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Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

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Indeed Pastor. I suppose 12 year olds can't understand how much it hurts when they mention my wife while they KNOW - they have read the forum - that she died in 2007 in a bizarre gardening accident.

The fact that she's in hell doesn't make it any easier to bear.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

I am sorry, I love God!

We love God, too, dear friend. We love God enough to follow every word of His (Matthew 4:4), not just the feel-good parts.

[Asatruarfelagid]

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You cravens hide behind your government slave masters, your plaster walls giving you a false sense of security, so you might think yourselves brave enough as to resort to mockery. I could face each and every one of you in single combat, as would any of my brothers and none of us would even break a sweat. Come to Estonia, I dare you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Guys, I think he's serious.

I'm scared.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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You cravens hide behind your government slave masters, your plaster walls giving you a false sense of security, so you might think yourselves brave enough as to resort to mockery. I could face each and every one of you in single combat, as would any of my brothers and none of us would even break a sweat. Come to Estonia, I dare you.

Do you have over 300 confirmed kills?



God bless.

[Asatruarfelagid]

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How you people are allowed to walk in public is beyond me. You should be wearing a helmet for your own protection. A life vest, if you're eating soup.

The government should find you all a nice white padded room, next door to all the other self-proclaimed prophets and Napoleons and whatnot.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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How you people are allowed to walk in public is beyond me. You should be wearing a helmet for your own protection. A life vest, if you're eating soup.

The government should find you all a nice white padded room, next door to all the other self-proclaimed prophets and Napoleons and whatnot.

A helmet? Boy, I've got all the protection I need (Psalm 7:10).

[Pim Pendergast]

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The government should find you all a nice white padded room, next door to all the other self-proclaimed prophets and Napoleons and whatnot.

I think they've got rooms for self-proclaimed Vikings too. How can you believe those old Viking myths? People gave up worshiping Odin a thousand years ago.

[libasait]

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How can you believe those old Viking myths? People gave up worshiping Odin a thousand years ago.

Can I ask, how old is Christianity?

[Godless_sinner]

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This is by far the funniest thing i've read in a while! This has been featured on countless stand up comedies in Estonia, finland and latvia. Thank you for providing us with so much content.

Now, a bit about "The hell on earth" Estonia.


- Estonia is a small, really tech savvy country in northern europe.
- Its roughly the size of holland but with more than 10 times less people.
- We are rational, nordic and cautious.
- We have been occupied and screwed with with most of our existence, so the reason we don't belive in nonsense and false promises is quite logical!
- You probably should uninstall skype...due to the fact it was created and developed by us "devil worshippers" Estonians. Btw microsoft still keeps the biggest development center in Tallinn Also biggest startups per capita.
- Tallinn old town is one of the best preserved old towns in europe (see picture below)
- We have a lot of nature and nature tourism, hiking, biking and cross-country skiing. If you enjoy mystical forrests and outdoor life, this is the place to be. Be aware of the occasional bear here and there.
- Our national dept is about 10% of the GDP, compared to the us...emm..no comment, your basically owned by china...
- We score one of the highest ratings in no corruption levels, press freedom and bureaucracy.
- Internet freedom is a national policy.
- the Government works digitally, and everything is on the web.
- Doing the taxes took me 10 minutes, and i didn't even have to leave my bed at home.
- I can vote online, and i voted at the election from italy.
- We are natural explorers, we like to see the world. Hemingway (he's a writer ) once wrote, you can find an estonian in every port of the world.
- First christmastree in the world, and a famous christmas market every december.

PS! I've been in the US, I like it a lot, but you people really need to start to THINK!

Engineer & Architect from estonia!


Tallinn:

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

Can I ask, how old is Christianity?

Abraham, who lived 2,000 years before Christ was a Christian, for he believed in the same Gospel we do.

Gal 3:7-9
7 Know ye therefore that they which are of faith, the same are the children of Abraham.
8 And the scripture, foreseeing that God would justify the heathen through faith, preached before the gospel unto Abraham, saying, In thee shall all nations be blessed.
9 So then they which be of faith are blessed with faithful Abraham.

