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Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!
Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. That's because all of those denote different areas- England is the country, Great Britain includes the United Kingdom as well as Northern Island and a few other bits.
They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell. We're not the only country with bad oral hygiene and in fact it's an outdated stereotype
[*]The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. [COLOR=Sienna][I]
Doctor Who is excellent. Are You Being Served is rubbish, no-one watches that anymore. Also, Scrubs is far, far worse than either of those, watching it makes me feel like brain damage is occurring.[*]Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Having spent a lot of time last year in an NHS hospital, I can tell you that for the most part they are not as bad as they're made out to be.[*]The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex.
Everyone likes the Beatles. They also formed before the Beach Boys and their music styles, although similar, didn't draw from each other that much.[*]Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. [I]
I'm not really a Carry On fan either[*]Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. [COLOR=Sienna]
That sounds wrong.... also we don't think it's better, it's just that to change now would be pointless and confusing.[*]On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S."
I think she meant fundamentalists, not normal, harmless people who happen to be Christians
[COLOR=Sienna]p=538562#post538562"]British soccer fans[/URL] are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6
Probably true. I watch rugby instead
"... violence covereth them as a garment ..."[*]Brittain has a huge porn industry
Children don't read the Mail. If they do it's their parents fault, not the country's[*]The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie.
Yeah, but I still love them. Especially the Duke of Edinburgh.[*]The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Obese? You're American! People in glass houses should not throw stones.
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10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITTAIN!
That's not even the Union Jack!Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom. That's because all of those denote different areas- England is the country, Great Britain includes the United Kingdom as well as Northern Island and a few other bits.
They are the only country in the world who have no form of oral hygiene whatsoever and therefore it is always advised to keep your distance when a Brit is nearby. (A small exception is gays like Simon Cowell who wear false teeth.) The foul stench in Hell is entirely made up by the extremely bad breath of the many many many Brits who went to Hell. We're not the only country with bad oral hygiene and in fact it's an outdated stereotype
[*]The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment. While satanic series like Doctor Who destroy the souls of children for generations, they also invented gay television with Are You Being Served? and they even used tax money to let Monty Python create Life of Brian, a brutal and frontal attack on our savior Jesus Christ. [COLOR=Sienna][I]
Doctor Who is excellent. Are You Being Served is rubbish, no-one watches that anymore. Also, Scrubs is far, far worse than either of those, watching it makes me feel like brain damage is occurring.[*]Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible. Only 62% of the care recommended is actually received. Many people having heart disease, diabetes, stroke, depression and osteoarthritis simply die instead of getting proper treatment! Having spent a lot of time last year in an NHS hospital, I can tell you that for the most part they are not as bad as they're made out to be.[*]The British music industry with total disasters like The Beatles (a Beach Boys ripoff), The Rolling Stones and Andrew Lloyd Webber has forced billions of innocent boys and girls into sinful behavior like drugs and premarital sex.
Everyone likes the Beatles. They also formed before the Beach Boys and their music styles, although similar, didn't draw from each other that much.[*]Decades have been ruined by the British Carry On Movies, extremely crappy movies all staring retard Kenneth Williams. Fortunately God stopped this crap by killing Kenneth Williams with AIDS at the age of 62. [I]
I'm not really a Carry On fan either[*]Brits all have identical brain damage which makes them walk on the right side in supermarkets while they drive on the left side on roads. The brain damage makes them think this is somehow better than what the rest of the planet is doing. [COLOR=Sienna]
That sounds wrong.... also we don't think it's better, it's just that to change now would be pointless and confusing.[*]On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S."
I think she meant fundamentalists, not normal, harmless people who happen to be Christians
[COLOR=Sienna]p=538562#post538562"]British soccer fans[/URL] are the most lethal army in the world. If a bunch of British soccer hooligans would have attacked Afghanistan, we would have won already! British soccer violence is without limits and is the most extreme form of violence known to man. British soccer hooligans are all totally insane psychopaths who completely lost every shred of humanity. Psalm 73:6
Probably true. I watch rugby instead
"... violence covereth them as a garment ..."[*]Brittain has a huge porn industry
Children don't read the Mail. If they do it's their parents fault, not the country's[*]The British inbred Royals are a dangerous bunch with a Queen outspending the entire government, golden shower freak Princess Beatrice and gambling addict Fergie.
Yeah, but I still love them. Especially the Duke of Edinburgh.[*]The standard of living in Brittain is maintained by yearly huge donations from France and Germany. Instead of being eternally grateful for this the Brits are too busy being drunk, obese and littering their streets to even notice these things. Obese? You're American! People in glass houses should not throw stones.
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