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  • #301
    Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

    Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
    Silly baptists. I was sickly throughout my childhood. Now I'm healthy. Tofu has a higher concentration of protein than meat does, did you know?
    And where do you get your iron from?

    Not to mention B12. Vegetarians are often lacking in B12.

    Can cause dementia you know, if you don't get enough of it.

    That is why vegetarians are rarely intelligent.

    NB: That is rarely not really.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • #302
      Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

      Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
      As a matter of fact, my slave ancestors probably did pick cotton. They lived in Georgia. They ended up emancipated after the civil war, and through some twists of fate, my family line ended up in Omaha in 1886. Through yet more fate, we ended up in Lincoln.
      Any more questions on my genealogy?

      Now, just wait a cotton-pickin' minute! Do I hear some tude in your tone?

      Just 'cause your folks were here way before 1886 while mind were stompin' grapes up until 1900 or so, doesn't mean you can take a tude with me.

      And I didn't ASK a question. I stated a fact. (It was an incorrect fact, not being taken from the Bible and all,) but I can correctly state that it was a statement and not a question, so there.

      Hmphingly Yours,

      Handmaiden
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • #303
        Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

        Looks like the "Mission to Australia" didnt work that well...

        The Aussies have elected an Athiest as PM!

        http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/connectasia/stories/201007/s2941974.htm
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #304
          Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

          Originally posted by Katander View Post
          Looks like the "Mission to Australia" didnt work that well...

          The Aussies have elected an Athiest as PM!

          http://www.radioaustralia.net.au/con...7/s2941974.htm
          AGAIN?

          That's the second time in only a couple of months!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • #305
            Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            AGAIN?

            That's the second time in only a couple of months!
            I couldnt find reference to this anywhere on the forum
            my apologies if it has been mentioned before

            Even so it is good news! Maybe there is hope for us humans yet!
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #306
              Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

              Originally posted by Katander View Post
              Looks like the "Mission to Australia" didnt work that well...

              The Aussies have elected an Athiest as PM!
              That is news to us given that our election is on the 21st August!

              I couldnt find reference to this anywhere on the forum
              Try this thread.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • #307
                Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                That is news to us given that our election is on the 21st August!
                Wow, another booboo on my part...

                From Wikipedia:

                Gillard became the Deputy Prime Minister upon Labor's victory in the 2007 federal election, also serving as Minister for Education, Employment and Workplace Relations. On 24 June 2010, after Rudd lost the support of his party and stood aside, Gillard became federal leader of the Australian Labor Party and thus the Prime Minister.[4] She is the first female Prime Minister of Australia and the first never to have married.[5]
                Gillard announced on 17 July 2010 that the next federal election would be held on 21 August 2010.[6]


                ...and an athiest

                Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                Try this thread.
                I will!
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • #308
                  Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                  Originally posted by Katander View Post
                  ...and an athiest
                  And a non-elected dyke.

                  Friend, it doesn't matter how many abos vote for that carpet muncher. We SAVED people on our outreach trip, and that's all that matters. I'd have to check with Brother Abner, but we did leave about 500,000 KJV's in your jungle.

                  We were aware that most of you couldn't be Saved at all, so don't present this abomination as a "victory". Even while having it wrong a few times.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • #309
                    Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    And a non-elected dyke.
                    For appearances sake she is living with a male homosexual that owns a chain of hairdressing salons - can't get much more gay than that can you?

                    They have even talked of getting married if she is re-elected. That just makes a total mockery of the sacred union between husband and wife.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • #310
                      Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                      Originally posted by Katander View Post
                      Wow, another booboo on my part...

                      From Wikipedia:

                      Gillard became the Deputy Prime Minister upon Labor's victory in the 2007 federal election, also serving as Minister for Education, Employment and Workplace Relations. On 24 June 2010, after Rudd lost the support of his party and stood aside, Gillard became federal leader of the Australian Labor Party and thus the Prime Minister.[4] She is the first female Prime Minister of Australia and the first never to have married.[5]
                      Gillard announced on 17 July 2010 that the next federal election would be held on 21 August 2010.[6]


                      ...and an athiest



                      I will!
                      You pagans & atheists must stop worshiping & believing in Wikipedia. It only makes you look even more foolish.

                      Proverbs 28:9 He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • #311
                        Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        You pagans & atheists must stop worshiping & believing in Wikipedia. It only makes you look even more foolish.

                        Proverbs 28:9 He that turneth away his ear from hearing the law, even his prayer shall be abomination
                        I guess I should have be using this ....

                        http://christopedia.atwiki.com/page/About%20Christopedia


                        But I guess I just cant handle the truth
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • #312
                          Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                          Originally posted by Katander View Post
                          I guess I should have be using this ....

                          http://christopedia.atwiki.com/page/About%20Christopedia


                          But I guess I just cant handle the truth
                          Didn't know that existed, thanks

                          Usually I use Conservapedia
                          Drama queen

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                          • #313
                            Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                            Shout GLORY!!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #314
                              Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Didn't know that existed, thanks

                              Usually I use Conservapedia
                              I doubt that a link called Christoanything will get many hits from Australia.

                              I should link to this here although I've mentioned the facts concerning compulsory prostitution before in another thread there's no harm in having a little of our ignoble history collected in one place.


                              “No, no - surely not! My God - not more of those damned whores! Never have I known worse women!”
                              Lt Ralph Clark of the First Fleet, on sighting the Lady Juliana of the Second Fleet coming into Sydney Harbour with over two hundred female convicts aboard,
                              June 1790.

                              Though how many (of the female convicts) were prostitutes will never be known, almost all contemporaries regarded them as
                              particularly "abandoned"
                              and even if these contemporaries exaggerated, the picture they presented is a singularly unattractive one!
                              When the expression particularly abandoned is applied to a bulk delivery of female convicts I think we can safely go with a figure of 100% due to even if they were not prostitutes when they left England they would certainly be by the time they got here. If they didn't "come across" during the voyage they would either starve to death or simply be thrown overboard.

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                              • #315
                                Re: Landover Baptist Church announces "Mission to Australia"

                                I am awestruck by the Godliness of this forum!
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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