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  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    There’s absolutely no hate for Sweden here, we’re just pointing at the fact that God hate that queer loving communist country of yours.
    And you’re saying that you have a week and almost powerless queer king?
    Well that just confirms a lot of what was stated earlier: He needs to straighten up that rotten country of his!
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    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Mr lol View Post
      Ok I am from Sweden! Why hate us? We don't hate god nor do we love the devil...we simply don't care about them!
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      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
        Ok I am from Sweden! Why hate us? We don't hate god nor do we love the devil...we simply don't care about them!

        And i saw Biza (the godmocker) giving questions about Sweden in some thread that i am to lazy to find!

        The answers was horribly wrong so i got a lol there

        for example: the answerer thought we didn't celebrate christmas, he thought our national anthem was called rape and homosexuality and something more i can't remember.

        We DO celebrate christmas and our national anthem is the best one ever and it's called ''Du gamla, du fria''.
        Mr Fool, Christmas is about celebrating the birth of baby Jesus, not the arrival of the viking god Julbocken.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
          There’s absolutely no hate for Sweden here, we’re just pointing at the fact that God hate that queer loving communist country of yours.
          And you’re saying that you have a week and almost powerless queer king?
          Well that just confirms a lot of what was stated earlier: He needs to straighten up that rotten country of his!
          Yes! Maybe he should start throwing stones at those who need abortion!

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          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            How on God’s green earth can anybody possibly need an abortion?
            I’m pro life, how about you? Du you like to kill humans just for the heck of it?
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            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
              How on God’s green earth can anybody possibly need an abortion?
              I’m pro life, how about you? Du you like to kill humans just for the heck of it?
              Why are you hijacking this thread, we are talking about why God hates Sweden. Why do you hate Jesus?

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              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                If you haven’t been a true Christian, I would have asked you to read a few pages back in this the tread. It would have shown to you that I was attacked by an atheist. However, you are a true Christian and I’m sure you were busy studying King James Bible with is way more important than our sinfully posts.
                I’m sorry, Mr. Dewitt - it wont happen again

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                • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  Mr Fool, Christmas is about celebrating the birth of baby Jesus, not the arrival of the viking god Julbocken.
                  What? Julbocken? That must have been before Coca Cola Company created the red dressed santa.

                  Do you even know how we celebrate christmas?

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                    What? Julbocken? That must have been before Coca Cola Company created the red dressed santa.

                    Do you even know how we celebrate christmas?
                    You come from Sweden, then why do you not know who Julbocken is.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      You come from Sweden, then why do you not know who Julbocken is.
                      Because i am not that old! Julbocken is something i think they used around the 1950s and back!

                      That is why i have bad knowledge about the christmas goat lol ( that sounds funny...christmas goat xD)

                      anyways...answer my question, do you know how we celebrate christmas? if yes tell how.

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Mr fool View Post
                        Because i am not that old! Julbocken is something i think they used around the 1950s and back!

                        That is why i have bad knowledge about the christmas goat lol ( that sounds funny...christmas goat xD)

                        anyways...answer my question, do you know how we celebrate christmas? if yes tell how.
                        Thats right, keep telling lies. If you were really Swedish then you would know what significance Julbocken is.

                        2 Chronicles 36:16 But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy.
                        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Dionysos View Post
                          How on God’s green earth can anybody possibly need an abortion?
                          I’m pro life, how about you? Du you like to kill humans just for the heck of it?
                          So if somebody is raped by their father, do you think they should keep a baby that will turn out ill or die inside you?

                          And if you are pro life, why don't you think the gay people should have as much right to exist as straight people?

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Oh.Dear. View Post
                            So if somebody is raped by their father, do you think they should keep a baby that will turn out ill or die inside you?
                            If God didn't want the baby he wouldn't of formed it in the first place. So no, there is no reason for an abortion.

                            And if you are pro life, why don't you think the gay people should have as much right to exist as straight people?
                            We want to convert them, not kill them. It's funny how in Iran where homosexuality does garner the death penalty, no homosexuals exist. Why is that? Is it because they've decided not to become homers? I'm sure if we brought in the death penalty for sodomy about 90% of homers would convert on the spot. The other 10% would rather die as martyrs to their "cause".
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                            • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              If God didn't want the baby he wouldn't of formed it in the first place. So no, there is no reason for an abortion.

                              We want to convert them, not kill them. It's funny how in Iran where homosexuality does garner the death penalty, no homosexuals exist. Why is that? Is it because they've decided not to become homers? I'm sure if we brought in the death penalty for sodomy about 90% of homers would convert on the spot. The other 10% would rather die as martyrs to their "cause".
                              Oh goodness, that's just crazy! They convert out of self-preservation, but will probably live unhappily because they have to hide who they are.

                              And how can you say that abortion (a.k.a. killing an unborn person) is wrong, but death penalty for sodomy (a.k.a. killing a born person) is quite a good idea?

                              That's hypocrisy and hypocrites go to hell according to someone on this site. Maybe I'll see you there then

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                              • Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Oh.Dear. View Post
                                So if somebody is raped by their father, do you think they should keep a baby that will turn out ill or die inside you?

                                And if you are pro life, why don't you think the gay people should have as much right to exist as straight people?
                                What does any of this have to do with Sweden??

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