[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Right, all you pifflewits that believe that people from the isle of man are evil need to sort your piffleing lives out!!! your also saying you hate every other religion and race... i believe some guy in the 40's believed the same thing rounded people up and put them in gas chambers... do you plan on doing the same thing? SORT YOUR piffleING HEADS OUT YOU NAZI BASTARDS!!!!

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with an American dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Roberta]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

you put your 'research' in quotes like you copy and pasted it which i dont have a problem with, would just like to see the link where you got it from so i can read the article and explain it to you

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...sle%20of%20Man

[Islander]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...sle%20of%20Man

ah yes urban dictionary, that well known and popular source for information used by top politians to help get their points across. oh americans how you do make me laugh.

from the same site, the 'definition' for america

"The country that most of the world hates becuase of our excellent choice of leadership. It also allows such filth like that crazy Southern Baptist sect that protests funerals of soldiers and screams shit like "Thank God for dead soldiers! Thank God for 9/11! God hates queers!". Something, somewhere went horribly wrong."

[Flossy]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

1. The people who lives on the Isle of Man are mostly British fags who couldn't get enough of the perversion at the British "mainland" (not really mainland, since Britain is an island as well, there sure is something about perversion and islands)


Surely your people are also a blend of European/British fags as well. Look at your family history. Unless you are native Americans.

2. They have the most disgusting and perverted flag in the entire world, try look at it without puking


It is a flag with a design that hasn't been cobbled together by a 4 year old, playing with some simple geometric shapes.

3. Their official church is the Manx Church, which practises Anglicanism (false Christianity), and for the most they also worship their Celtic pagan false gods


As for your beliefs, anyone who takes the bible to be the word of god is an idiot. It was written by man in ancient Hebrew, and Aramaic. It has been re-written and translated throughout the ages till we have arrived at what we have now, and no doubt it will continue to evolve. Have you ever played Chinese whispers? Even if it was the word of god originally, it undoubtedly isn't now.


4. The national sport of the Isle of Man is to have orgies with people from other sick islands like the Faeroe Islands, Iceland, Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia, these orgies usually lasts for days, sometimes weeks


Sound like fun. I must be too ugly though as I haven't been invited.


5. They even have their own official language which is the Manx language, which is a Celtic pagan language that a Christian never would speak, real Christians speaks American


Again it is English you barely speak. If it wasn't for Hollywood, I wouldn't have a clue what you were saying though. Maybe it will become American one day.


6. Just like in it's neighbour country Scotland, bestiality is extremely common, especially involving sheep.


Well what can I say. They are so cuddly and warm, and tasty. Especially with mince sauce. I refer you back to point number 4. It beets satisfying yourself.



God hates the Isle of Man!


Well I can't speak for god. If it is anything like you imagine it to be, it must be a complete arsehole. Oh look I see him in the centre of our flag! :-)


Mother always told me I shouldn't be a diplomat!

[PEOPLEOFMANN]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

ok your an idiot... you just quoted this at me...

5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

That's exactly what you're doing to the people who come from the Isle of Man!

how dare you tell people what to think of our island!!! Have you been there... No? instead you just create lies and vicious rumour... That doesn't sound very Christian to me? and you can sit there behind your computer where you no doubt wank off all day to child porn and not care what I say back to you, but listen to me when i say... "Pastor Ezekiel" if I'm ever in america, I will hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you!!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

but listen to me when i say... "Pastor Ezekiel" if I'm ever in america, I will hunt you down and beat the living shit out of you!!!!

My God these Minx people are an aggressive bunch, aren't they?

[Chengey ny Mayrey]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

O land of our birth,
O gem of God's earth,
O Island so strong and so fair;
Built firm as Barrule,
Thy Throne of Home Rule
Makes us free as thy sweet mountain air.
When Orry, the Dane,
In Mannin did reign,
'Twas said he had come from above;
For wisdom from Heav'n
To him had been giv'n
To rule us with justice and love.
Our fathers have told
How Saints came of old,
Proclaiming the Gospel of Peace;
That sinful desires,
Like false Baal fires,
Must die ere our troubles can cease.
Ye sons of the soil,
In hardship and toil,
That plough both the land and the sea,
Take heart while you can,
And think of the Man
Who toiled by the Lake Galilee.
When fierce tempests smote
That frail little boat,
They ceased at His gentle command;
Despite all our fear,
The Saviour is near
To safeguard our dear Fatherland.
Let storm-winds rejoice,
And lift up their voice,
No danger our homes can befall;
Our green hills and rocks
Encircle our flocks,
And keep out the sea like a wall.
Our Island, thus blest, No foe can molest;
Our grain and our fish shall increase;
From battle and sword Protecteth the Lord,
And crowneth our nation with peace.
Then let us rejoice
With heart, soul and voice,
And in The Lord's promise confide;
That each single hour
We trust in His power,
No evil our souls can betide.