Our God was the one who created the universe, and for the last 6,000 years there have always been people who worshiped and served Him.

Head over to the introduction forum and start a thread telling us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

[James Hutchins]

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Can I ask, how old is Christianity?

Pretty simple friend. According to God (He made everything) He tells us He did so a little over 6,000 years ago. So on Earth, about 6,000 years.
Now, I am sure Christianity existed before that, I suppose forever since God has been around forever and God is Christian. But does it matter at all? Of course not. All that matters is that we follow the Bible and pray God loves us enough to grant us safe passage to Heaven.

[CrossliftingGymGod]

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I finished reading your posts about godforsaken land called Estonia and I must admit most of you are painting an accurate picture.

On my pilgrimage I have visited the land of Estonia and needless to say it was horrid experience. It took me thousands of prayers to get my mind cleansed of the horrible Estonian pagan holiday, which could be roughly translated "Cauldron of blood and Firepits weekend".

I was just trying to preach the word of god in the pagan Baltic countries my travels took me to Estonia in beginning of June. The first weeks were quite pleasant. Weather was nice and I met a lot of friendly people who also worshipped our lord and saviour. However they warned me of the even that was about to unfold.

Before I get into the gruesome ritual, I'd like to mention that Estonia looks a lot like a huge prison and all of the street lights have speakers installed onto them.

24th of June, a bit before 8 am, I heard a loud horn noise. Opening curtain of my hotel room, I was god smitten. The streets were filled with vast masses of people all covered in blood and chanting "jumalat ei ole, ära nussi mulle usku kurgust alla", which could be roughly translated "I sacrificed my daughter in the name of you Great Devil".

It is the biggest pagan ritual in Estonia so all the airports, train stations and seaways were close for the day. I was stuck on an island of devil worshippers and little did I know that was just the beginning.

During the day, people started piling up wood in order to make huge bonfires, which led into the second part of the ritual. The chanting was being blasted through the speakers throughout the day, and when the sun started setting, they lit up their bonfires.

The events that were about to unfolded in front of my eyes were something a good Christian should never endure. There was homosexual intercourse going on all over the place, people were piffleing their cows, sheep and even household pets. I SAW ONE PERSON SPLITTING HIS MOUSE, TRYING TO STICK HIS FILTHY PAGAN COCK INTO IT.

So I did what any other god honouring person would do. I nailed two huge pieces of wood together, turning it into a make-believe cross and started bashing in the heads of those devil worshipping scum of the Earth. They started fighting back and one of them managed to throw me in the fire eventually.

Luckily I had a vial of Holy Water with me and I managed to put out the huge bonfire. That caused a moment of silence and everyone stopped piffleing around.

It turned out I was the chosen one of their pagan rituals, they knelt before me and started chanting " kes siiani luges on lammas", which translates into, oh rape me, Great Leader".

However, I did not so. I told them that the age of darkness is over and I am nothing but a mere tool of our lord and they need to let Christ into their lives.

We burned down the whorehouses, gambling dens and started rebuilding old churches, which were being torn down by once godless people.

We are making progress with huge steps, but we are still far behind from the greatest country in the world the Holy states of America!

Added a picture of a church we are currently rebuilding

[libasait]

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Pretty simple friend. According to God (He made everything) He tells us He did so a little over 6,000 years ago. So on Earth, about 6,000 years.
Now, I am sure Christianty existed before that, I suppose forever since God has been around forever and God is Christian. But does it matter at all? Of course not. All that matters is that we follow the Bible and pray God loves us enough to grant us safe passage to Heaven.

Thank you for information!
What is Christianty?
Your post count is impressive, do you spend your whole life here? Do you serve God voluntarily and/or it's your full time job?
YIC,
Liba Sait

[Pim Pendergast]

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Welcome to God’s favorite forum, friend! It sounds like there may be hope for you, though that comment about holy water had me worried. I hope you're not a Catholic. Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.