10 Reasons Why God Hates Liechtenstein

[Bjorn Jensen]

10 Reasons why GOD HATES LIECHTENSTEIN!

1. Liechtenstein is located right between 2 of the most Godless countries in the world, namely Sweden and Australia, like a sandwhich!
2. It is so small that it's impossible to located on a map, a sign of how much God hates this country!
3. In 2009, Liechtenstein legalized gay marriage along with it's neighboring even more Godless country Sweden who pretty much rules over the laws in Liechtenstein, cause the Liechtensteiners are too lazy to rule their own country!
4. Their king Hans-Adam II is the most famous actor in the Liechtensteinish gay porn industry!
5. Even though they are a so-called independent country, Liechtenstein does not host an embassy for God's favourite country America,, obviously a sign of how much they hate America, that alone should be enough to have them nuked!
6. Liechtenstein, along with neighboring Australia, speaks German cause they are too lazy to make their own language!
7. 90% of ass-Liechtenstein's so called "Christians" are Paptists, the rest 10% are Lutherans, what a Godless bunch, the whole country is by constitution Catholic, not a single Baptist lives in this Godforsaken country!
8. The second most common religion after False Christianity in Liechtenstein is Islam, which makes it a nukeable Muslim terrorist country, that is if the Godly American soldiers can find Liechtenstein on a map!
9. Like other Eurotrash, the Liechtensteiners allows their children to watch hardcore porn and gay orgies in their False Christian churches!
10. Just like in other evil countries like Canada and Fiji, cannibalism is rampant and accepted as a common practise by most Liechtensteiners!

God hates Liechtenstein!

[Felicity]

Re: 10 Reasons Why God Hates Liechtenstein

My father always says everything you can't pronounce is evil.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: 10 Reasons Why God Hates Liechtenstein

Trapped as it is between Australia (home of Hitler) and Switzerland (who have never tried to help foreign regimes to Freedom and Jesus) it is hardly surprising that Liechtenstein in mired in God's Wrath.

The biggest problem I see is that without computers or anything much more than chalk-writing on walls, God's Message will be hard to convey.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Liechtenstein is so lazy that they can't even make their own national anthem, so they stole England's national anthem!

Is this country possibly even more lazy than Mexico?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A country named after jooish phlegm can't be any good. I'm guessing they have strong alliances with Poland.

[Cuttlefish]

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But it is not located between Sweden and Australia, it is located between Switzerland and Austria.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Semantics. It's still a lazy, homoerotic cesspool of debauchery, and God clearly hates the country and the countrymen.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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But it is not located between Sweden and Australia, it is located between Switzerland and Austria.

What's the difference? Does a few different letters really make such a big difference?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I literally thought you guys were pulling my leg, and posting about some fictitious country (like Laurania, or Kazakhstan).

But I put "Liechtenstein" in the Google, and there it was...I learn so much at Landover Baptist!



YiC,

Zech

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 10 Reasons Why God Hates Liechtenstein

Liechtenstein made only one attempt at contributing to the world's vast collection of classical music.

It's called the Liechtensteiner Polka.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Apparently Liechtenstein is a hotbed of gay jap cartoons. One more reason to pray for the destruction of all Liechtensteinites.

[Bjorn Jensen]

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I guess this is where most Liechtensteiners hangs out

http://liechtensteingaybars.com/

(I googled "Liechtenstein bars" and yes this is what i found)

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Liechtenstein made only one attempt at contributing to the world's vast collection of classical music.

It's called the Liechtensteiner Polka.

If I'm not mistaken, the Liechtensteiner Polka was composed by the Nazi's (i.e gay cathylicks) and used an accordion in an attempt to demoralize the American public and bring Christianity to its knees.

[John North]

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To further add to the never ending list of examples of the laziness of Liechtensteinians; they haven’t even bothered to make their own money. Instead they use the Swedish currency. Furthermore, Sweden has to deliver their mail and protect their country.

A friend of mine once visited Liechtenstein. He couldn’t find a living soul anywhere (if the Liechtensteinians even have souls, that’s debatable). Apparently everybody was on a permanent siesta (a tradition they’ve borrowed from their pope shagging friends in Spain).