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  • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    So you come here to a privately owned Christian forum to tell people what you think?

    Can YOU save us from the natural default of eternal damnation? If not, why should anyone care what you think?
    I cannot save you from the "natural default of eternal damnation" nor I will try. You seem to doing a great deal of effort everyday to make sure it will happen.
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

      Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post

      That made me – and surely made a lot of my fellow Portuguese and other European citizens – realize you are nothing but a small minority of Baptist Talibans, probably related to Ned Flanders or some other character which critic surely is intelligible to most Americans, but not to you. I would never judge a country I respect and admire in some ways by the pretentious piffleed-up pathetic mormons you are.
      First off, Ned Flanders is not real, he's a cartoon.

      Secondly, we are NOT mormons; they believe God lives on a planet called Kolob

      Are all spainish as rude and ignorant as you?
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

        Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
        I cannot save you from the "natural default of eternal damnation" nor I will try. You seem to doing a great deal of effort everyday to make sure it will happen.
        Friend, I am relieved to see that you believe everyone is born deserving eternal damnation. There may be hope for you yet. Sodomy is sufficient to damn you to Hell, but not necessary. The problem is that we are born into the world not believing in Christ's temporary sacrifice. This may lead one down the path to rectal abominations, but even before such lows are achieved, little babies deserve nothing better than the flames of Hell. Psalm 137:9 and John 3:18 make this abundantly clear. The children of unbelievers are not exempt from the fate of all atheists.
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        • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

          Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
          First off, Ned Flanders is not real, he's a cartoon.

          Secondly, we are NOT mormons; they believe God lives on a planet called Kolob

          Are all spainish as rude and ignorant as you?
          Judging by your profile pic I would assume you eat dinner at Sarah Palin's and also see Alaska from your Porch. But I won't assume that. You just don't have sense of humour, something relatable to all religious extremists.

          Second, I didn't call you mormon. I called you an insult that was censored and turned into that word. I won't insult mormons implying you have something to do with them.

          Third and foremost, I assume my ruddiness, something I save for people like you, but I would have to disagree on the ignorance: you seem to be the only ignorant here, incapable of understanding that Portugal and Spain are not the same country and that the European Union is not a country. Unless calling me a " Spaniard" (like I've seen here many times) is the best insult your retarded and closed mind can produce. Again, I'm not surprised. Now back to the Bible, freak!
          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

            Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
            I have to admit: at first I thought you guys were a joke. A parody. A really well done Internet trolling, by a comedy site.

            But then I realized you are way to consistent to be a joke. Apparently, you ARE real.
            I'm glad you recognize that, dear friend. Of course we're consistent; we consistently follow God's Word just as He revealed it, so how could we not be?

            Now I assume it’s Bible time – again – so I don’t want to get in the way of your meaningful lives, memorizing crap and taking it out of its context.
            Please point out specifically what we've taken out of its context.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              Friend, I am relieved to see that you believe everyone is born deserving eternal damnation. There may be hope for you yet. Sodomy is sufficient to damn you to Hell, but not necessary. The problem is that we are born into the world not believing in Christ's temporary sacrifice. This may lead one down the path to rectal abominations, but even before such lows are achieved, little babies deserve nothing better than the flames of Hell. Psalm 137:9 and John 3:18 make this abundantly clear. The children of unbelievers are not exempt from the fate of all atheists.
              After reading your comment I realised two things: Internet finally came to the Psychiatric wards lost in america's redneck counties and that it's definitely time to adjust that antipsychotic medication.

              But I would also assume your constant references to anal sex relate to some kind of disgusting prevertion you people seem to suffer from. The good news is that there IS a cure for you, but I wouldn't try with the Bible - even a small one can make the experience painful as hell (I assume...). My advice for you is to start watching Glee and meet a "spaniard" that is able to "cure" you, perhaps a few times a day.

              God, you are damaged people. Oh yes you are
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
                After reading your comment I realised two things: Internet finally came to the Psychiatric wards . . .
                God, you are damaged people. Oh yes you are
                Friend, you've claimed that we do not understand the Bible and take parts out of context.

                When asked to provide examples, you instead spew forth yet another string of insults.

                Please back up your assertion.

                Also, please bear in mind that 78% of Americans identify as Christian, including President Obama . . . and that 85-90% of the world's population are religious.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                  I'm glad you recognize that, dear friend. Of course we're consistent; we consistently follow God's Word just as He revealed it, so how could we not be?

                  Please point out specifically what we've taken out of its context.
                  Hello pastor! Well, let me start first with the following question:

                  What evidence do you have that you are reading the message of God "as he revealed it"?

                  You have no evidence, of course. That's why it's called a belief. You believe in something. Well, I believe - assuming that God exists, which I don't - that His message - existing, of course - is about Peace. Do we agree on that? Fine. Well that's the exact opposite of what you (and by "you" I mean the other colleagues) promote here, which is:

                  Galatians 5:22-23
                  22 But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

                  1) A supremacy of nations, implying that the USA is the "nation God loves most";

                  2) A discrimination based on citizenship and skin colour;

                  3) A retarded judgement based on someone's beliefs.

                  4) A conduct that only generates and promotes hate between nations.

                  I could keep going on and on but I don't want to read again the unbelievable shit you people write here. You lack so many basic skills, knowledge and understanding of the world that surrounds you that it makes me feel sorry and angry that such mentality still exists on the 21st century. Your remarks are simply disgusting and you are disgusting people, which I - and let me make that clear - believe are - fortunately - a minority among the american people, that gave and still give the world so much good things.
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                    Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
                    Well, I believe - assuming that God exists, which I don't - that His message - existing, of course - is about Peace. Do we agree on that?
                    No.

