[Denny the Mick]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Oh, dear. Oh dearie dear! I believe that you really need an education about Scotland, and the wealth it has brought to the entire human race. The ignorance I've seen on this site from uneducated, toothless yanks is quite breathtaking, and indeed, I'm still trying to catch my breath because I'm laughing so hard! Yanks don't seem to understand that they're regarded by the rest of the world as being the least educated, most arrogant, and really pretty worthless portion of the human race in existance. Oh, forgive me, I've already said you're ignorant, I didn't mean to bash you over the head with it!

I did think though, that I would do the gracious, generous thing and provide a little bit of education about the SCOTTISH (scotch is a word that fairy Yanks use to describe the imitation Whisky they make because they're too namby pamby to drink the real, manly stuff) contributions to society at large over the years, without which, by the way, YOU would be without electricity, and certainly without "interweb" whatever that is - we have internet (the real thing) over here.

Anyway, we'll start with the discovery of penicillin, which has saved more lives than were lost in all of the wars throughout history (no other countrys invention has saved as many lives), and without which people would still be dying of the most basic illnesses. Antisepsis, without which basic bacterial infections would still kill and maim, and most people would die post operatively, that is if they didn't die of the pain during the operation, as you would still be having to bite down on leather belts without the invention of anaesthetic, also by a Scot.

Awww, hang it, I'll be here all day - I'll just list some of our inventions, otherwise it might take up around 10 pages, our achievements are so great! Here you go!

Penicillin, quinine, cure for scurvy, antisepsis, anaesthetic, adhesive postage stamps, radar defence system, telephones, television, refridgerators, steam engine, iron bridges, macadamised roads, microwave oven, THE UNITED STATES NAVY! (ooh! I couldn't wait to tell you about that one, bet you didn't know that!), polarization of light, paleobiology, breech loading rifle (which helped us wipe the floor with the yanky army during the battle of brandywine in1777), sociology, tubular steel, the telegraph, thermos bottles, sulphuric acid, the steam hammer, logarithms, THE UNITES STATES NAVY! (oh, I already said that. Ah well), the kelvin scale, hypodermic syringes, Hallow'een, geosciences, flailing machines, fax machines, Encyclopaedia Britannica (although it hasn't made any difference to the bastardisation of our language by illiterate yanks), the decimal point, chemical points, pneumatic tyres, colloid chemistry, BUICKS! (did you think they were American? Awwwww, shame!), bakelite, agricultural reaping machine.

Whew! And that isn't anywhere near to being the exhaustive list, but I think it's clear that Scotland has a lot to do with the progression of technology in the world.

As for a man in a kilt? PPHHHHHWWWWOOOOOAAAARRRR!!!! Ask any woman (any real, red blooded, sane woman), and if she says she doesn't find a big, hairy Scotsman in a kilt attractive, call her a liar! Lol! I don't think any of the "men" on here would get that reaction though - the kilt can only be worn by a MAN. And at that, one who is confident in his own masculinity, not some namby pamby, who gets his panties in a twist at the thought that someone might discover, oops! I mean think, that you're, oops again!, I mean, he's gay.

In other words, just incase the syntax there was too complicated for you, methinks thou doth protesteth too much.

And I love God, by the way. I speak to Her every day. And just for the record, I think maybe she has a little crush on oor Billy. And She definitely gets his sense of humour. Maybe it's because She's a Scot as well!

And she's noticed that your jealousy is showing. But then, I can hardly blame you. If I were any of you, I'd be jealous of the Scottish people as well.

Oh, I almost forgot, she told me to tell you to go to hell.

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

It's like saying that because you're American, you're fat, lazy, work-shy, and a drunkard, just like Homer Simpson.

This guy is hilarious! He actually thinks Homer Simpson is a REAL PERSON!!! ...

....HE'S ONLY A CARTOON CHARACTER YOU DRUNKEN SCOTCH MORON!!!!

What a retard!

[goodmorningglasggow]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I saw no question, just a revolting display of scottish pornography.

Pray tell, what about my statement was pornography?

[Wide-Open]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

I saw no question, just a revolting display of scottish pornography.

Indeed Pastor. "Male Upskirts"

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

No, I do know what disgusting means, I was just asking as to which part of my statement you found so "disgusting". Mine was a perfectly reasonable question.

I saw no question, just a revolting display of scottish pornography.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

You don't know what "disgusting" means? You damneable foreigner!

No, I do know what disgusting means, I was just asking as to which part of my statement you found so "disgusting". Mine was a perfectly reasonable question.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

No, seriously. What exactly does that mean?

