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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
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    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #136
    Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    Originally posted by photoquig View Post
    So I just laugh to myself about how while I'm drinking my coke in heaven, they'll be burning.
    It is better to laugh in their face. That way it will leave an impression. Maybe down the road they will find Jesus because you went the extra mile. If you only laugh at them behind their back, they may forget you ever told them about Jesus, and it will be your fault they are burning in Hell.
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    • Heribert
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      • Nov 2010
      • 34

      #137
      Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

      for you: the british flag
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      • Jack O'fagan
        With faith as immovable as the Earth
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 4836

        #138
        Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

        Originally posted by Heribert View Post
        for you: the british flag
        But it's worth pointing out that we only show the Union flag when we are joined together for our mutual loathing of other countries. The Scottish wave their flag not to show that they are proud to be Scottish but to show that they hate the English. The Irish wave a different flag depending on which side of a street they were born. The only people who wave the English flag are inbred dole scum who are too lazy to work and resent foreigners who can be bothered to get jobs.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22350

          #139
          Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

          Originally posted by Heribert View Post
          for you: the british flag
          Don't talk nonsense! Ireland is not British! It's a different country. If you ever got a diploma, please burn it.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Twiggy
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            • Apr 2011
            • 136

            #140
            Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Don't talk nonsense! Ireland is not British! It's a different country. If you ever got a diploma, please burn it.
            Part of the United Kingdom then- that is the Union Jack

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            • Jo Freddie
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              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #141
              Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Don't talk nonsense! Ireland is not British! It's a different country. If you ever got a diploma, please burn it.
              Yet again COM displays his knowledge of geography and history to its full extent.
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              • Brother Helge
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                • Jan 2010
                • 1074

                #142
                Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                Originally posted by Twiggy View Post
                Part of the United Kingdom then- that is the Union Jack
                Go back to Junior High.
                Ireland is not part of UK.
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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #143
                  Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                  Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                  Go back to Junior High.
                  Ireland is not part of UK.
                  May I refer the honorable gentleman to my previous answer. Just replace COM with BH
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                  • Barry
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                    • Nov 2010
                    • 259

                    #144
                    Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                    So Heribert you give us a little lecture on the 18th Cenury design of the British flag, thank you very much. But what is your point? What are you trying to prove? That is all ancient history, well over two hundred years old. That was from the days when Britain was the new Jerusalem and Gods favoured nation. When we basked in his devine benevolence and all other nations bowed to our might. Once upon a time, that flag actually meant something and people would look up to it with respect.

                    What does that once proud flag, have to do with todays 21st Century Britain? We turned our back on God, abandoned religion in favour of fornication and consumerism. The flag is now only waved by Nazi saluting yobs and little more than bunting, used by whores and prostitutes to advertise their wares.

                    Here are two famous British prostitutes except one is wearing the French Flag.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
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                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22833

                      #145
                      Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                      Picture of this depravity seem to be missing... just saying...

                      Edit, it's back now... I think I prefered it without
                      Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 04-16-2011, 06:16 PM.
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                      • Heribert
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 34

                        #146
                        Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                        I just wanted to show you the british flag and it's origins. Actually it's still the same today.
                        Ireland separated itself from Britain or the United Kingdom in 1922 and got independent, but one part of it still remained in the UK: Northern Ireland.

                        So I think I will keep my diploma as you call it, Cranky Old Man.

                        Thinking about the flag you show us, it looks similar, but still is the flag of Australia...

                        but you wouldn't care anyway, because nothing of it is written down in the bible...

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
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                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22350

                          #147
                          Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                          Originally posted by Heribert View Post
                          but you wouldn't care anyway, because nothing of it is written down in the bible...
                          I am glad to see you are finally getting it.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Twiggy
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                            • Apr 2011
                            • 136

                            #148
                            Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                            Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
                            Go back to Junior High.
                            Ireland is not part of UK.
                            British Isles then.....

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                            • Dr. Isaiah Jones
                              Christ's Antiquarius
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                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 736

                              #149
                              Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                              Originally posted by Twiggy View Post
                              I am currently studying Biology at university so I do lots of studying. But that is very good advice anyway; knowledge is an asset to everyone.
                              You will get nothing positive out of studying secular science. There is a reason why hell is currently overflowing with scientists...
                              1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
                              1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.
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                              2nd Timothy 6:20-21 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called: Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

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                              • Twiggy
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                                • Apr 2011
                                • 136

                                #150
                                Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                                I feel that I get a lot out of it- I enjoy it for one thing, and to be honest I've never seen science and religion as mutually exclusive. It also means that I'm far more likely to get a good job!

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