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  • Brecht
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    • Dec 2010
    • 64

    #406
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    @ Rev Jim Osborne

    Why do you hate the USA? We saved you in World War II! If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be speaking Belgian, but German, French, or whatever.
    And I didn't say I hate the USA. I asked if God did.
    Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #407
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Brecht View Post
      You're lying.

      He said: "THE PEOPLE from Belgium will ALL burn in Hell, LIKE countries like Germany."
      You have misread what is written. It is like this, the people who are not saved True Christians will all burn in hell.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Brecht
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        • Dec 2010
        • 64

        #408
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        And I've got some news confirming you all are Belgians! Huzzah!

        Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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        • Brecht
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          • Dec 2010
          • 64

          #409
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          You have misread what is written. It is like this, the people who are not saved True Christians will all burn in hell.
          That's not what he said. Hence your interpretation is quite wrong.
          Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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          • Lisa H
            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 5070

            #410
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            Originally posted by Brecht View Post
            That's not what he said. Hence your interpretation is quite wrong.
            No. I am not wrong. God does not send True Christians to Hell.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Brecht
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              • Dec 2010
              • 64

              #411
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              No. I am not wrong. God does not send True Christians to Hell.
              If that is true (and I tend to believe you), then not everyone who you say is a True Christian, is a True Christian.
              Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #412
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                If that is true (and I tend to believe you), then not everyone who you say is a True Christian, is a True Christian.
                Everyone here at Landover who is a True Christian, has True Christian™ under there name. Just like I have.
                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Brecht
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 64

                  #413
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  Everyone here at Landover who is a True Christian, has True Christian™ under there name. Just like I have.
                  Which ones of you are German, then?
                  Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #414
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                    Which ones of you are German, then?
                    You will have to ask them. Why don't you start an introduction thread and ask there, and introduce yourself also.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • Brecht
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                      • Dec 2010
                      • 64

                      #415
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      You will have to ask them. Why don't you start an introduction thread and ask there, and introduce yourself also.
                      I didn't know they even allow Germans on this forum. I'm quite dissappointed.
                      Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                      • GodlyGismo
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 4

                        #416
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Hello my brothers,

                        I have news! God poked me on facebook and left me a message on my BlackBerry. I quote His words:

                        'God loves everybody, Belgium too. There is no hate involved in church, only rapists.'

                        I was shocked! Also.. I couldn't believe it so I talked to God in my mind. He didn't respond.
                        But! When I came home at night, my wife (Maria) was lying on the bed with this shirt:


                        I couldn't believe my eyes! How is this possible? Does anyone please have an answer?

                        Amen

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #417
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                          I didn't know they even allow Germans on this forum. I'm quite dissappointed.
                          You come from Belgium and are on this forum.

                          Landover Baptist is not racist and racism is not tolorated.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #418
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by GodlyGismo View Post
                            Hello my brothers,

                            I have news! God poked me on facebook and left me a message on my BlackBerry. I quote His words:

                            'God loves everybody, Belgium too. There is no hate involved in church, only rapists.'

                            I was shocked! Also.. I couldn't believe it so I talked to God in my mind. He didn't respond.
                            But! When I came home at night, my wife (Maria) was lying on the bed with this shirt:

                            I couldn't believe my eyes! How is this possible? Does anyone please have an answer?

                            Amen
                            You were not poked by God on Facebook, it was devil.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • GodlyGismo
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 4

                              #419
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                              That can not be! The.. Devil..
                              What can I do about it?

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                              • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                                Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2193

                                #420
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Brecht View Post
                                I didn't know they even allow Germans on this forum. I'm quite dissappointed.
                                Bigot.

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