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  • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

    the english wouldnt suffer your bullshit for one second
    neither would most european countries
    end of

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    • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

      Originally posted by Frank Gallagher View Post
      the english wouldnt suffer your bullshit for one second
      Dear Friend,

      Too true, as the Queen rules the state-run church. I guess you prefer that model to a free marketplace of religious ideas?

      Yours in Him,
      BAB

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      • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

        Originally posted by Frank Gallagher View Post
        MAKE POVERTY HISTORY - CHEAPER DRUGS NOW
        Hmm, there might be something behind that thought....

        If pure heroin and amphetamine were suddenly released on streets at a low price, junkies would overdose and die away.

        Still, that might be little too radical even for my taste.

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        • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

          I am ashamed and embarrassed of my country and its Godless ways. Even though I live in Britian I had not appreciated the full extent of the athiest delussions suffered by many of my countrymen and compatriots untill I read through this thread. I have to say it is trully shocking reading the pathetic atempts of people such as RuleBritania, Frank Gallager, Accessdenied, JNixon, and Munky UK, trying to denounce the word of our Lord God and good and true believers of this fine congregation.

          I fear the next tsunami is going to be in this direction and having read the godless drivle and trash of these people, it will be thoroughly deserved. The way they talk it makes this place seem worse than France.
          The Lord is my shepherd.

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          • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

            As an Englishmen I am very angry with the so called education system here. I know the heathens teach that the Earth orbits the Sun despite all the evidence. The also teach we are from monkeys instead of dust and a spare rib. I have had to go to my sons school yet again. I thought I had heard it all, but today I am livid.

            My 8 year old son came home upset. He has failed an exam by one point.

            The question he got supposedly wrong? What type of animal is a bat? He correctly said bird.

            I do not believe in sparing the rod and he reads the KJV1611 for an hour before he goes to school so he knows his scripture.

            Leviticus 11:13-19.
            And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
            And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
            Every raven after his kind;
            And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
            And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
            And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
            And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.


            The school will not listen. The headmaster thinks he knows better than God and one day will burn. As will all his school friends who said mammal and it will be their fault for turning their back on the word of God.


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            • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

              Dear Cranky Old Man,

              As a proud Englishman and Anglican I feel obliged to answer your utterly ridiculous litany of rubbish. I appreciate that it's a while since you vomited your nonsense onto a screen, but what you've written simply won't do.

              i)
              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Brittain is a country filled with indecisive people who can not even make up their little minds about if we should call them Great Brittain, England, British Isles or the United Kingdom.
              It's terribly simple, actually. We are the "United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland". You can call us what you like - as you so frequently do - but generally people refer to our great nation as the "United Kingdom", "Great Britain", or use the name of its largest constituent country: England.

              "British Isles" is a geographical term, which is never used to refer to the UK, as the term encompasses the Republic of Ireland and the Isle of Man, which are not part of the United Kingdom.

              You condemn us as indecisive, but I might equally wonder what to call your country. Is it the United States, America, or (to use your fallacious terminology), North America?

              ii)
              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              The Brits are specialized in destroying souls with crappy entertainment.
              Whilst I am no great fan of British reality TV, I find both your homophobia and your generalisations worrying. On the issue of entertainment, I would refer you to Chaucer, Shakespeare, Dickens and countless other literary giants that most people on your side of the Atlantic rightly admire.

              iii)
              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Brittain has a communist tax money gobbling health care system called "National Health Service" that is absolutely horrible.
              If it's "communist" to mainain a healthcare system that ensures that every member of our society is granted free and extensive treatment, then I'd sincerely recommend that you investigate the idea in America. Our system isn't perfect, but at least thousands of our citizens don't die every year because they can't afford treatment.

              iv)
              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              On February 18, 2009, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith issued a ban to keep True Christians™ out of the country, saying they will "be stopped by immigration officials on arrival and sent back to the U.S."
              There is nothing "true" about the fundamental and dangerous Christianity that Jacqui Smith proscribed. We are a tolerant society, but there is no place for extremist preachers - of whichever faith - who insist on a literal interpretation of all passages of the bible. You need to remember that the Bible is a document reflecting truths in Palestinian society 2,000 years ago, and that its existential message needs to be viewed in light of modern society. Try reading some of the works of Paul Tillich: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Tillich, or Rudolf Bultmann: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Bultmann.

              I'd also refer you to some of Paul's writings, such as Galatians 3:28:

              "There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus".

              There is an absolute standard of morality in Christianity that your extremist rhetoric undermines.

              Finally, the flag is wrong. Take a look at your own government's page on it: https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat...k/geos/uk.html.

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              • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                Originally posted by John Wycliffe View Post
                As a proud Englishman and Anglican
                Are you in an institution?

                Whilst I am no great fan of British reality TV, I find both your homophobia and your generalisations worrying. On the issue of entertainment, I would refer you to Chaucer, Shakespeare, Dickens and countless other literary giants that most people on your side of the Atlantic rightly admire.
                We admire none of those. They all burn in Hell for their sins.

