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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
    Norwegia is not a continent, dear, but never mind. And seeing that as in the shape of a tiger is a sign of seeing, or claiming to have seen, a false vision.

    Ezekiel 13:7: Have ye not seen a vain vision, and have ye not spoken a lying divination, whereas ye say, The Lord saith it; albeit I have not spoken?

    It is not to late too repent.

    YiC
    AW

    Wait, you're a women?
    You are not entitled to a oppinion of your own.

    Oh, right. That's why you recite the bible...
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Ricken View Post
      Wait, you're a women?
      You are not entitled to a oppinion of your own.

      Oh, right. That's why you recite the bible...
      No, she quotes the Bible to you in an effort to help deliver your soul to Jesus.

      Don't be such a pessimist.

      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Ricken View Post
        Wait, you're a women?
        You are not entitled to a oppinion of your own.

        Oh, right. That's why you recite the bible...
        Sonny, Mrs. Attila's Wife is just a woman, but as a Forum Member she is a Godly woman, and therefore her status is superior to yours.

        Note the food chain order on this forum:

        Pastors
        True Christian(tm) Men
        True Christian(tm) Women
        Forum Members <---------- That would be Mrs. Attila's Wife
        Mice
        Lint
        Fly poop
        Unsaved Trash <---------- That would be you, Ricky.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          I brush off such remarks as I would brush away the lint that Sister Basilissa refers to. However, I am horrified to see that in my zeal, I wrote:

          It is not to late too repent.
          Two (not too or to) shocking errors there. I apologise, Brothers and Sisters.
          2 Timothy 3:16

          All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
            Note the food chain order on this forum:

            Pastors
            True Christian™ Men
            True Christian™ Women
            Forum Members <---------- That would be Mrs. Attila's Wife
            Mice
            Lint
            Fly poop
            Unsaved Trash <---------- That would be you, Ricky.
            My dear Sister, can we add "stupid catholics" under the "fly poop," for actually worshiping fly poop!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              My dear Sister, can we add "stupid catholics" under the "fly poop," for actually worshiping fly poop!

              Jesus on a tortilla is not enough for them? What a bunch of weirdos!
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                Jesus on a tortilla is not enough for them? What a bunch of weirdos!
                What do you expect from a bunch of nut-jobs that think historical people looked like food?

                "Look ma! I can see Mary's face in my grilled cheese!"






                Catholic portrait of Mary
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Swedish "men" are now being raped by Somali immigrants:
                  Reports of male rape are on the rise in Sweden, new figures show, yet sexual violence experts believe the figures represent only the tip of the iceberg as many men are too ashamed to report the assaults.


                  Something makes me think they actually like it.
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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Swedish "men" are doing all the housework while their "wifes" are off shagging Kurdishani refugees:

                    Swedish men’s enlightened attitudes toward equality and gender roles make them among the best potential husbands in the developed world, a recent study shows.
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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      [/CENTER]
                      That's the Danish flag, so you're wrong. Here is the Swedish flag:



                      Sweden created IKEA, a worldwide distribution network for Satanism. Using crappy furniture as cover, they distribute 175,000,000 Satanic books each year. Since only 90,000,000 Holy Bibles are distributed each year, IKEA is clearly trying to overthrow the Holy Bible! Innocent children are destroyed by demonic products like RÄV, BÅRD and HJÄRTA. IKEA was created in 1943, in close cooperation with Nazi Germany, by Ingvar Kamprad. After America defeated Germany in WWII, IKEA simply continued its Satanic mission and kept increasing its distribution network to achieve global Satanic domination. Revelation 21:8 "... unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars ..."
                      IKEA is just a furniture company and a great one at that, when i go shopping at the mainland thats where i go. Ingvar Kamprad has been a nazi in his youth, but not any longer.


                      Sweden is not the only country in the world actively promoting people to become gay. They are however the only country who have Mr Gay Sweden competitions. Also they have a bi-weekly Stockholm Pride Parade where even a Gay Jesus is part of the parade! For those Europeans who live in nice countries where being gay is against the law they even host EuroPride! Romans 1:26-27 "... men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
                      There is nothing wrong with being born as a gay, its completely natural. And of course Sweden is the only country who has Mr. Gay Sweden


                      Being jealous of the huge Swedish gay community, Abba star Agnetha Fältskog invented backdoor sex between males and females. She created an entirely new pornographic industry that way and directly caused the global AIDS pandemic which caused million of horrible deaths. Romans 5:12 "... death by sin ..."
                      Where have you heard all of this crazy stuff, old fool?


                      [*]Sweden has the worst femnazi actress ever: Ingrid Bergman. Actor John Gielgud had the following to say about her: "She speaks five languages, and can't act in any of them". She got all her roles by having sex with influential people. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... be in silence."
                      No big fan of her either, but "feminazi", seriously?


                      Even long after America defeated Germany in WWII, Sweden practiced eugenics to defy God and improve the Swedish race. It took until 1971 until America finally forced Sweden to stop playing God and end this horrible practice. The Danish author Astrid Lindgren created Pippi Longstocking as a protest against these practices. Romans 8:19-21 "... the bondage of corruption ..."

