[RoryReloaded]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Um, the Canadians are just fine, thanks, I have one as a penpal and he's a really nice guy.
And he's Christian, knows I'm atheist, and treats me just fine. He wasn't shocked when I told him, he said "Oh, alright then" and that was the last time I brought up the topic.

Seriously, though, there's nothing demonic about Canadians: they are an American-like demographic who just mind their own business.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Um, the Canadians are just fine, thanks, I have one as a penpal and he's a really nice guy.
And he's Christian, knows I'm atheist, and treats me just fine.

Then he's not a True Christian(tm).

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Um, the Canadians are just fine, thanks, I have one as a penpal and he's a really nice guy.
And he's Christian, knows I'm atheist, and treats me just fine. He wasn't shocked when I told him, he said "Oh, alright then" and that was the last time I brought up the topic.

Seriously, though, there's nothing demonic about Canadians: they are an American-like demographic who just mind their own business.

Some "friend" this nanook fellow is. He doesn't care if you burn or not? He didn't tell you the good news about Jesus' temporary sacrifice and His conditional love?

[Roberta]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Let's not be totally unfair. In spite of all the hinky dinky parley vooing and mary worshiping, I rarely see either a sombrero or a dashiki in la belle province.

Could it be the weather?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Um, the Canadians are just fine, thanks, I have one as a penpal and he's a really nice guy.
And he's Christian, knows I'm atheist, and treats me just fine. He wasn't shocked when I told him, he said "Oh, alright then" and that was the last time I brought up the topic.

Seriously, though, there's nothing demonic about Canadians: they are an American-like demographic who just mind their own business.

Isn't penpal short for penis pal?

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[Catherine Moore]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Funny, I always thought Canada was part of the US. I really need to find me a husband so I stop making such ridiculous mistakes.

Thanks to the True Christians here for inadvertantly pointing out my error

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I really need to find me a husband so I stop making such ridiculous mistakes.

You don't find yourself a husband: your dad decides who gets you, your husband to be pays for you

Exodus 22:17 If her father utterly refuse to give her unto him, he shall pay money according to the dowry of virgins.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Thats an odd reading. Genesis 24 - the longest chapter in the bible - is about Abraham looking for a wife for Isaac.

Why would God have spent so much time describing it if it was going to be an exception? I can't find a single piece of scripture suggesting that fathers find husbands for their daughters but in addition to Genesis 24, Proverbs 18:22 talks about finding a wife and even if we take Adam and Eve we see that Adam's Father made a wife for him - the intent was clearly to find a wife for Adam not a husband for Eve as Eve didn't even exist at that point.

Are you sure you're correct here? It really does seem like its not my father's job.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Thats an odd reading. Genesis 24 - the longest chapter in the bible - is about Abraham looking for a wife for Isaac.

Why would God have spent so much time describing it if it was going to be an exception? I can't find a single piece of scripture suggesting that fathers find husbands for their daughters but in addition to Genesis 24, Proverbs 18:22 talks about finding a wife and even if we take Adam and Eve we see that Adam's Father made a wife for him - the intent was clearly to find a wife for Adam not a husband for Eve as Eve didn't even exist at that point.

Are you sure you're correct here? It really does seem like its not my father's job.

Dear, I say this in Christian Love - you're wrong to question the wisdom of a True Christian™ such as Brother Larni. Suffice it to say, you need a husband for guidance and protection as the Good LORD has commanded (Ephesians 5:22). Until that time, you would obviously be under the authority of your father as is right (Exodus 20:12). The question I would have, 'twere I you, is "Where am I rejecting God in my life such that He has not blessed me with a True Christian™ husband yet?"

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

You're right of course, Mary - Psalm 37:30

My apologies for forcing you to remind me of that, and please them on to Larni next you speak with him.

I shall pray for guidance that I might understand what I need to do so that the Lord might compel fathers to match me up with their sons.

Proverbs 27:15 may be relevant here, I'm ashamed to say.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Why God Hates Canada



Obviously, the meme-maker is too young to remember Celine Dion, but if you think we have anything to apologize for, let me just say:


Honey Boo-boo. There HAS to be something in the Geneva Conventions about that!

[Chastity Goodbody]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Oh, Canada.

What can be said about a country so cowardly they can't even get the Frenchmen living among them to surrender? Do they even fight?

I will never forgive Canada for ruining the manly image of lumberjacks by being a bunch of limp-wristed Sodomites who hug trees instead of cutting them down, yet still wear boots, plaid flannel shirts and blue jeans. With all those uncut forests, no wonder the beavers are running amok and chewing everything up!

I think those stockings they wear on their heads must cut off the blood flow, because they keep electing Canadians to run their prissy little country instead of someone more qualified, like a good, strong American man who honors God's Word, drinks proper American beer, carries a gun wherever he goes, isn't afraid to cut down trees or beat up Frenchmen, and knows how to handle a beaver.

Maybe if they're lucky, America will repent of the wickedness which currently possess it, sell Obama off to a plantation where he belongs and elect a real president who will send in troops to liberate Canada (they won't fight anyway), teach those smelly Frenchmen how to speak proper English, ship truckloads of guns to the schools to protect the children and fuel American factories and fireplaces with all those virgin forests in need of deflowering.

Have hope, Oh Canada. America is preying for you!

[John Creeser]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The mayor of the capital city of Canada smokes crack. Also, he should read the 20 times gluttony is mentioned in the Bible.

[Born Again Christian]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Can I just say something... Im from Canada, and I know a lot of good people here. But just because im from Canada, doesnt mean anything. Love your enemies, love your neighbours as thyself. Remember, what measurement you put upon others shall be measured upon you too. I love you all like my Brothers and Sisters and forgive you for all your sins, do I judge you because of where you are from? No because I dont want to be judged because of where I was from. Why say God hates Canada? Not everyone in Canada agrees on all the same things, and if you judge everyone from Canada because they are from Canada, they same will be upon you because you are from America. Please Brothers and Sisters, do not talk like this. I love you all very much, please dont judge me, or anyone else, because we are from Canada, or Iran, or Jamaica, or anywhere, unless you want to be judged the same way. I love you all, I hope you understand what Im saying, and God Bless.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

I love you all, I hope you understand what Im saying, and God Bless.

I'm sorry, I don't. Would you kindly try again? It would be most helpful if you included the Biblical Scriptures in which you find your opinions were first uttered by the LORD Himself.