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  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

    Originally posted by ex-Commie View Post
    You probably speak about a commi building which we haven't dismantled because it gives us nice income from fat and silly American tourists who think it represents Estonia.

    Oh, it's nice to hear that civilized people give you at least some money to get by. There is no shame on feeding on the crumbs falling from the tables of better people.

    Matthew 15:27-28 And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.

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    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
      So, a country of con men, eh?

      YIC
      Like similar that if I fly to NY, take a picture of the French Statue of Liberty, fly back home and think that I have seen America and know all about it.

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      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

        Originally posted by Pagan1 View Post
        Our 'freedom fighters' fought in the German military against Soviets.
        Way to defend your country there pal. So the bad Estonians were Ruskies and the good ones were Nazis?

        Um, OK.

        You people need God. A lot of it. In fact, I think I'm going to ask Pastor Zeke to send me to Estvia before it's too late.

        God will come with me so I'm not afraid. GLORY!
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Way to defend your country there pal. So the bad Estonians were Ruskies and the good ones were Nazis?

          Um, OK.

          You people need God. A lot of it. In fact, I think I'm going to ask Pastor Zeke to send me to Estvia before it's too late.

          God will come with me so I'm not afraid. GLORY!
          Did you read what i said? We fought in the ranks of Nazis because we wanted to stay free. Not that we wanted nazism or communism.

          That's the thing with you ultra-religious people, you only hear what you want to hear and deny anything other. Even if it's a fact.

          Nobody needs "god", because it doesn't exist.
          I'm not against people having faith in something, but this is just crazy.

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          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

            I am from Estonia , as we see i am going to hell , but i watched that banner "Show Jesus how much you love him by liking Landover Baptist Chruch on facebook" , so... if i like it at facebook , i get to heaven? Or i have to move from Estonia also for that?

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            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

              Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
              I am from Estonia , as we see i am going to hell , but i watched that banner "Show Jesus how much you love him by liking Landover Baptist Chruch on facebook" , so... if i like it at facebook , i get to heaven? Or i have to move from Estonia also for that?
              All you can do now is move to Vatican and molest children. That will guarantee a ticket to heaven, bro.

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              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                Originally posted by GrandFatherOfGod
                Hi.
                One of your so called leaders deleted my post and told me to introduce my self or else...


                Well... i'm the grandfather of your god and i'm from Estonia. I'm atheist because it's very strange to name your grandchild to a god and belive that he told and wrote such bullshit.


                If god loves you so much then why he/she let your soldiers be killed in large amounts (D-Day, Iraaq, Afghanistan etc), why he/she let those planes fly into WTC, why did he/she let Titanic to sink etc?


                If you hate communism so much then why did you built monument to Stalin?

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                There's a lot of bad and wrong things in your United States of Anarchy and despite of that you point your fingers to foreign countries and insult their citizens.


                What drugs do you americannibals use? They seem to be very strong
                few more examples...



                *United States
                Las Vegas - Outside Red Square Restaurant, Mandalay Bay Hotel - Headless
                Seattle - Fremont neighborhood (See Statue of Lenin (Seattle))
                Atlantic City, New Jersey - in the Tropicana Casino[15]
                New York City - on top of the Red Square apartment building, E. Houston St. in the East Village[16]

                what is up with that murricans?

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                • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                  Originally posted by Pagan1 View Post
                  All you can do now is move to Vatican and molest children. That will guarantee a ticket to heaven, bro.
                  You'll find no love for papists here, friend!

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                  • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                    Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
                    I am from Estonia , as we see i am going to hell , but i watched that banner "Show Jesus how much you love him by liking Landover Baptist Chruch on facebook" , so... if i like it at facebook , i get to heaven? Or i have to move from Estonia also for that?
                    You also have to follow the 600+ commandments in the Bible.

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                    • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      You'll find no love for papists here, friend!

                      It's all the same to me. All of you molest altarboys, don't you.

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                      • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                        Originally posted by Pagan1 View Post
                        It's all the same to me.
                        Catlicks ARE the same with you. They are as much heathens as pagans, joos, injuns and so on.

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                        • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                          You also have to follow the 600+ commandments in the Bible.

                          If i make sex without marriage ,drink something else than wine (vodka maybe),smoke little pot sometimes...Can i start following them when i am 55 years old or something like that and still get heaven? But i'm going to like that facebook pages right away , and try not to steal and rob... and if i see a gay guy then remind him that god dosen't like him ? + why there is still rainbow in sky when sun comes up , god should make something else there...
                          Thank you for answer.

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                          • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                            Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
                            If i make sex without marriage ,drink something else than wine (vodka maybe),smoke little pot sometimes...Can i start following them when i am 55 years old or something like that and still get heaven? But i'm going to like that facebook pages right away , and try not to steal and rob... and if i see a gay guy then remind him that god dosen't like him ? + why there is still rainbow in sky when sun comes up , god should make something else there...
                            Thank you for answer.
                            Sure, you can take your chances, but Jesus could drop a piano on your head at any moment.

                            Anyway, continuing to sin when you KNOW it's a sin is (you guessed it!) a sin:

                            (James 4:17) "Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin."

                            YiC,

                            Zech
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                            • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                              Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                              Sorry to tell you, but there really is this city called Tallinn. There really also is this old, yet cheap hotel named Meriton Grand conference & spa hotel next to Old Tallinn. Few McDonald's can be found there as well. It appears that you have never been in Tallinn yourself.
                              Old Tallinn? It is a drink, you did know that, right?

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                              • Re: 7 reasons why God hates Estonia

                                Originally posted by Kimuska View Post
                                If i make sex without marriage ,drink something else than wine (vodka maybe),smoke little pot sometimes...Can i start following them when i am 55 years old or something like that and still get heaven? But i'm going to like that facebook pages right away , and try not to steal and rob... and if i see a gay guy then remind him that god dosen't like him ? + why there is still rainbow in sky when sun comes up , god should make something else there...
                                Thank you for answer.
                                Friend, Brother Smyth has already answered your most pressing concern, but let me add a few caveats.

                                First of all, I don't understand the rainbow question... do you think God makes an ad for Apple products when he shows a rainbow? And do you really see one every morning? Too much soap in the air in Estonia?

                                Anyway, the other problem is blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. It can not be forgiven. Whatever you do after that, you are doomed. Yes, doomed.

                                Also: if you happen to be a bastard (do Estonians know their parents?) you are out of luck.

                                Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

                                So, even if your dad, or granny, or their parents etc. were a bastard, you are heading to hell. Sorry. Sounds a bit harsh, but that's how God wants it.

                                Also, if you indulge all the time, it might mean you are a bastard by proxy:

                                Hebrews 12:8 But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

                                So, it's not a simple as you might think.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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