotten about you and if you dont repent He will send you to hell to be assraped by Satan for all enternity
        Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
        Sold I to the merchant ships,
        Minutes after they took I
        From the bottomless pit.
        But my hand was made strong
        By the hand of the Almighty.
        We forward in this generation
        Triumphantly.
        Won't you help to sing
        This songs of freedom
        'Cause all I ever have:
        Redemption songs;
        Redemption songs.

        Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery;
        None but ourselves can free our minds.
        Have no fear for atomic energy,
        'Cause none of them can stop the time.
        How long shall they kill our prophets,
        While we stand aside and look?
        Some say it's just a part of it:
        We've got to fullfil the book.

        Won't you help to sing
        This songs of freedom-
        'Cause all I ever have:
        Redemption songs;
        Redemption songs;
        Redemption songs...

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
          Well if you Norwegians every tried that in the Landover Baptist Church, in front of Pastor Ezekiel you would wish you were never born

          It is correct that God doesn't like the poor, the blacks or you, though. But one thing is for sure, He has not forgotten about you and if you dont repent He will send you to hell to be assraped by Satan for all enternity

          If God doesn't like the poor, the Blacks nor me then why should one warship him? Is he not for the ones that suffer the most? Or is he only for the rich and happy? That can claim a privilege no one else could get? I don't think that was god's idea. I guess you have never been to Africa. The churches there are full and the population is poor while in the rich countries it's the opposite. Do you see a relation here? You only pray to god if god is the only solution. I don't believe it that and that's why you hate Sweden.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
            Or is he only for the rich and happy?
            Pretty much yes, yet anyone can become rich and happy through Him. As by His own words.

            Matthew 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
              If God doesn't like the poor, the Blacks nor me then why should one warship him? Is he not for the ones that suffer the most? Or is he only for the rich and happy? That can claim a privilege no one else could get? I don't think that was god's idea. I guess you have never been to Africa. The churches there are full and the population is poor while in the rich countries it's the opposite. Do you see a relation here? You only pray to god if god is the only solution. I don't believe it that and that's why you hate Sweden.
              Friend, if you incapable of talking about how Perfect Christianity is, why are you here? No decent person wants to look at your tubes. God is all anyone needs in their life. We can do without all your public masturbation and death clinics. We have Churches instead.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                Friend, if you incapable of talking about how Perfect Christianity is, why are you here? No decent person wants to look at your tubes. God is all anyone needs in their life. We can do without all your public masturbation and death clinics. We have Churches instead.

                ***MORE CHILD PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR*** I am sorry if I offended anyone. Live happy and I am happy ok. I'm sorry if I questioned any of your believes.

                I'm sure you and I will be just fine
                Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 12-10-2013, 12:28 AM. Reason: Keep you disgusting fantasies to yourself

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                  If you like to masturbate solitary I respect that. I am sorry if I offended anyone. Live happy and I am happy ok. I'm sorry if I questioned any of your believes.

                  I'm sure you and I will be just fine
                  Friend, while I understand how you slovak people will hump anything with a pulse, I kindly request you stop 'making your moves' and coming on to me. I have no interst in spending time in a sweat filled man-sauna.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                    Pretty much yes, yet anyone can become rich and happy through Him. As by His own words.

                    Matthew 13:12 For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath.
                    Just remember to keep the right hand on the bible....

                    I believe in this and it's been tested by research. The one who gives a pop for nuns will later join the church.
                    Last edited by James Hutchins; 12-10-2013, 12:33 AM. Reason: Fixed spelling/translation

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                      Just remember to keep the right hand on the bible....

                      I believe in this and it's been tested by research. The one who gives a pop for nuns will later join the church.
                      Friend, we are not catlicks. We are Baptists. The only place women serve in the Church are snacks after services.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        For those who didn't know here is another censorship I have received:

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                        Trust me there was NO child pornography in my statement. The truth hurts though.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by heltsonika View Post
                          For those who didn't know here is another censorship I have received:

                          ***MORE CHILD PORNOGRAPHIC FANTASIES REMOVED BY MODERATOR***

                          Trust me there was NO child pornography in my statement. The truth hurts though.
                          While child porn may be legal in Finland, you should keep in mind that this is an American forum and we dont tolerate that kind of filth here!

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            Friend, we are not catlicks. We are Baptists. The only place women serve in the Church are snacks after services.

                            So the only place a woman serve is in the kitchen? Sound like Stalin Russia to me. Trust me I have family who ran away from it.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                              While child porn may be legal in Finland, you should keep in mind that this is an American forum and we dont tolerate that kind of filth here!
                              As I said. I'm born, raised and baptist in Sweden. Not Norway nor Finland. Child porn is not related to borders and I doubt USA is free from any of that no matters how religious you are. Just look at Italy for example. Please don't touch the children's choir or you will go to hell but you will get sympathy from the devil.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                If it wasn't for your censorship I would love to continue our conversation. But as things have turned the moderator don't want to share me opinion so you will have to make your own judgement. Are you happy campers as long you can't high-five each other or do you have a mind of your own?

                                Sorry for being so Swedish but I'm never gonna be a part of Your church no matter of religious I am. That's said from a true Christian. I hope Jesus loves you 'cos I don't.

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