[Johny Joe Hold]

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I am awestruck by the Godliness of this forum!

I'm glad you appreciate the truths you read here, EvePony. Several thing we do here are years-long projects, such as saving Australia for Jesus. I hope you will give yourself to Christ and tell us more on the Introduction Page.

[Evephony]

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I'm glad you appreciate the truths you read here, EvePony. Several thing we do here are years-long projects, such as saving Australia for Jesus. I hope you will give yourself to Christ and tell us more on the Introduction Page.

The first thing you could do in your 'years-long project' is learn to spell Austria correctly. That may help your case.. although you and the other American's on this forum are so pigheaded and medieval that I doubt you have the mental capability to 'convert' anyone into your pathetic cult.

[James Hutchins]

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The first thing you could do in your 'years-long project' is learn to spell Austria correctly. That may help your case.. although you and the other American's on this forum are so pigheaded and medieval that I doubt you have the mental capability to 'convert' anyone into your pathetic cult.

Friend, he said 'Australia ', not 'Austria'. I think you need to reconsider your short-bus and short sighted comment, friend.

[Evephony]

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Friend, he said 'Australia ', not 'Austria'. I think you need to reconsider your short-bus and short sighted comment, friend.

I'm glad we're friends. It means a lot, bikie man. Are you going to be buried upright?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I'm glad we're friends. It means a lot, bikie man. Are you going to be buried upright?

What are you yammering about?

[shameful witch]

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Oh My! Where to start!,well as youve pointed out literacy is a problem !.Yes yurs Ms Whitford,firstly dont you have a spell checker???if not go to yur dictionary to find out how to spell" AUSTRALIAN".Kiwi is not and never was a nickname for Aussies!,its a nickname for New Zealanders a country many hundreds of miles away from Australia.As for your" Team" make sure you give them GPS machines because your direction to a jungle island will leave them in New Guinea!,another separate and very different country.You may want to correct your list of Aussie pics!,Ron Howard in American,Lucy Lawless is from New Zealand.You may be able to missrepresent and create "Falsehoods" about people in your country,but we have very strong laws regarding "Hate" crimes and by now you will already be on the "Watch List".Your Mission may well be over before you ever get going.We have recently exposed several so called "Ministry's" and there's little sympathy for deceitful practises and libel.I strongly suggest that you make an effort ,do some serious research!,get your facts straight,removed blatant lies and ask for forgiveness for spreading lies and hate.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh My! Where to start!,well as youve pointed out literacy is a problem !.Yes yurs Ms Whitford,firstly dont you have a spell checker???if not go to yur dictionary to find out how to spell" AUSTRALIAN".Kiwi is not and never was a nickname for Aussies!,its a nickname for New Zealanders a country many hundreds of miles away from Australia.As for your" Team" make sure you give them GPS machines because your direction to a jungle island will leave them in New Guinea!,another separate and very different country.You may want to correct your list of Aussie pics!,Ron Howard in American,Lucy Lawless is from New Zealand.You may be able to missrepresent and create "Falsehoods" about people in your country,but we have very strong laws regarding "Hate" crimes and by now you will already be on the "Watch List".Your Mission may well be over before you ever get going.We have recently exposed several so called "Ministry's" and there's little sympathy for deceitful practises and libel.I strongly suggest that you make an effort ,do some serious research!,get your facts straight,removed blatant lies and ask for forgiveness for spreading lies and hate.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Nobar King]

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well as youve pointed out literacy is a problem !.

If there was ever any question whether literacy was a problem in Austria, you have provided proof of that.

[shameful witch]

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If there was ever any question whether literacy was a problem in Austria, you have provided proof of that.

Lol thats so funny you post about literacy problems in AUSTRIA!,that's in Europe fool!,again the problem seems to be at your end!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Oh My! Where to start!

probably not with grammar, punctuation or syntax, A.

