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  • #31
    Re: God Hates England

    Originally posted by davec1990 View Post
    you lot seriously need to be sectioned.

    i think you're disgusting.

    how do you live with yourselves?

    oh, don't tell me - God.

    You can follow a religion, but you guys take it far too seriously, to the extent where what i would consider you are turning into bullies, calling people "fags" etc, now what would God think of that?
    David dear. You have entered our world when you enter this Forum. Not the drug crazed world that you presently reside.
    Please have the decency to introduce yourself properly.

    Thank You

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #32
      Re: God Hates England

      I'm Dave
      I'm 17
      I'm from Birmingham, the 2nd biggest city in the UK.

      There ya go

      your turn..

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      • #33
        Re: God Hates England

        Originally posted by davec1990 View Post
        I'm Dave
        I'm 17
        I'm from Birmingham, the 2nd biggest city in the UK.

        There ya go

        your turn..
        Want to try that again in the intro section of the forum.
        (2 Peter 3:10)

        But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

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        • #34
          Re: God Hates England

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Here's another example of why God hates England.

          Can you imagine any Godly American Marine acting like this??



          I won't post these revolting photograhs, but the link will allow you to see them if you must. I don't advise it....
          I don't need to imagine, unfortunately.

          No, I don't approve. No, this isn't an attack on America. Merely an observation that the Land of the Free isn't exactly squeaky-clean, however much we'd like it to be.

          Also, my thanks to Brother Temperance for pointing me here.

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          • #35
            Re: God Hates England

            If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.
            Revelation 14:10-11
            The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.

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            • #36
              Re: God Hates England

              Originally posted by indeathislife View Post
              If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.
              Some people claim chimps are our ancestors. Next you'll be telling me that my true ancestors were some darkies from a mudhut in Africa. I've heard it all before. The truth of the matter is I have been washed clean by the Blood of the Lamb and now reside in His favourite country the United States of America. Britain has been overun with drunks and Godless mudslums; of course Christ hates them.

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              • #37
                Re: God Hates England

                Well is history wrong then? Because history says that there were no people in America besides the natives until people came over from Spain and England.

                You know there are a lot of drunks in America, why wouldn't God hate us too? Aren't there any True Christians in England?
                Revelation 14:10-11
                The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.

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                • #38
                  Re: God Hates England

                  Originally posted by indeathislife View Post
                  If God hates England wouldn't he hate Americans too? The English are our ancestors.
                  I'm going to have to ask Brother Werner Kraus and Sister Angela Mankovski about that next time I see them.
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                  • #39
                    Re: God Hates England

                    Originally posted by indeathislife View Post
                    [...] Aren't there any True Christians in England?
                    There are a few True Christian™ missionaries who take their lives in their hands for the Glory of God. Whereas in Britain there is about one doctor per 6000, there is only about one missionary per 1,000,000. We attempt to send more but postings are considered arduous and are only for the experienced.

                    Rates of Brits turning to the Light are low as most of the Brits are illiterate with attention spans of less than 10 seconds at the end of which they just seem to start talking about “Big Brother”, “Deal or No Deal” or those 2 Geordie thieves, “Ant and Dek”.

                    Brits do not help themselves by being unable to speak American (most speak only Polish, Lithuanian or Indian) or read anything that does not have lewd pictures of young, scantily clad women and a headline saying, “Drunk Gazza Shags The Queen.”

                    Personal hygiene is another concern; teeth that do not have an edging of green are considered abnormal, fat sweaty women with badly spelled tattoos abound and fresh clothes are considered a sign of sodomy amongst the men.
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • #40
                      Re: God Hates England

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Fat sweaty women with badly spelled tattoos abound.
                      This is tough to imagine, brother Bathfire. Are the tattoos misspelled purposely? Or does the 'artist' foul up the customer's message? Or does the customer insist on some alternate spelling? I'm already trying to avoid reading any more tattoos for fear of seeing one of these.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • #41
                        Re: God Hates England

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        This is tough to imagine, brother Bathfire. Are the tattoos misspelled purposely? Or does the 'artist' foul up the customer's message? Or does the customer insist on some alternate spelling? I'm already trying to avoid reading any more tattoos for fear of seeing one of these.
                        Regrettably, Brother Nobar, the 'artist' and the 'customer' are all too often one and the same, with the tattoos being done under the self-administered anesthetic of cheap cider.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • #42
                          Re: God Hates England

