[saitan is my bitch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

pastor ezikiel you are a good for nothing cunt face with no consideration for anything at all you stupid little fuck i will fuck come to you stupid ass little church in you stupid little town and piss on your stupid fucking jesus statue and america is the most discusting little pathetic scum bag country in the world and i hope you know what a putred little cunt you are you can suck ma big ol athiest dick

[Two-Dollar Bill]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

The thing about Canada, and I'm sure this has been touched upon repeatedly, is that it is the geographical equivalent of a bird sanctuary. Eventually, when push comes to shove, the birds will be pushed out and more worthy occupants will move in. Till then, due to lack of interest (an no foreseeable economic gain), the lilliputians can go about their hockey playing and what not in their Queen's refrigerator.

[John Creeser]

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What's next? Are you going to tell us that 'amazing' economy of yours isn't 100% dependent on America and America's goodwill?

Here Here Brother Enoch!!

80% of the Canadian population lives within 200 miles of our border for a reason; they couldn't survive without us. Personally, I am looking forward to their eventual indoctrination into our great Christian nation and becoming our 51st state.

I will be there with open arms Brother Enoch when you become a True Christian American

[Brother Enoch]

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Ok, I'm sorry, you got me there. But it is still not a moose.

And Americans are supposed to know what stupid animal is on your worthless quarter when you, a typical freezer burnt Canadian, don't even know? Do you know who was on the Susan B. Anthony dollar? (Hint: it was Susan B. Anthony). I repeat, you're a moron.

What's next? Are you going to tell us that 'amazing' economy of yours isn't 100% dependent on America and America's goodwill?

[dragonrider]

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Ok, I'm sorry, you got me there. But it is still not a moose.

[Brother Enoch]

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By the way all you Americans, Canada's econemy is better than yours at the moment. Oh and also we have no coins with a moose on them, we do have one with an elk though. But of course you Americans are "too smart" too notice that.

It's a caribou, moron.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quarter_%28Canadian_coin%29

[dragonrider]

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By the way all you Americans, Canada's econemy is better than yours at the moment. Oh and also we have no coins with a moose on them, we do have one with an elk though. But of course you Americans are "too smart" too notice that.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You seem to have quoted one poster and replied to another - I know Canadians are slow but what aboot trying, eh?

[Wondering Soul]

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Hi, I have a question, what are the general thoughts of this forum on Canada? How do you guys view my nation?

This is a TERRIBLE thing to say.

Unless you can back this up with proof, I ask Kindly that you retract your statement.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why God Hates Canada

Canada's not little.

Sure it is. Little faith, little morality, little minds, little military, little population, little global influence, little summer... you get the idea.

Oh wait, they do have one 'big': Big government.

[Didymus Much]

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...When, oh when, is God going to wipe that perverse little nation off the face of the Earth?

Canada's not little.

[Brother Enoch]

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Yet another reason God hates Canada:

Welcome to Canada, here's your free crack pipe!

Health officials in Vancouver say they will launch a pilot project later this year to distribute clean, unused crack pipes to drug users.
While heroin users can pick up clean needles from needle-exchange programs or the city's controversial safe-injection site, crack pipes are more difficult to come by.
Some crack smokers can afford to buy small glass or Pyrex stems to use as pipes. Others fashion makeshift pipes from bottles, cans or even hollow car antennas. And in many cases, they just simply share, potentially putting themselves at risk of contracting disease.
It's part of the city's harm-reduction strategy that seeks to reduce the transmission of disease while ensuring health-care and social workers are able to interact with hard-to-reach drug addicts.

Harm reduction? Apparently in Canada harm reduction means having crack pipes lying around on the ground everywhere for kids to play with. All paid for by the taxpayer! When, oh when, is God going to wipe that perverse little nation off the face of the Earth?

[Sister Kitty]

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The point of that entire article was to prove using statistics gained in a scientific fashion to prove that contrary to your belief, your particular religious sect is not likely to "inherit the earth".

We aren't a sect, we are Christians who follow the Bible without putting a spin on it. Just the literal truth as given to us by God. Those who try to interpret the Bible to their own ends, they are the sects. We are simply Christians.

To the contrary the prevalence of Christianity and religion in general has seen a serious downward trend in recent years.

Nonsense. Are you really unable to think for yourself? In the past unbelievers were scorned, as such most prretended to be believers. Now that stigma has been removed and people revel in their choice to serve themselves instead of God. And with the advent of birth control, these people eliminate themselves from the gene pool.

Don't you think there is a reason that when huge masses of humanity decided to reject God, suddenly birth control became available? Heh. I'm smiling again. 3 times in one day, that is a record.

Jesus gave the people who rejected him the 'gift' of birth control. So they could remove themselves from the future. And the faithless jumped at the opportunity. Shout Glory!

I apologize for my exuberance, it is unlike me.

We are in a correction period, right now. The majority of humanity rejected Christ in the last 100 years and were given the means to destroy themselves, should they choose to do so. And they did, and are. Happily.

Our numbers will creep up slowly as you all die off, and very suddenly, when most of you reach old age, we will become the majority. Because you are leaving few behind. While we leave many.

I'm surprised you do not know how this works. Didn't your Darwin speak of it? Perhaps he was the harbinger of your doom.

That i personally do not plan to have more than three children was a very minor point, meant to point out that having a very large number of children so as to indoctrinate them is hurting the world in general, and is very selfish.

It is done for the glory of God. And they replace the non-existent offspring of your Godless brethren in generations to come. How can that not be a good thing.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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True enough according to the bible. Besides, you've every right to have as many children as you want. If you want to have 12 children, then have right at it. I'm simply more partial to helping my neighbor than having as many children as possible. It just so happens that the second would interfere with the first.

Are you meaning to imply that the Bible contradicts itself? I assure you it does not.

[kaytopher]

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True enough according to the bible. Besides, you've every right to have as many children as you want. If you want to have 12 children, then have right at it. I'm simply more partial to helping my neighbor than having as many children as possible. It just so happens that the second would interfere with the first.