[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

Perhaps not to toot my own horn, but all my pies are good! The secret is in the pastry, as there is always a little "pinch of love" from The Lord in every one I bake. At the moment however as it is chillier here, my apple pie is a requested delight. God does make certain fruits for certain seasons for a reason and as such, I tend to use his given provisions as par for the course.

I do look forward to an intercourse with you, Mr Davidson. Coming together for The Lord; gosh... there is no greater experience.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Mrs Wintersnow After reading your response I am smiling ear to ear (so to speak) and certainly the prospect of coming together for the Lord via social intercourse is something that I find myself thinking about constantly and very fondly.

Your delightful apple pie sounds like it will satisfy me immensly and is something I look forward to savouring and knowing that it will be served with a "pinch of love" will make it all the more memorable.

I will advise you of my future travel plans in order for you to procure the neccesary items so as to ensure that your pie is the sweetest and juiciest that can be possibly experienced

[jennabenna]

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Mrs Wintersnow After reading your response I am smiling ear to ear (so to speak) and certainly the prospect of coming together for the Lord via social intercourse is something that I find myself thinking about constantly and very fondly.

Your delightful apple pie sounds like it will satisfy me immensly and is something I look forward to savouring and knowing that it will be served with a "pinch of love" will make it all the more memorable.

I will advise you of my future travel plans in order for you to procure the neccesary items so as to ensure that your pie is the sweetest and juiciest that can be possibly experienced

Perhaps not to toot my own horn, but all my pies are good! The secret is in the pastry, as there is always a little "pinch of love" from The Lord in every one I bake. At the moment however as it is chillier here, my apple pie is a requested delight. God does make certain fruits for certain seasons for a reason and as such, I tend to use his given provisions as par for the course.

I do look forward to an intercourse with you, Mr Davidson. Coming together for The Lord; gosh... there is no greater experience.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Well Mrs Wintersnow thank you for the kind invitation.

As it has been sometime since I have had a piece of pie that has not been had at home this is a delightful prospect so if I get the chance to sample yours I would be most grateful (BTW What is your speciality??)

If I am up on the Gold Coast I will drop you a line and catch up for some prayer & pie

Gosh Mr Davidson,

If you ever do head up this way, I would be more than pleased if you would visit and taste a piece of my pie. The Pastor has said that mine is the best he has ever had.

Very kind of you to say but there is no way I could ever compete in the political arena with the likes of Bronwyn Bishop! She was class, sass and good True Christian values all rolled into one and honest to a fault, and her hairstyle was to die for, if I may gush just a little.

As for my late husband.. oh no I was a lucky woman and he did what he loved doing right to the end. Spending time with many a young Homer, showing them the way.

As to the darkies. No I pay them no mind in the main but living in QLD, it is very difficult to ignore them! They run around like they own the place!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

Oh god. This is hilarious. Wintersnow, will you just admit to your husband already that you're cheating on him?

[jennabenna]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

She could be Sister Mary Maria, considering she was making quite the tantrum about the mythological "stolen generations".

It is difficult to determine for sure because in my interactions, all those darkies look the same.

YIC,

WS.

No, I'm not. I'm of african blood myself, and proud to be. Actually, I've traced my family tree right back to slaves stolen from africa and taken to the United states. The trail goes cold there, though.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Oh god. This is hilarious. Wintersnow, will you just admit to your husband already that you're cheating on him?

That is a wicked and uncalled for accusation.

Sadly Mrs. Wintersnow is a widow....A widow doing her best to bake pies, tend house and counsel the unsaved all in the name of God

I am not so sure that God will be pleased with your remarks on one of his most valued True Christians™

[jennabenna]

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There are no black people in Nebraska.

Wheat is grown in Nebraska, not cotton.



Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
Any more questions on my genealogy?

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
Any more questions on my genealogy?

You seem to be very self absorbed in regard to your ancestors and the unfounded claims you make about them.

It is easy to invent such stories in order to attain some level of credibility and / or sympathy
Even more likely these tales are fabricated in an attempt to disguise the fact that your ancestors amassed a huge fortune exploiting American Christian settlers and as a result you are so racked with guilt and shame you stoop to these diversionary tactics

[Levi Jones]

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No, I'm not. I'm of african blood myself, and proud to be. Actually, I've traced my family tree right back to slaves stolen from africa and taken to the United states. The trail goes cold there, though.

I think I found a couple in my family tree. I should probably go cut them down.

I renounce that way of thinking in the name of Jesus Christ!

Ephesians 6:5-8
Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ; Not with eyeservice, as menpleasers; but as the servants of Christ, doing the will of God from the heart;
With good will doing service, as to the Lord, and not to men:
Knowing that whatsoever good thing any man doeth, the same shall he receive of the Lord, whether he be bond or free.