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Hmmm... while we must certainly remain vigilant against all examples of secularist bigotry and persecution directed against decent Christians, I can't help feeling that there's more to this story than meets the eye. It mentions a "Polish and Eastern European Christian Family Centre" - I'm sorry, but that is just flat-out ridiculous. Christ is simply unknown in Eastern Europe. The Slavs are nothing but a backwards mess of Commies, anarchists, trolls and similar scum.
                          You know, that's absolutely fascinating. With 85 ish% of the United States claiming to be Christians, you'd think that we'd excel at everything moral.

                          But, alas. The truth of the matter is that those 'godless backwards Europeans' (at least in Western Europe), live longer lives, with less murder, less rape, higher education, higher literacy rates, less poverty, less alcoholism, and less pollution, and all the while they're so much skinnier than us!

                          I don't know how they managed it without the word of Jesus!

                          Oh that's right, I know how, secular intellectualism. Religion doesn't solve problems, it just makes them.

                          By the Way, American isn't a language. I just came from England a few weeks ago, visiting a friend. They speak English very well, thank you.

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                          • #43
                            Re: God Hates England

                            Originally posted by LoganJ View Post
                            But, alas. The truth of the matter is that those 'godless backwards Europeans' (at least in Western Europe),

                            Ah, statistics can be tortured to confess to anything. “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.”
                            -- St. Augustine (354-430)

                            live longer lives,
                            Is the life of a man to be measured in days alone? “WE brought nothing into this world, neither may we carry anything out of this world. The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. Even as it hath pleased the Lord, so cometh things to pass: blessed be the name of the Lord.” 1 Tim. 6,

                            The value of a life is measured in the goodness of True Christianity and the amount of holiness and love left behind in this vale of tears that is our mortal life.

                            Did Our Savior not temporarily died at the tender age of 33years?


                            with less murder,
                            and what exactly is this “murder”? Is it not written that adulterers, homersexyools, whoremongers, worshippers of false gods, etc., etc., shall be put to death? And would a godless European do this Godly deed? No, for any faith that they have is weak and watery.

                            less rape,
                            Now we come to the European definition of rape – I read somewhere that for a charge to be proven, it has to be witnessed by 2 independent men – which seems fair. And in any case European women are shameless hussies who fornicate like rabbits on coke – a Christian man would not look at most of them.

                            higher education,
                            But what education? Did they count women who need not be educated? Did they measure the amount of Bible study?

                            higher literacy rates,
                            I’m at a loss here, the site says the USA has 99% literacy (the rest being mongs and crips) Are you saying that these creatures can read KJV 1611 withgout difficulty? Or write the deathless prose of C.H Spurgeon? I laugh in your face!

                            less poverty,
                            Did not The Lord Himself advise that it is wrong to lay up treasure upon Earth?

                            This is just wrong. Look at the stats again. If you ask a European what his childhood was like, he’ll tell you that he can’t remember because he was drunk.
                            less pollution,
                            I see there is no source for this – “What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence”

                            and all the while they're so much skinnier than us!
                            Yes, I send food parcels to starving and emaciated friends in Europe.


                            You sir have been seduced by the Devil! Repent and seek Christ!
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #44
                              Re: God Hates England

                              Is there any wonder that God hates England with stories like THIS?

                              Police force 'consulted warlock over horse plaiting'

                              A police force has consulted a "warlock" in an attempt to unravel a spate of mysterious incidents of horses having their manes plaited.

                              Owners in west Dorset and the surrounding counties had believed that thieves plaited the manes of the beasts to identify which ones to steal when they returned at night.

                              But police officers investigating the incidents said there had been no thefts, and instead their enquiries led to the world of pagan ritual.

                              It is now believed that the practice is a part of white witch "knot magick" that is used when a spell is cast.

                              It seems those responsible to go extreme lengths at night to carry out their plaiting as horses have had their manes knotted on nights of high wind and rain.

                              And some of those targeted have been in fields surrounded by electric fences, miles from anywhere.

                              It is not known exactly how many horses have been targeted but at least a dozen are known to have had the treatment.

