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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #1

    I'm not sure how to ask this, but

    I'm single and I won't allow the kids from school into my study to clean. They cook and clean everything else as part of their new lifestyle for Jesus. Anyway ladies, my keyboard is getting dirty and it looks like I'll need to clean it myself. I've whacked it a few time and the crumbs and stuff fall out, but what's the best way to scrub the keys?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22847

    #2
    Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

    Brother Eliot, is this question not going to be a little technical for the Ladies of Landover? After all, it does involve a slight knowledge of actual computer parts.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

      Just throw it out and buy a new one. They're pretty cheap.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

        Then the gypsies will pick it out and who knows what they'll do with it.
        Maybe a toothbrush and some dishwashing soap?

        They could scrape the DNA off of it and plant it at some grisly murder scene where they've killed parents to steal babies!
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

          Have you considered using a plastic keyboard protector? They will extend the life of your component. I have them on my carpets and sofas, and they look like they were bought yesterday.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • eliot mayfield
            God Squad
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 9324

            #6
            Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            Have you considered using a plastic keyboard protector? They will extend the life of your component. I have them on my carpets and sofas, and they look like they were bought yesterday.

            That's a good idea. I hate to throw away something that still works, that's like shooting a good hunting dog before it's quite too old.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Palmer C. Eldrich
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              Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
               
              • Mar 2008
              • 349

              #7
              Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

              From what I hear, you might need this add-on keyboard from Microsoft. Viva apple!
              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #8
                Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

                Brother Eliot, when one of the ladies at The Monthly Visitor has a . . . er, spill, I just put the keyboard in the dishwasher, then make sure to let it dry for a few days before plugging it back in.
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                • eliot mayfield
                  God Squad
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9324

                  #9
                  Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  Brother Eliot, when one of the ladies at The Monthly Visitor has a . . . er, spill, I just put the keyboard in the dishwasher, then make sure to let it dry for a few days before plugging it back in.
                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Brother Eliot, is this question not going to be a little technical for the Ladies of Landover? After all, it does involve a slight knowledge of actual computer parts.

                  You were right
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

                    I thought a little bit about your problem and I think you might be able to use these products:
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • eliot mayfield
                      God Squad
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 9324

                      #11
                      Re: I'm not sure how to ask this, but

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      I thought a little bit about your problem and I think you might be able to use these products:
                      Looks like get off is more what I need to use.
                      Matthew:
                      5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                      5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                      10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                      10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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