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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    And by the way, the Viking on that picture is the biggest of gods in norse mythology. The "thunder-god". I am looking forward to go to Valhalla when i die.

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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      i have not been to that comedy site, Im sorry. The ASA-Gods of Northeren Mythology was left behind like a millenium ago. I dont like that paganism myself. regarding the divorce rates in sweden, you are probably right about that procentage, but you should perhaps have added that procentage is in the area as most other western countries.

      I did not post my replies on order to make sweden out to be the best land i the world, we truely are not. But that first post in this thread was plain insanity and I dont like people being miseducated in such a grave manner..

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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Jorven View Post
        And by the way, the Viking on that picture is the biggest of gods in norse mythology. The "thunder-god". I am looking forward to go to Valhalla when i die.
        Then why aren't you in Afghanistan now slaughtering brown people? It's the only chance you have to get in to a fake place.
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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Jorven View Post
          And by the way, the Viking on that picture is the biggest of gods in norse mythology. The "thunder-god". I am looking forward to go to Valhalla when i die.
          Actually Odin would be "the biggest" but it is still mytology that is an millenium old and very few follows...

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            The most popular swede worldwide was this guy:



            That tells all about sweden.
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
              sry meant to write English not swedish
              That's OK, we've had a lot of addle-brained Swiss here, today.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                After reading what the Swetarts has to say, I'm actually glad that I have to live among the Finns right know. Things could be a LOT worse.

                YiC, M
                Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  That's OK, we've had a lot of addle-brained Swiss here, today.
                  You do know Swiss (switzerland) Is a whole other country than sweden right? Calling swedish for swiss would be calling english for spanish..

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
                    God is more likely to be angry at countries dropping bombs on innocent people than having sex and IKEA stores and what have you..
                    America do not drop bombs randomly for fun, they rather strike with high precision. And they do it because they believe that the people need Jesus, free market reforms and freedom from their oppressive government.
                    Sure, some innocent civilians get hurt, but I'd prefer to have a 1/1000 risk of getting hurt before a 1/1 risk of 20+ more years in a totalitarian state. If the state is communist, your risk of getting killed by the government is approx 1/10. Death probability in proana states (North Korea, Somalia etc) is at least 1/2.
                    Do you deny those innocent people freedom and Jesus?

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      I just have a few things to say and then I will leave you to practice your religion.

                      Sweden is a country in northern europe. In Sweden we speak swedish.
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                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden
                      Switzerland is a country in central europe. In Switzerland they speak german, italian, french and romansh.
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                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Switzerland
                      Swaziland is a country in southern africa. In Swaziland they speak swazi/swati and english.
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                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaziland
                      And for Cranky Old Man who does not know of the difference between Sweden and Denmark.
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                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denmark
                      If you would be so kind as to stop lying about Sweden I would be greatful.
                      I now bid you farewell and may God bless all of you who believes in him and does not lie in his name.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        I have now had some replies to my posts here, but none of the replies have mentioned the fact that a threadstarted fools you all by writing lies.

                        Wouldnt lies be a sin?

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Im gonna stop posting here as well, since you all are uneducated morons who probably havent finished gradeschool. If you all actually believe in the insanity written on this forum, then I think you are all in for a surprise when Kingdom come.

                          Hate never get you closer to Jesus.

                          I doubt than any of you will mind me leaving since it would be to hard for you all to try to discuss things probably since the combined iq of you all must be lower than a shoesize number.

                          I God reads this forum he would weep over the insanity and hate you write. You are a shame to all christians and read the Bible in no way better that a terrorist reads the Koran.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Swedishchristian79 View Post
                            Im gonna stop posting here as well, since you all are uneducated mormons who probably havent finished gradeschool. If you all actually believe in the insanity written on this forum, then I think you are all in for a surprise when Kingdom come.
                            #1. We are NOT mormons, where did you get that Idea, are you secretly thinking of becomming a mormon, or are you oblivious at the moment?

                            #2 The Bible KJV1611 SAYS IT, AND THAT SETTLES IT!

                            Hebrews
                            4:12 For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart. 4:13 Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.

                            Hate never get you closer to Jesus.
                            Jesus was not a nice guy, you do not read your bible do you? Do you read anything?

                            You are either for him or against him, there is NO in between!

                            Luke
                            11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth.
                            According to Jesus, only a few will be saved; the vast majority will suffer eternally in hell where "there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth."

                            Luke
                            13:24 Strive to enter in at the strait gate: for many, I say unto you, will seek to enter in, and shall not be able. 13:25 When once the master of the house is risen up, and hath shut to the door, and ye begin to stand without, and to knock at the door, saying, Lord, Lord, open unto us; and he shall answer and say unto you, I know you not whence ye are: 13:26 Then shall ye begin to say, We have eaten and drunk in thy presence, and thou hast taught in our streets. 13:27 But he shall say, I tell you, I know you not whence ye are; depart from me, all ye workers of iniquity. 13:28 There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.

                            I doubt than any of you will mind me leaving since it would be to hard for you all to try to discuss things probably since the combined iq of you all must be lower than a shoesize number.
                            Obviously, you do not read very well, the un-saved are not welcome here, and that is backed by the KJV1611!

                            1 Corinthians
                            6:14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness? 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel? 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people. 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you.

                            I God reads this forum he would weep over the insanity and hate you write. You are a shame to all christians and read the Bible in no way better that a terrorist reads the Koran.
                            Actually, this is God's Favorite Church, and we are True-Christians tm.

                            Deuteronomy
                            13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
                            13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; 13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: 13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. 13:10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

                            There is no need to cry about it because it is too late. You are going to HELL!
                            Last edited by Felicity; 08-17-2011, 08:48 AM. Reason: Fixed quotes
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                            Psalm 50:22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver.
                            Deuteronomy32:35 To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time: for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste.
                            Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
                            Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
                            Leviticus24:14 Bring forth him that hath cursed without the camp; and let all that heard him lay their hands upon his head, and let all the congregation stone him.
                            Ephesians5:5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.5:6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience. 5:7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.
                              That is a swiss armyknive. SWISS is Switzerland, not Sweden you idiot!

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Swede93 View Post
                                ...SWISS is Switzerland, not Sweden you idiot!
                                Yeah, a big difference; try to explain it here, Capt’n Smarty-pants.

                                God bless

                                Dan
                                Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                                ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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