God wants us to save you darkies and not hold the curse of Ham against you so much. See? I'm enlightened and all kinds of sympathetic to you people.

Could you sing a spiritual for me, girl?

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Oh god. This is hilarious. Wintersnow, will you just admit to your husband already that you're cheating on him?

Miss Jennabenna,

I am highly upset at being accused of adultery!!

I fail to see that extending an invitation in fellowship to a Brother in Christ, for a slice of pie and a good, hard Bible Study session, could possibly be construed as lascivious.

Is your mind always in the gutter missy?

You could learn much from the writings of Mark: 7:20-23

And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.

For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,

Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:

All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

^-- the above sums you up to a tee, you vile heathen!

Also, if you had read it in its entirety and accurately and not let your evil mind run away with you, you would also see that I am in fact a widow. The only man in my life is Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior and gosh darn it, I would NEVER cheat on Him.

Good Day to you,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
Any more questions on my genealogy?

Oh so you not only a darkie but a sorcerer or a witch too, GENIE!!!!

A BLACK JINN no less!

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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No, I'm not. I'm of african blood myself, and proud to be. Actually, I've traced my family tree right back to slaves stolen from africa and taken to the United states. The trail goes cold there, though.

Ha! I find this story very unlikely! Being a nigress, there is very little chance you even know who your own father is, let alone ancestors dating back to the War of (liberal) Northern Agression!

[jennabenna]

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You seem to be very self absorbed in regard to your ancestors and the unfounded claims you make about them.

It is easy to invent such stories in order to attain some level of credibility and / or sympathy
Even more likely these tales are fabricated in an attempt to disguise the fact that your ancestors amassed a huge fortune exploiting American Christian settlers and as a result you are so racked with guilt and shame you stoop to these diversionary tactics

Oh, really? I wonder how exactly they managed to exploit these christian settlers. If you'll do me the honor of respecting the research I've done into the matter of my own heritage, then I'll do you the honor of pretending that you have any measure of credibility on anything besides the bible. You can keep the bible. Deal?

[Sister Charli]

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You seem to be very self absorbed in regard to your ancestors and the unfounded claims you make about them.

It is easy to invent such stories in order to attain some level of credibility and / or sympathy
Even more likely these tales are fabricated in an attempt to disguise the fact that your ancestors amassed a huge fortune exploiting American Christian settlers and as a result you are so racked with guilt and shame you stoop to these diversionary tactics

Mr Swish,

Give Jenna a break. She is a vegetarian and her brain is starved of protein.

She is sick and frail and is unaware what garbage she speaketh.

The lack of meat in her is indicative of her ramblings.

1 Kings 10:5 (King James Version)
5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.

We all need meat in us regularly to maintain our spirit.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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Mr Swish,

Give Jenna a break. She is a vegetarian and her brain is starved of protein.

She is sick and frail and is unaware what garbage she speaketh.

The lack of meat in her is indicative of her ramblings.

1 Kings 10:5 (King James Version)
5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.

We all need meat in us regularly to maintain our spirit.

Well put sister Charli ...The insane ramblings of a meat and protein deprived heathen.........Unfortunately I am not quite as charitable as you as she has a clear choice whether she consumes the bounty that God provides or whether to lead the life of a sickly and pale un Godly herbivore

I have learned on my journey to salvation that True Christians™ must ingest at least 4.0 kilograms (9 lb) of various meat products per week

BTW sister Charli I have not seen you at LBC for some little while, have you been ill or just spending the majority of your time tending house and baking pies?

As a fellow Australian I miss your insightful contributions

[jennabenna]

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Mr Swish,

Give Jenna a break. She is a vegetarian and her brain is starved of protein.

She is sick and frail and is unaware what garbage she speaketh.

The lack of meat in her is indicative of her ramblings.

1 Kings 10:5 (King James Version)
5 And the meat of his table, and the sitting of his servants, and the attendance of his ministers, and their apparel, and his cupbearers, and his ascent by which he went up unto the house of the LORD; there was no more spirit in her.

We all need meat in us regularly to maintain our spirit.

Silly baptists. I was sickly throughout my childhood. Now I'm healthy. Tofu has a higher concentration of protein than meat does, did you know?

[jennabenna]

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That is a wicked and uncalled for accusation.

Sadly Mrs. Wintersnow is a widow....A widow doing her best to bake pies, tend house and counsel the unsaved all in the name of God

I am not so sure that God will be pleased with your remarks on one of his most valued True Christians™

Well... Shit. I'm sorry. I really am.