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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8348

    #4066
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    That makes me curious: which passport do they use when they want to get out of their hellholes and travel into the civilized world (or just to Europe)?
    I don't think they need passports, Sister, as long as they stay within the Disunited Union of Europe. I suppose it might be a problem if they wanted to go to Norway? But, bad as things are for them, literally nobody in the entire world is so desperate as to go there.

    Fortunately, these islanders can no longer infest Britain with their fermented fishy odors.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Johny Joe Hold
      Mayor of Freehold
       
      • Feb 2010
      • 12275

      #4067
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Didn't Norway use to be part of Sweden?
      Yes it was. Then, Swedes realized they could not stand fermented cod fish breath of Norwegians and told them to stay away.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Didymus Much
        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
        • Jun 2010
        • 14076

        #4068
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
        Yes it was. Then, Swedes realized they could not stand fermented cod fish breath of Norwegians and told them to stay away.
        [Swedish courtier] Sire, the Norwegians are revolting.


        [Carl Gustav or something] Tell me about it.

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        • MitzaLizalor
          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 14113

          #4069
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          if they wanted to go to Norway
          Ar - I can actually answer that. They would travel north. Eventually they'd arrive in Lapland. Neither the Finns nor the Norwegians want to be seen as less accommodating to the Lapps than the other. Imagine you're a Lapp. Your world has Left and Right but no Up. There is a Down, populated by philistines who can't even decide what their own countries are called from one millennium to the next, Sweden being one of them, where "shops" exist (and other facilities) so that migrating south yields occasional benefits worth the effort. The first city you come to will know where you've come from [writes in book: arrived from Lapland] and acknowledges you as such. You're made welcome perhaps similar to a Shetlander visiting Scotland. Now whether that Shetlander came from Fair Isle or even The Orkneys is immaterial since Scotland considers them all to be Scots. You're in the same felicitous situation; having descended into Norway or "Down" being a Lapp etc.

          I hope that addresses the question.

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          • Romeo Rovagnati
            Jesuit Insurgency Operative
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2016
            • 614

            #4070
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Good News! Sweden has elected a right wing government, which means that they've finally understood that God hates them and they need to repent.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14113

              #4071
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12894

                #4072
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?
                Somehow I don't think the Swiss Vikings were protestants...
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14113

                  #4073
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  I'm not sure whether it was called Sweden then. Denmark I think. Or Finland. Norwegia? Who knows. But even if they weren't Protestant, Lutheran, Anglican, types of established Churches, and that included Odin, Thor et al., I guess having once entered an Anglican building, they weren't Baptists, which is a type of Chapel, not established.

                  How did the heretic Charlemagne get on there?
                  Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 11-07-2022, 01:14 AM. Reason: I did not mean to suggest Thor was Protestant but that he was established

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                  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                    An old soul
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 4816

                    #4074
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    I always mix up Switzerland with Swaziland. Which is the one the British invaded and massacred all the people? I know it's not much to go on.
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14113

                      #4075
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Isn't that Austria? Infidels from the east or south or wherever they came from tried too – but didn't get very far. Vienna or Madrid, somewhere like that.

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                      • Phil Ander
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jan 2016
                        • 626

                        #4076
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Sweden has a vegetable named after it. I hate vegetables - especially swedes
                        I am a good buddy with God since I read, love, and obey the whole KJV Bible
                        q.e.d. GOD HATES SWEDEN
                        58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                        Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                        • Romeo Rovagnati
                          Jesuit Insurgency Operative
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2016
                          • 614

                          #4077
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          Was Sweden ever anything other that protestant?
                          Considering that they opposed Saint Olaf way of preaching the Gospel, they definitely were always protestant. But pheraps they are starting to see the light.

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