To all my fellow Manxmen and Manxwoman!

[Chengey ny Mayrey]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

My God these Minx people are an aggressive bunch, aren't they?

You never insult a manxman!

[Wide-Open]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

To all my fellow Manxmen and Manxwoman!

Let me know when they are sober enough to read it.

You never insult a manxman!

Ah, I see, the manxwomen - I'm assuming there is more than one minx woman on your pathetic island - are fair game?

You are not making sense friend.

I really don't understand why Argentina wants to claim your sorry little island.

[Chengey ny Mayrey]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

I'M JESUS!

[Chengey ny Mayrey]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

Let me know when they are sober enough to read it.



Ah, I see, the manxwomen - I'm assuming there is more than one minx woman on your pathetic island - are fair game?

You are not making sense friend.

I really don't understand why Argentina wants to claim your sorry little island.

I do love how you can express your opinion, and mock the opinion of the people who live on the Isle Of Man. ..... WAIT! That makes you close minded.

It's kinda funny that people trust the Isle Of Man more than the 'Most powerful and richest country in the world.' OH THE SHAME!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

You never insult a manxman!

That's probably because everything that is said is true.

However, I see that The Manx reject God's Creation and opt instead for a completely stupid and irrational creation story of their own. One that involves giants and lumps of mud! God made mankind - not the Isle of Man - out of mud

THE MAKING OF MANN
THOUSANDS of years ago, at the time of the Battles of the Giants in Ireland, Finn Mac Cooil was fighting with a great, red-haired Scotch giant who had come over to challenge him. He beat him and chased him eastwards towards the sea. But the Scotch giant was a faster runner and began to get ahead of him, so Finn, who was afraid that he would jump into the sea and escape, stooped down and clutched a great handful of the soil of Ireland to throw at him. He cast it, but he missed his enemy, and the great lump of earth fell into the midst of the Irish Sea. It is the Isle of Mann, and the great hole which Finn made, where he, tore it up, is Lough Neagh.

How utterly stupid and deluded can you get? How could that be at all possible? Why would it be true? We know God made the whole earth, as it is today, out of nothing, merely by willing it into existence.

How can you go against such facts? Why is it necessary for the Manx to believe this garbage?

Sometimes I think you don't really believe it at all; you just say you do to annoy other people - and that is a sin.

[Chengey ny Mayrey]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

That's probably because everything that is said is true.

However, I see that The Manx reject God's Creation and opt instead for a completely stupid and irrational creation story of their own. One that involves giants and lumps of mud! God made mankind - not the Isle of Man - out of mud

How utterly stupid and deluded can you get? How could that be at all possible? Why would it be true? We know God made the whole earth, as it is today, out of nothing, merely by willing it into existence.

How can you go against such facts? Why is it necessary for the Manx to believe this garbage?

Sometimes I think you don't really believe it at all; you just say you do to annoy other people - and that is a sin.

It's called myth! It's kinda like the book you read.

The Isle of Man has thousands of years of history, culture and traditions!

History going back to 6500BC....

A lot further than you're Bible 'Stories'.

[Flossy]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

That's probably because everything that is said is true.

However, I see that The Manx reject God's Creation and opt instead for a completely stupid and irrational creation story of their own. One that involves giants and lumps of mud! God made mankind - not the Isle of Man - out of mud

How utterly stupid and deluded can you get? How could that be at all possible? Why would it be true? We know God made the whole earth, as it is today, out of nothing, merely by willing it into existence.

How can you go against such facts? Why is it necessary for the Manx to believe this garbage?

Sometimes I think you don't really believe it at all; you just say you do to annoy other people - and that is a sin.

Of course we don't really believe that. Just like we don't believe belive the earth is only a few thousand years old. We know the earth is a lot older than that, and that the universe is even older.

There is no proof to show that god made the earth. It may well have done for all I or anybody else knows. It is just another creation myth like ours. So don't knock it, and I won't laugh at you imbeciles.

[Wide-Open]

Re: 6 reasons why God hates the Isle of Man

It is just another creation myth like ours. So don't knock it, and I won't laugh at you imbeciles.

So, a rather boring story about some drunken giant throwing a wad of mud at another red giant (and missing!) is the same as the Holy Creation of the Heavens?

Wow.