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It seems to have escaped your notice that the mission was announced in 2008. Can you spot any other dates in the thread? What is the date now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I never want to go there again. Too many flies, too many darkies, and nasty Foster's lager.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I never want to go there again. Too many flies, too many darkies, and nasty Foster's lager.

You're a courageous and fearless man, pastor, for going to Godless Austria, where nowhere is safe.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Oh look, a cute deathadder! I don't know what wus is doing; if bitten there's plenty of time to get to a hospital.

[Nobar King]

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It looks like it bit him on the penis.


This reminds me of a great joke:

Two cowboys are staying a couple miles outside of town on a trail they used for herding cattle. While taking a shit behind a bush, one cowboys gets bitten on the penis by a rattle snake. He alerts his friend, who jumps on his horse and races toward town seeking a cure. He reaches the doctors office and runs inside. The doc explains to him that the only way to save his friend is to suck the poison out. The cowboy jumps back on his horse and races back to his ailing friend. When he reaches his camp, the frantic cowboy cries out "What did the doctor say?"
To which his friend replies "He said you're gonna die!"

[MitzaLizalor]

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Praise Jesus!
It has been a lot of hard work the past four days but we all agreed this is a state of emergency, as the number of Australiens who have found salvation can be counted on one hand with fingers left over. With help from Australien President Ron Howard, we can now formally announce Landover Baptist Church's Mission to Australia. Fifteen True Christian™ missionaries are going to the darkest jungles of that Godforsaken land to spread the Gospel to a nation of unrepentant drunks and criminals!

By now Howard has gone and been replaced by an atheistic Welsh leftie who seems bent upon the destruction of Godliness forever.

Cutting to the res:
@2:24 subjected [women] to manipulation, mistreatment and malpractice WHO DID?
@6:27ff do all in our power to make sure that these practices are never repeated WHAT PRACTICES?
@7:23 to right an old wrong @7:41 ..face the negative features of our past WHAT OLD WRONG? WHAT NEGATIVE FEATURES?
@8:06 misguided
@8:20 shameful
@8:46 wrongful beliefs WHO ARE THESE MONSTERS?

We didn't have to wait long to be "informed" who was responsible for this great darkness! The prime minister lists the conspirators, those introduced as having done "manipulation, mistreatment and malpractice" so vile that we must "do all in our power to make sure that these practices are never repeated" who legitimised "an old wrong" staining a nation with "negative features of our past" by whom we were "misguided" whose policy and conduct were "shameful" brainchild of "wrongful beliefs" and there it is, right at the top of the list front and centre:

@8:53f These Churches.. What did they do?
@8:59 ..struck at the most primal and sacred bond there is ..your point being?

What Miss Gillard is saying is that the Churches' taking responsibility for the placement of babies born out of wedlock to mothers who were not killed, due to the secularist prohibition against such a procedure, was "shameful" "misguided" and based on "wrongful belief" according to the preamble in her speech.

Christians know that it is the communistic influence which strikes at the true heart of society: the relationship between the Creator and the created. Due to the manipulation, mistreatment and malpractice by evolutionists the strumpet, in this atheistic belief system, should be free to roam abroad. Her progeny not only permitted but encouraged to remain under her wing learning the very principles which had led to her ruin!

What is the real shame here? That illegitimate babies were adopted out to Godly homes (the mothers being drugged into submission or simply strapped to the stirrups so they couldn't move thus saving money on drugs and preventing a possible opioid analgesic addiction in later life)? Or that babies would go into dens of iniquity to be instructed in the Godless tyranny of vice and despair.

We now know what "the government" thinks. What more could be expected from a land where convicts were given the vote? But Christians follow the unchanging Word of God.

Leviticus 19:20 And whosoever lieth carnally with a woman, that is a bondmaid, betrothed to an husband, and not at all redeemed, nor freedom given her; she shall be scourged; they shall not be put to death, because she was not free. KJV

WHOSE LIFE IS IT ANYWAY?

Leviticus 21:9 And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. KJV

What Jesus died to save us from is what the secularist would lead us into.