[eliot mayfield]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

Like Libya?

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

Oh no! Not the UN!!

I'm sure Washington is quaking with fear over the possibility of receiving a sternly worded letter.

[John Creeser]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

do you realize that there is something called the UN (thats the united nations) both canada and america are in the UN, and therefore they can not attack eachoter. of one of the countries from the UN is attacked. the other countries are obligated to help them. so if USA attack canada they would have the rest of the UN hating them

eachoter? Who's that? Never heard of that country? Is it a person maybe, European name perhaps?

[repentant* sinner]

Re: Canada

And what does this question have to do with Christian parenting?

Please pay attention to the topic of the thread before making a post, ok?

I'll go ahead and move this one...

To answer your question, you only need to look at THIS thread.

You are our communist neighbors to the north. You are our northern province, waiting for the day that we are bored enough to send in a few hundred marines to put you under Marshall Law. You are hated by God for being half-french, and especially for allowing radical queers to take over your government.

If you had any sense at all, you'd apply for a Green Card today and beg our Godly President to accept you as an American. Jesus is going to smite your Godless cesspool of a country any day now.

Hmmm, is it written anywhere in Bible that Jesus hates Canadians? What about other nations?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Canada

Hmmm, is it written anywhere in Bible that Jesus hates Canadians? What about other nations?

What you're displaying is not cleverness, it's willful ignorance.

Though the Bible does not say, "God hates Canada", it does say things like, "God hates people who do X". Therefore, if Canadians do X, it's a perfectly reasonable inference that God hates Canada.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

God, this entire thread is hilarious. No, actually it's just kind of sad. I want to believe you people aren't serious, but i know that's just positive thinking. No the reality is far worse. There are people who are just that stupid, ignorant and bigoted. Thanks for giving me a further reason to doubt my entire species. My only hope is that people like you remain nothing more than an outspoken minority.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

God, this entire thread is hilarious. No, actually it's just kind of sad. I want to believe you people aren't serious, but i know that's just positive thinking. No the reality is far worse. There are people who are just that stupid, ignorant and bigoted. Thanks for giving me a further reason to doubt my entire species. My only hope is that people like you remain nothing more than an outspoken minority.

Good luck with that, little boy. Only one little problem with that, 'people like us' actually reproduce as God has commanded (I have 12, all devout), while your sad, self-absorbed ilk do not. The future belongs to us.

Enjoy your lattes and your self-imposed extinction. And enjoy Hell. Not much makes me smile, but this makes me smile.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Time to waste some time arguing with people who are quite likely to refuse to see the other side of any argument. I'm even going to go the honorable route. I will argue from the side of ethics and reason. I swear from this point forward not to use any ad hominem arguments. Okay, now that's out of the way, let's get to arguing, should be fun. "Good luck with that, little boy. Only one little problem with that, 'people like us' actually reproduce as God has commanded (I have 12, all devout), while your sad, self-absorbed ilk do not. The future belongs to us. Enjoy your lattes and your self-imposed extinction. And enjoy Hell. Not much makes me smile, but this makes me smile." Well let's look at evidence, shall we? The estimated percentage of the population who claim to be christian is 33. This includes every sect of Christianity. From protestant to catholic to quakers. Those who claim no religion claim 16 percent of the population. Those who claim no belief in any religious doctrine make up the largest percent of the population of any specific belief system. It is also the largest growing demographic in most developed countries, followed by Christianity and Buddhism. As for your claims of "my type" becoming extinct, i plan on having two or three children. I would consider more, but the fact is that the world is having a serious problem with overpopulation and i'd prefer not to add to it by having, let's say; twelve children.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Time to waste some time arguing with people who are quite likely to refuse to see the other side of any argument. I'm even going to go the honorable route. I will argue from the side of ethics and reason. I swear from this point forward not to use any ad hominem arguments. Okay, now that's out of the way, let's get to arguing, should be fun. "Good luck with that, little boy. Only one little problem with that, 'people like us' actually reproduce as God has commanded (I have 12, all devout), while your sad, self-absorbed ilk do not. The future belongs to us. Enjoy your lattes and your self-imposed extinction. And enjoy Hell. Not much makes me smile, but this makes me smile." Well let's look at evidence, shall we? The estimated percentage of the population who claim to be christian is 33. This includes every sect of Christianity. From protestant to catholic to quakers. Those who claim no religion claim 16 percent of the population. Those who claim no belief in any religious doctrine make up the largest percent of the population of any specific belief system. It is also the largest growing demographic in most developed countries, followed by Christianity and Buddhism. As for your claims of "my type" becoming extinct, i plan on having two or three children. I would consider more, but the fact is that the world is having a serious problem with overpopulation and i'd prefer not to add to it by having, let's say; twelve children.