                If it's "communist" to mainain a healthcare system that ensures that every member of our society is granted free and extensive treatment, then I'd sincerely recommend that you investigate the idea in America. Our system isn't perfect, but at least thousands of our citizens don't die every year because they can't afford treatment.
                So? By giving them handouts you prevent them from getting a job and earning an honest living.

                There is nothing "true" about the fundamental and dangerous Christianity that Jacqui Smith proscribed. We are a tolerant society, but there is no place for extremist preachers - of whichever faith - who insist on a literal interpretation of all passages of the bible.
                Thank you for confirming my point.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                  Cranky old man, your 73, you troll this forum indefinitely, you flame ANYONE who is not some 'hardcore christian' and believe anyone outside of the USA is wrong in every sense, your just an old man who is stuck in the past, cannot come to terms with modern age and has some serious thinking to do, do you really think you will go to heaven for flaming everyone who has not the same thought as you? If anything Jesus would be ashamed to have you called his follower!

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                  • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                    Originally posted by forgotoole View Post
                    Cranky old man, your 73, you troll this forum indefinitely, you flame ANYONE who is not some 'hardcore christian' and believe anyone outside of the USA is wrong in every sense, your just an old man who is stuck in the past, cannot come to terms with modern age and has some serious thinking to do, do you really think you will go to heaven for flaming everyone who has not the same thought as you? If anything Jesus would be ashamed to have you called his follower!
                    Believe me Jesus refers to Brother Cranky as 'He's geet canny is wor lad Cranky like'

                    Try to be more open-minded.

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                    • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                      Originally posted by forgotoole View Post
                      you flame ANYONE who is not some 'hardcore christian'
                      Of course I do, God demands it!

                      2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

                      and believe anyone outside of the USA is wrong in every sense, your just an old man who is stuck in the past, cannot come to terms with modern age
                      Nonsense. I would not have posted over 10.000 messages on an Internet forum if I was stuck in the past. Did you visit my Twitter feed?

                      do you really think you will go to heaven for flaming everyone who has not the same thought as you?
                      But of course, I do what the Bible tells me to do.

                      John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                        How can one be open minded to someone as narrow minded as him? When he kicks the can does he expect 'god' to embrace him for all his internet flaming onto those who do not agree with him? Along with his breath-taking stupid rants, such as the game 'angry bird' being some kind of sex tutorial? or RAPING your own daughter to be a good will of god or something? if the local law seen all of this im sure they would be less than happy.

                        P.S
                        your impersonation is not the best, get working on it.

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                        • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                          Originally posted by forgotoole View Post
                          How can one be open minded to someone as narrow minded as him? When he kicks the can does he expect 'god' to embrace him for all his internet flaming onto those who do not agree with him? Along with his breath-taking stupid rants, such as the game 'angry bird' being some kind of sex tutorial? or RAPING your own daughter to be a good will of god or something? if the local law seen all of this im sure they would be less than happy.

                          P.S
                          your impersonation is not the best, get working on it.
                          Au contraire; I am reasonably fluent in spoken Mackem, it's the written form of the dialect which is cumbersome to use - the defects in the dialect, not in my use of the throat-disease itself.

                          Not bad considering I'm non-native.

                          And as Brother Cranky says, he just follows God's Word.

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                          • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                            Even so, your mackem accent is, amongst other words, very bad.

                            If 'Gods word' is to desire badness to any that do not believe in him, then 'god' himself is a bad omen. Doesn't the Bible teach to 'love thy neighbour' ? and that everyone is equal? He is no better because he is a religious nut case!
                            He has a talent of being able to find anything sinful in anything, I suppose having ownership of an animal is a sin? Kissing a female before marriage is a sin?

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                            • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                              Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                              Believe me Jesus refers to Brother Cranky as 'He's geet canny is wor lad Cranky like'

                              Try to be more open-minded.
                              Does he drink beer and smoke tabs?
                              Originally posted by forgotoole View Post
                              Even so, your mackem accent is, amongst other words, very bad.

                              If 'Gods word' is to desire badness to any that do not believe in him, then 'god' himself is a bad omen. Doesn't the Bible teach to 'love thy neighbour' ? and that everyone is equal? He is no better because he is a religious nut case!
                              He has a talent of being able to find anything sinful in anything, I suppose having ownership of an animal is a sin? Kissing a female before marriage is a sin?
                              The problem you are having here my friend ,is you are confusing a God worthy of worship with the god of the bible which is a Jealous, vengeful and violent being created in the image of those that wrote the fairy tales.
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                              • Re: 10 Reasons Why GOD HATES BRITAIN!

                                Originally posted by forgotoole View Post
                                Doesn't the Bible teach to 'love thy neighbour' ? and that everyone is equal? He is no better because he is a religious nut case!
                                If only it were as simple...*sighs*.

                                The answer is 'no'.
                                Read this:
                                New Study Proves Bible Is Not "All About Love" - The Landover Baptist Church Forum

                                And now, if you'll excuse us, this thread is about Britain.

                                Thanks.

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