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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #31
    Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

    I slept at a Holiday Inn!!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Old Iron Crotch
      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #32
      Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I slept at a Holiday Inn!!

      Bully for you.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Seeker
        Thank you Pastor Pistle!
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2007
        • 966

        #33
        Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

        Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
        I have a question for the Pastors.

        Sirs, while I want to ensure that my Daddy (and when my man gets back from Iraq, him) eat a proper man's meal, is it proper, do y'all think, if I were to cook plenty of manly steaks and meat dishes, but in a way that had low fat?

        Is it proper for a True Christian lady to be concerned about the weight of her menfolk? Please do advise me here, I ain't sure if I should be punished for thinking of buying that George Foreman grill.
        Forgive me for offering my advice. A man does not need to eat a cow everyday. The older they get, the less Iron they need. Not good for the health to eat that much beef. I suppose grilling is best though.

        I think you are only showing your Christian duty by taking care of your man and his needs. The cooking is our department. You want a healthy man and a Dad, don't you? You should feed them fish a couple times a week to insure plenty of Omega-3's in their diet. This will ward off a ton of health problems. Just don't buy from factories. Mercury.

        Don't buy that George Foreman grill. If you got a gas stove(my best friend) just buy one of those 20 dollar grill pans. They do wonders.

        Don't forget the veggies! Roast them with EVOO and garlic, add a green leafy salad. Yummy. Can't go wrong with the Mediterranean diet. Don't forget the fiber. 2 fruits a day. They will love you for this. And be nice and bake them an Apple pie once in awhile.

        ETA- there is also a few other sources for Omega's, but I figured they wanted the meat. :p

        If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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        • Old Iron Crotch
          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
          • May 2007
          • 3056

          #34
          Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          Here's one of my hit new recipes:

          Bacon Cups! They are wrapped around a cupcake tin and baked. These are a hit at any party whether filled with ice cream or chili con carne.

          Bacon with ice cream?
          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #35
            Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Your closed minded insular perspective has failed you once again:

            You can have my share.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #36
              Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

              If I could I would ban you for messing up a perfectly good thread AGAIN. What's wrong with you? Why do you have to spoil the fun for everybody? Do you ever have a positive contribution to make, or are you just a dammed mosquito?

              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22855

                #37
                Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                You can have my share.
                joo-ish eh?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #38
                  Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  joo-ish eh?

                  No - I actually like bacon - if I can find organic. But the combination of bacon and ice cream just doesn't sound very appetizing.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #39
                    Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                    So stop going on and on about how open minded and all accepting you are. You're just as judgmental as the next person.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #40
                      Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      So stop going on and on about how open minded and all accepting you are. You're just as judgmental as the next person.

                      Not liking a particular food is not being judgemental - it would be judgmental of me if I said that you were a bad person because you eat bacon with ice cream.
                      If you want to eat bacon with ice cream, that's fine with me - Bon appetit!
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #41
                        Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                        Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                        Not liking a particular food is not being judgemental - it would be judgmental of me if I said that you were a bad person because you eat bacon with ice cream.
                        If you want to eat bacon with ice cream, that's fine with me - Bon appetit!
                        BS
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                          Christ's Guardian
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #42
                          Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                          You really are a man's dream come true. I hope to taste your delectable delights soon.
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22855

                            #43
                            Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                            Originally posted by Dancing With Myself View Post
                            Honestly, you will gain like 20 pounds after that meal and I've studied nutrition!


                            GENTLEMEN! THIS IS ABSURD!
                            Complete fiction - you'd probably gain that but for a couple who regularly partake of vigorous exercise, this is a mere snack.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Orelia
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 32

                              #44
                              Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                              Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                              Well now, that's just taking things too far. A woman working on a car, that's just ridiculous.
                              Oh I know cars may look intimidating at first for anyone who knows nothing about them! But trust me its not that complicated after all really!
                              You just need to learn a little thats all, but the mechanism of a car is really not that complex, you just need to know what part is which and what they do and the you can find the problem without too much of a fuss! Changing tires is real easy too once you how to do it! I know how to do many repairs on cars, of course I'm not a mechanic so I can't solve EVERYTHING, but my father taught me the basics and essentials to make sure I would know how to fix things if I ever I got stuck somewhere along the road on my own! Better to be on the safe side than have regrets later!

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                              • Orelia
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Jun 2008
                                • 32

                                #45
                                Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking!

                                (ahhhhhhhhh sorry for all the typing mistakes! I tend to write a tad too quickly! )

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