You secularists can't even figure out which is the correct hole to stick it in. I doubt you'll be having very many kids.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I would consider more, but the fact is that the world is having a serious problem with overpopulation and i'd prefer not to add to it by having, let's say; twelve children.

Good for you. And that's why my descendants will inherit the Earth.

You made me smile again. That almost never happens twice in one day. My gratitude.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The point of that entire article was to prove using statistics gained in a scientific fashion to prove that contrary to your belief, your particular religious sect is not likely to "inherit the earth". To the contrary the prevalence of Christianity and religion in general has seen a serious downward trend in recent years. That i personally do not plan to have more than three children was a very minor point, meant to point out that having a very large number of children so as to indoctrinate them is hurting the world in general, and is very selfish.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The point of that entire article was to prove using statistics gained in a scientific fashion to prove that contrary to your belief, your particular religious sect is not likely to "inherit the earth". To the contrary the prevalence of Christianity and religion in general has seen a serious downward trend in recent years. That i personally do not plan to have more than three children was a very minor point, meant to point out that having a very large number of children so as to indoctrinate them is hurting the world in general, and is very selfish.

So? God commands us to do so.

[kaytopher]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

True enough according to the bible. Besides, you've every right to have as many children as you want. If you want to have 12 children, then have right at it. I'm simply more partial to helping my neighbor than having as many children as possible. It just so happens that the second would interfere with the first.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

True enough according to the bible. Besides, you've every right to have as many children as you want. If you want to have 12 children, then have right at it. I'm simply more partial to helping my neighbor than having as many children as possible. It just so happens that the second would interfere with the first.

Are you meaning to imply that the Bible contradicts itself? I assure you it does not.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The point of that entire article was to prove using statistics gained in a scientific fashion to prove that contrary to your belief, your particular religious sect is not likely to "inherit the earth".

We aren't a sect, we are Christians who follow the Bible without putting a spin on it. Just the literal truth as given to us by God. Those who try to interpret the Bible to their own ends, they are the sects. We are simply Christians.

To the contrary the prevalence of Christianity and religion in general has seen a serious downward trend in recent years.

Nonsense. Are you really unable to think for yourself? In the past unbelievers were scorned, as such most prretended to be believers. Now that stigma has been removed and people revel in their choice to serve themselves instead of God. And with the advent of birth control, these people eliminate themselves from the gene pool.

Don't you think there is a reason that when huge masses of humanity decided to reject God, suddenly birth control became available? Heh. I'm smiling again. 3 times in one day, that is a record.

Jesus gave the people who rejected him the 'gift' of birth control. So they could remove themselves from the future. And the faithless jumped at the opportunity. Shout Glory!

I apologize for my exuberance, it is unlike me.

We are in a correction period, right now. The majority of humanity rejected Christ in the last 100 years and were given the means to destroy themselves, should they choose to do so. And they did, and are. Happily.

Our numbers will creep up slowly as you all die off, and very suddenly, when most of you reach old age, we will become the majority. Because you are leaving few behind. While we leave many.

I'm surprised you do not know how this works. Didn't your Darwin speak of it? Perhaps he was the harbinger of your doom.

That i personally do not plan to have more than three children was a very minor point, meant to point out that having a very large number of children so as to indoctrinate them is hurting the world in general, and is very selfish.

It is done for the glory of God. And they replace the non-existent offspring of your Godless brethren in generations to come. How can that not be a good thing.