[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

As a Portuguese smelly pig myself, I can only confirm all these allegations. I must admit that the only two baths I take the entire year it's when the Lord was born and when He was killed. So, the last bath was just a phew weeks ago, and it's possible to be on my neighborhood without throw up. By the end of the month, I cannot promise what will happen to the ones who pass the security perimeter of 15 meters. Usually we eat on the exact same recipients we use to take a dump. Just because we are too cheap to buy two recipients. Now I must go and help a fellow compatriot pick up his own ball for crabs. After all it's my lunch time and crabs are my favorite dish. By for now.

Finally! A truthful person from Portugal! It sounds like all you need is a bar of soap and a King James Bible to make you destined for a possible spot in the outskirts of Heaven!

Ok, this is why you are so insulted by every other country. You don't piffleing study! you should learn that Portugal was a very powerfull nation, that defended it nation with everything it could from spanish raids! You stupid fanatics come here saying that but I have gone more than 20 times to the USA, seen hotels giving us shit rooms, 5 starts Hiltons Hotels with cockroach and doing nothing about it, and I don't come here sayin shit about you. I know Americans that come to Portugal and Loved it! They are always talking about coming back! So before you say anything research. Stupid fanatics. You just like Bin laden, FANATICS! if you were all dead the world would be a better place.

That's it? All you can complain about is one pesky roach? It probably crawled out of your luggage you homer!

The United States is the greatest, most powerful country to have ever existed, and it's only because we are God's favorite people in this sinful modern world. Why He hasn't given us a President that has the stones to just nuke the rest of you parasitical nations is beyond my understanding.

Besides, the only Americans that would ever visit a bottom tier country like Portugal are drug addicts and escaping criminals.

[Open your eyes now]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

This was a movie, intitled, what finland should know. I think you should see it too. Because it will raise you I.Q a bit with a bit of History of a country you have no ideia. maybe next time you learn to show more respect, and learn to be more like us, who do everything for the most poor people. Right now, our country is getting less money, more and more people heve no way t buy food or clothes, but in Portugal, that means more people DONATE Food and Clothes!! That' what's Portugal is all about! You should learn some things from us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tjXdDFSEIU

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

You sound upset, friend. Perhaps it's time for a snack? Maybe your blood sugar is low.



Anyway, it would be awfully nice to meet you in our introduction forum! You can tell us how you came to love Jesus!

[Open your eyes now]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

Besides, the only Americans that would ever visit a bottom tier country like Portugal are drug addicts and escaping criminals.

First, more than 20cockroachs in a 5 start hotel.
Second, the people that visited were Christians that gone to Portugal through a Catholic trade between Portugal and the USA, for Portuguese to go to the USA, and Americans to Portugal.

And no, I'm not upset I just find it that for christians you are a real fake of bullshit. you Don't speak not even near the word of God. You don't respect others, you are the reason many people hate america. You think you are the best of the world.

[realTuga]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

Dear True Christians,

Please don't mind the foolish Portuguese posting here. I'm also Portuguese so I know that they are all posting here in rage and jealous for not being born in the holy US of A.

As my father was a Sargeant from the Portuguese Air Force, I lived for 4 years at the military base at Lages (Azores) and since then one of my goals is to save enough money to buy a plane ticket to live among you worshiping God and, most of all, trying to fit in with a better people and culture, but since we're like a 3rd world country full of corruption it has been hard to save up enough money to the plane ticket. I'll probably travel in by boat in a container.

As I was saying, don't mind them as they (unfortunatly, we) are a poor god forsaken country with trashy people. We have gone bankrupt, we are full of crime, full of more trashy imigrants and our best hope is to someday be conquered by the King of Spain, or at least by Morocco as any country would be better than ours.

