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  • Madame Frottage
    Forum Member
    • Jan 2025
    • 188

    #1

    When a coochie queefs it smells like a rose

    Now ladies, now that there's no men around, we can talk about the things that matter.

    Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
    "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1]

    Does it not feel our women parts improve with age? This verse reminds me of a passage from the Rubiyat of Omar Khyam.

    Iram indeed is gone with all its Rose,
    And Jamshyd's Sev'n-ring'd Cup where no one knows;
    But still the Vine her ancient Ruby yields,
    And still a Garden by the Water blows.


    Perhaps dear Omar was plagiarizing from God, nonetheless, my ancient ruby is a jewel, that blows the sweetest rosie fragments now that it's performed the sacred duty of birthing my sweet Quincy. You must understand, in Quebec, we are more freer releasing our feminine energy into the winds. I know some ladies here may be tight lipped about such matters, but you cannot surpress what is meant to be. Hold it in, and womb will belch the most fowl of stenches, stronger than the mackerel in Baffin Bay.

    So lets join in, and praise the Virgin Mother, rejoice! For womanhood! And project our feminine energies towards the firmament, so that Jesus will peak from beyond the clouds and smile and say, "ahhhhhh..."

    Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
    "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1
  • MitzaLizalor
    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 14522

    #2
    However you're defining / NOT A VIRGIN \ and there could be many definitions, being a mother must be at the top of the list.

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    • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
      An old soul
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 5052

      #3
      Some days I miss Ponce.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12870

        #4
        Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
        Some days I miss Ponce.
        I'm with you, Dr. Toole. A while back we had young women and each had a "Pa." Now we have porn. I'm going to talk with the church higher ups.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22378

          #5
          Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
          Some days I miss Ponce.
          Who is Ponce?

          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Madame Frottage
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2025
            • 188

            #6
            For Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack, this has become a sausage party. Don't the men have a hunting den?
            Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
            "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1

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            • Madame Frottage
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2025
              • 188

              #7
              I'm not surprised though. Besides blueberry tarte au sucre, a frangrant cooch always brings the men to the yard.
              Song of Solomon 4:16-6:3
              "Awake, O north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, that its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to his garden and eat its choicest fruits." [1

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