You don't know what "disgusting" means? You damneable foreigner!

[goodmorningglasggow]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

That was disgusting.

No, seriously. What exactly does that mean?

[goodmorningglasggow]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

That was disgusting.

And...?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Just to let you know, we wear nothing under our kilts. It's like saying that because you're American, you're fat, lazy, work-shy, and a drunkard, just like Homer Simpson, and you all wear suits adorned with the stars and stripes.

Welcome to the land of extreme generalisations - enjoy your stay.

That was disgusting.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Friend,

All men who wear kilts are homosexuals. He was probably wearing a bra, and a tiny lace girlies panties under that kilt. Getting married to a woman proves nothing, most homosexuals hide their true identities. I would be willing to bet that while his 'wife' is safely tucked-up in their AIDS-infested bed, he'll be out prowling the 'gay scene', looking for small rent-boys to sodomise and abuse. The depraved and deviant deathstyle of a fag.

Just to let you know, we wear nothing under our kilts. It's like saying that because you're American, you're fat, lazy, work-shy, and a drunkard, just like Homer Simpson, and you all wear suits adorned with the stars and stripes.

Welcome to the land of extreme generalisations - enjoy your stay.

[goodmorningglasggow]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

If you were looking for any reason to know how much God Hates Scotland, you would only need to look a THIS -

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These people are sick!

Mate, "Revelations" is especially tasty when deep fried, and served with chips and a fritter. It truly warms the soul.

I don't need a reason to hate Scotland - I'm Scottish, and I adore my country, warts and all. I defend it because I love it. Therefore, you are invalid. Ah ha.

Also, my Advanced Higher (pre-University) qualification in English kind of proves that I'm not in that fifth of Scots who are illiterate. Just because you can't read, it doesn't make you a bad person. If you look for bad things in people, well, that makes you pretty bad. You pick on our apparent faults, but the fact still stands that you're somewhat bigoted, and looking for the negatives in a wonderful place.

Just to let you know too, we're not actually sick either, thanks to our free health service and Alexander Fleming, who was nice enough to isolate penicillin for us. You may think we're disgusting, but we're certainly not sick.

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

If you were looking for any reason to know how much God Hates Scotland, you would only need to look a THIS -



These people are sick!

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Dude, I meant the guy in the kilt, not Gerard Butler!

Friend,

All men who wear kilts are homosexuals. He was probably wearing a bra, and a tiny lace girlies panties under that kilt. Getting married to a woman proves nothing, most homosexuals hide their true identities. I would be willing to bet that while his 'wife' is safely tucked-up in their AIDS-infested bed, he'll be out prowling the 'gay scene', looking for small rent-boys to sodomise and abuse. The depraved and deviant deathstyle of a fag.

[Rachel_Pierce]

Re: GOD HATES SCOTLAND !

Well the FACTS don't lie, if a fifth of Scotch kids coming out of Schools can't even read or write. What does that tell you about the adults?

Fifth of Scots have poor literacy


A commission set up to tackle literacy problems in Scottish schools has found almost one in five Scots has difficulty with reading and writing.
The Literacy Commission, which included author Ian Rankin, called for a "zero tolerance" approach to tackling the issue.

The commission made 11 key recommendations aimed at addressing the problem of poor literacy skills.

It said tackling problems caused by deprivation was crucial.
The commission was comprised of leading figures from education, academia, business and culture.

It found that almost one million Scots had problems with literacy in their everyday lives.

It acknowledged that literacy affected people of all ages, but focused its attentions on younger children, as this is the stage at which poor literacy can best be addressed.

The commission found that 18.5% of children in Scotland leave primary school without being functionally literate - some 13,000 youngsters a year.

Evidence from Glasgow illustrated the impact of deprivation on children's development, it said, and the report called for pilot schemes in council areas serving poor communities to offer "continuous and systematic" support for families with young children.

Judith Gillespie, chairwoman of the commission and development manager of the Scottish Parent Teacher Council, said: "There needs to be a zero-tolerance approach to tackling poor literacy and it's time that this problem was effectively addressed.

"This report is huge wake-up call for Scotland. With one in five Scots with literacy problems this mean that thousands of Scots will not reach their full potential and Scotland's ability to compete in business and commerce will also suffer."

"I hope to meet with the commission to discuss their report and consider their recommendations - many of which reflect the aims of the new curriculum to drive up standards of learning and teaching to ensure our young people have the literacy skills they need.

"Our focus on literacy skills starts in the early years and continues right through to lifelong learning. Helping adults improve their literacy abilities is also critical and we are working in partnership with schools, colleges and others to support provision across Scotland."