Praise the Lord
Janad0

[Open your eyes now]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

The thing that makes me stay well with this is, even if God exists, you will never go to heaven not even near it. You're just as Fanatics as Bin laden

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

First, more than 20cockroachs in a 5 start hotel.
Second, the people that visited were Christians that gone to Portugal through a Catholic trade between Portugal and the USA, for Portuguese to go to the USA, and Americans to Portugal.

And no, I'm not upset I just find it that for christians you are a real fake of bullshit. you Don't speak not even near the word of God. You don't respect others, you are the reason many people hate america. You think you are the best of the world.

You said Catholics went to Portugal? In that case they weren't Christians or even Americans for that matter.

Yes, you are upset. You are simply jealous of our infinite wealth and blessings from God, given to us for being His chosen people. Not to mention we've pacified two countries of bloodthirsty, towel-headed Muslims. Coincidentally, they are the same people that occupied your homes and your women for over 800 years to create today's breed of mongrels that can't even balance their nation's checkbook.

[Open your eyes now]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

You said Catholics went to Portugal? In that case they weren't Christians or even Americans for that matter.

You want their ID's and prove they are?? You're just as Blind as Osama!! WAKE UP! Show me prove that my country is worst that the Great, the Wonderfull USA Show me why my country sucks. USA didn't even exist when the holy bible was writen, you were a bunch of indians!

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

You want their ID's and prove they are?? You're just as Blind as Osama!! WAKE UP! Show me prove that my country is worst that the Great, the Wonderfull USA Show me why my country sucks. USA didn't even exist when the holy bible was writen, you were a bunch of indians!

Osama isn't blind. He's simply burning in Hell right now next to Mohammed, Vasco Goncalves and Pope John Paul II.

Excuse me? Americans were never drunken, murderous, red-butted Injuns. We simply came over here, saw that they were wasting this fine country with their backwards lifestyle and ended their occupation by moving them to more industrious areas like Arizona.

[Open your eyes now]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

drunken, murderous

Sorry? Like I said before, do your research before posting

USA:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States#Convicted_serial_killers

Portugal:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country#Portugal

Your God loves you so much that he lets a lot of Serial killers born you the "BEST"!!! country So yes, you guys are murderous.

[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

Sorry? Like I said before, do your research before posting

USA:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States#Convicted_serial_killers

Portugal:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_country#Portugal

Your God loves you so much that he lets a lot of Serial killers born you the "BEST"!!! country So yes, you guys are murderous.

It's not murder if God commands you to do it. Take those boys on a case by case basis. You'll see that many of them were disposing of prostitutes and teenaged neckers commiting sins against God while parked at the nearest outlook. In the end it's up to Him whether they were righteous or not.

Your haven, on the other hand, condones sin so much that the only serial killer you have to worry about is the Lord God Himself when He flips closed the crust of Satan's Soul Pot Pie to let you bake for all eternity.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Portuguese people

Give me a piffleking prove that God, the powerfull and Might GOD existes and I will belive in hell. Otherwise the ignorants and dumb people are you.
A guy comes here and you just eat every word i says, because he's a piffleing True christian!!!! Oh my God!! belive him because I'm just as stupid as thet people who made 9/11!!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[God Have Mercy]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

I really, really, really, really, really, really, REALLY laugh SO hard with this that's almost a crime to laugh like this. Some random asshole American from some random God-worshiping church that doesn't even know the meaning of Mary Mother of Christ, come to our country (Yes, I'm Portuguese and proud - you are just slow to notice right?) and miracleously understood all the History, all the PROUD, all the Passion bound to the Hearts of the Portugueses throughout almost 900 years of existence? Do you even call yourselves a person? God you must be some miserable, complexed human beings. May God have mercy on you and never, by any chance, make you come to Portugal because right now there are about 10 million people that want to beat the crap out of you.
To end here's a History lesson and... EAT THAT BITCH!

[Alone in the jungle]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

Thank you... just... thank you friends, I'm literally in tears!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

Thank you... just... thank you friends, I'm literally in tears!

Oh Praise God!

I tear up with love for my Redeemer, too.