                      As a side effect of the eugenics as practiced in Sweden a lot of Swedish males lost their balls. They get compensation for that though. Swedish women go all over the world to find males who still have their balls. Matthew 19:12 "... were made eunuchs of men ..."
                      Except that Astrid Lindgren was Swedish (Smålandic), the rest of that is unfortuently true. Sweden practiced eugenics by sterilizing thousends of people people like native sami people, mentally ill people and gay people. But not anylonger. A shameful part of our history though.


                      Sweden allows people to break God's laws by committing suicide. Sweden even has suicide clinics where people who no longer want to delay their one way trip to the fires of Hell can commit suicide. Exodus 20:13 "Thou shalt not kill."
                      Thats Switzerland, not Sweden. 2 different countries.


                      Sweden has completely integrated its pornographic industry with its religious activities. It is quite common for Pastors to have threesomes during ceremonies. Ephesians 3:16 "That he would grant you, according to the riches of his glory, to be strengthened with might by his Spirit in the inner man;"
                      Not true, christian fundamental old fool.

                      When the Christian Pastor Åke Green tried to save innocent souls from eternal damnation to Hell by pointing out that being gay is evil, he immediately got arrested by IKEA's police forces. With this arrest of Åke Green, the Swedes have allowed their filthy sodomite agenda to be completely fulfilled. Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake ..."
                      Åke Green was a homophobic bigot and he deserved to go to jail.

                      Sweden has SAAB, a huge car industry, owned by a small Dutch nail factory, that produces completely worthless cars. For most SAABs the only way to get them to actually drive is a matter of making a hole in the bottom of the car and walking to where you want to go. This is also the cause of the insanely low speed limits in Sweden. Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate ... a lying tongue ... wicked imaginations ..."
                      SAAB are not made anylonger, they went konkurs, out of buisiness.[/QUOTE]

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Gunnar Bjorkman View Post
                        Åke Green was a homophobic bigot and he deserved to go to jail.
                        I find it not surprising in the least that you believe in forcing society to accept the gays. So how long have you been a proponent of forcing straights to marry the gays?

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Gunnar Bjorkman View Post
                          There is nothing wrong with being born as a gay, its completely natural.
                          So if you're born a cannibal or a zoophiliac that's OK too I suppose? With no moral compass it's all completely natural. I suppose someone born with an arsenic fetish ought to be fed the stuff on demand? After all, it's completely natural.

                          Arsenic cyanide on the other hand needs to be manufactured. I think that says it all.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            If you want to see why God truly hates the Swiss, check out this documentary about 9 typical Swedish, Danish and Norwegian men going through American military training before Obama

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Okay guys. Think what you will of Sweden.
                              A lot of things that you say are true. But please, may he who is without sin throweth the first rock. As far as I know Americans are the fatest (gluttony) in the world, the US wages more wars than any other (for greed), commits more murders, makes most porn movies (lust) and so on ad infinitum.

                              I also want to declare that I expect more from a man of the cloth then making fun of disabled and handicapped people. It actually offends me that a ”true christian” like Rev. Edward Clement uses insults like that. It is disrespectful and tells us a whole lot about your view of your fellow men.

                              Rev. Clement - it is people like you, who attack those weaker then you that we take great pleasure in sacrificing to our dark gods (most often Odin). Come to Sweden and I'll give you the tour of our sacrifical grounds (don't mind the rusty old knife in my hand).

                              Okay, so Sweden is inhabited by some depraved people. But lets get a few things straight:

                              1. The Flag. Look it up. Sweden's flag is blue with a yellow cross... Thats right. A cross.

                              2. Its called "Swedes" not "Swedonians". Illiterate *** potty language ***

                              3. "Sweden" is not "Switzerland".

                              4. Sweden is not famous for: Army knives, cheese, chocolate, clocks/watches. That's the other country.

                              5. Switzerland's flag is somewhat similar to the Danish (people in Denmark are not called Danonians or some other *** potty language ***, it's "Danes") flag in the OP, but there are differences. Can you spot them? use: *** removed gay porn link ***
                              6. IKEA takes a very small part of our lives.

                              7. "Swedish Fish" is close to unheard of in Sweden

                              8. So is the "Swedish Bikini Team" (First time I heard about them was when I visited the United States).

                              9. No we don't go home masturbating after church. We don't go to church, and since our women are as slutty as we men, we *** potty language *** instead of masturbating (often in blood orgies, a lot of sex toys and I really enjoy a good old choke hold).
                              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 01-13-2014, 09:40 PM. Reason: Removed potty language and gay porn link.

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by President Dave View Post
                                blah blah blah something about Swaziland blah blah
                                tl:dr

                                Who are you? Why are you here? Did your father Satan send you?

                                (John 8:44) "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it."



                                Yours in Christ (NOT THOR),

                                Z. Smyth
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