                              Horse owner Harriet Laurie from Bridport in Dorset, a member of the Shipton Riding Club, said: "I'm not really sure what is going on.

                              "Among horsey folk there is divided opinion. Some people believe it is just the wind that blows the mane into sort of plaits.

                              "But when one of my horse's manes was plaited it took me some time to unpick and the wind had whipped it into a sort of dreadlock, but underneath was a three strands neatly plaited.

                              "It is most bizarre and one horse that was done is very hard to catch and very flighty and was wearing a full rug. The plait was down by the withers so it's hard to see how the wind could have done it.

                              "It is most confusing and it is worrying horse owners. I am web mistress for the riding club's website and I've had a lot of people ask what's going on.

                              "Some have mentioned satanic ritual and others that this is what gypsies do to identify horses they later want to come back a steal.

                              "What ever it is there is a lot of fear and anxiety. I know of about 12 horses that have had it done.

                              "There doesn't seem to be any pattern, but we'd love to get to the bottom of it."

                              PC Tim Poole, who has investigated the incidents, said: "We can't completely rule out the possibility of theft.

                              "We did have intelligence from Avon and Somerset police that it is a gypsy trick, which it may or may not have been.

                              "But we have some very good information from a warlock that this is part of a white magic ritual and is to do with "knot magick".

                              "It would appear that for people of this belief, knot magick is used when they want to cast a spell.

                              "Some of the gods they worship have a strong connection to horses so if they have a particular request, plaiting this knot in a horse's mane lends strength to the request.

                              "The fact that this rash of plaiting coincides with one of their ceremonial times of year adds weight to the theory.

                              "This warlock said it is a benign activity, albeit maybe a bit distressing for the horse owner."

                              However, pagan witch Phil Robinson said pagans could not be involved.

                              He said: "Some people play at Satanism and this may be related to people messing about, but it is worrying if people think it is related to paganism - we have a bad enough press as it is."
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #45
                                Re: God Hates England

                                I saw that badly spelled phrase, "knot magick", so I looked into it.

                                This is from a book from The Closed Library of The Damned at Landover Christian University. (Admission by appointment with a Senior Pastor only – no women, children or Darkies)
                                Knot magic is another relatively simple method, which can be used alone or in combination with other methods. Generally, in knot magic you have to do the following: choose the color and length of your cord. Determine what cord you will use, a disposable one or a reusable one. Select the energy of nature or deities, to which you apply. The knot magic usually uses red, white or black cords (colors of ancient goddess worship), a length of about 30-40 cm. After using the cord, you must give it to another person for whom you casted the spell for or get rid of the knot by yourself (burn or bury in the ground). Of course, you can experiment with any color or shade of the rainbow, the choice is up to you.

                                Knot magic has a special procedure for "charging"- it is when you charge every knot you make while casting a particular spell or singing a song. Afterwards, you must tie the knot tightly, making the tie look like an equilateral cross, and blurring oil on it. Further knot fate depends on the intentions of your work. If you want to get rid of negative energy or emotion, to immediately bury the power away from home, or burn, and if you concentrate at healing and bringing desired things closer to you, leave the cord with you until you do not fulfill your goal. You relieve this spell by painting in the sky above the five-star pentagram and imagine how the magic goes out. As with any other work of magic, you must first accurately articulate its goal, and then a personal way of success. By tying knots, you get concentrated this way.

                                While doing this, you can say the following:

                                This knot is the first case. This second knot connects with fate. This third knot catches the power within. The fourth is thickening, the fifth gives direction, the sixth revives, the seventh returns. This eight knot was no one's, but is now mine. This ninth knot no one will be guilty.”
                                The ludicrous stupidity of this wicker garbage is visible for all to see. As if tying up a piece of string will have any affect whatsoever on anything other than the string!


                                Isaiah (5:18) says, "Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope."

                                And did not Henderson in his commentary say: "The meaning is that the persons described were not satisfied with ordinary modes of provoking the Deity, and the consequent ordinary approach of his vengeance, but, as it were, yoked themselves in the harness of iniquity, and, putting forth all their strength, drew down upon themselves, with accelerated speed, the load of punishment which their sins deserved."

                                Englandistan is going back to the Dark Ages and rejecting the Light that is Christ!
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                                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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