                    Where do you get your idea that God's message is "Peace"?

                    Please cite your sources.

                    I know you didn't get it from reading the Bible, which makes it clear that God's overarching message is, "Obey Me."
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                      Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
                      Judging by your profile pic I would assume you eat dinner at Sarah Palin's and also see Alaska from your Porch. But I won't assume that. You just don't have sense of humour, something relatable to all religious extremists.
                      I wouldn't eat with Sarah Palin, I'm married. Also, I have no love for Sarah Palin seeing as she did something to anger God in which He gave her a retard baby. No True Christians(tm) give birth to retards. (and her daughter Bristol is a whore).

                      Third and foremost, I assume my ruddiness, something I save for people like you, but I would have to disagree on the ignorance: you seem to be the only ignorant here, incapable of understanding that Portugal and Spain are not the same country and that the European Union is not a country. Unless calling me a " Spaniard" (like I've seen here many times) is the best insult your retarded and closed mind can produce. Again, I'm not surprised. Now back to the Bible, freak!
                      A moot point, you all look and sound the same to me.
                      Also it is YOU who is the one spitting in Baby Jesus' face here friend, not me. That is the ultimate ignorance.

                      I'm not here to hurl insults at you, I am here to show you that if you do not change your ways, you are going to burn...forever...in HELL!!
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                        Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
                        I wouldn't eat with Sarah Palin, I'm married. Also, I have no love for Sarah Palin seeing as she did something to anger God in which He gave her a retard baby. No True Christians™ give birth to retards. (and her daughter Bristol is a whore).



                        A moot point, you all look and sound the same to me.
                        Also it is YOU who is the one spitting in Baby Jesus' face here friend, not me. That is the ultimate ignorance.

                        I'm not here to hurl insults at you, I am here to show you that if you do not change your ways, you are going to burn...forever...in HELL!!

                        "No true Christians give birth to retards". You people are the most disgusting bunch of a-holes I've met in this twisted world. Who are you to name Jesus or show me anything relevant? You and your racist friends are just a pile of sick and twisted clueless ignorants who use God's name to promote your message of hate, xenophobia, homophobia, intolerance, ignorance and general alienation. Portuguese and spanish sound the same to you because you are an ignorant person and (I predict) will always be. Oh, and judging about what you've said in your comment a douche, also. You are criminals and you should be treated like criminals, and I'm sure life outside your imagionationland will do it for you.
                        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                        • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                          Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
                          "No true Christians give birth to retards". You people are the most disgusting bunch of a-holes I've met in this twisted world. Who are you to name Jesus or show me anything relevant? You and your racist friends are just a pile of sick and twisted clueless ignorants who use God's name to promote your message of hate, xenophobia, homophobia, intolerance, ignorance and general alienation. Portuguese and spanish sound the same to you because you are an ignorant person and (I predict) will always be. Oh, and judging about what you've said in your comment a douche, also. You are criminals and you should be treated like criminals, and I'm sure life outside your imagionationland will do it for you.
                          Well friend, you certainly seem to have some, shall we say 'issues'. Have you ever read the KJV Bible? Have you ever thought about God? Do you realize that Christianty has had a massive effect on mankind and without God, nothing would as it is today? You would not even be alive.
                          While you ponder that, think about the following beofre you ass-u-me- you in in a position to judge others.
                          2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
                          2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
                          2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                          2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                          2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

                          Also this:

                          Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

                          Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                            Originally posted by weirdokiller View Post
                            "No true Christians give birth to retards". You people are the most disgusting bunch of a-holes I've met in this twisted world. Who are you to name Jesus or show me anything relevant? You and your racist friends are just a pile of sick and twisted clueless ignorants who use God's name to promote your message of hate, xenophobia, homophobia, intolerance, ignorance and general alienation. Portuguese and spanish sound the same to you because you are an ignorant person and (I predict) will always be. Oh, and judging about what you've said in your comment a douche, also. You are criminals and you should be treated like criminals, and I'm sure life outside your imagionationland will do it for you.
                            You sound angry, dear. Might I respectfully suggest you open your heart to Christ Jesus and let His Spirit fill you up with the gifts that are better than any Christmas Day or birthday present you can imagine?



                            But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
                            Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
                            Galatians 5:22-23


                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              You sound angry, dear. Might I respectfully suggest you open your heart to Christ Jesus and let His Spirit fill you up with the gifts that are better than any Christmas Day or birthday present you can imagine?



                              But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
                              Meekness, temperance: against such there is no law.
                              Galatians 5:22-23


                              Oh Really!? And you respectfully suggest that before or after calling me Paco and telling me how USA is the country God loves most? The gift is to learn that "retarded" Children are a consequence of "God's anger"? Or that all catlics are sodomites? I don't know, I got confused with all your gifts .

                              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                              • Re: Portuguese people, lazy, rude, ugly, drug selling catlics

                                Originally posted by weirdo retard View Post
                                Oh Really!? And you respectfully suggest that before or after calling me Paco and telling me how USA is the country God loves most? The gift is to learn that "retarded" Children are a consequence of "God's anger"? Or that all catlics are sodomites? I don't know, I got confused with all your gifts .

                                Your keyboard appears to be confusing you too as I have no idea what you're blathering on about.

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