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  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #16
    Re: Blessed to be blonde

    And do we hate homers, yes we do.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: Blessed to be blonde

      I was married to a dago for 20 years, a hairy lip is the least of the problems. My wife would not shave her legs or arm pit area from fall until spring! It was like sleeping with an ape.

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      • Justin Z
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 130

        #18
        Re: Blessed to be blonde

        I think some (religious) military leader should forcibly make a race of blond hair blue eyed people as a tribute for being like Jesus! Kill all that doesn't fit that description.

        Whatever means necessary.

        With this new world we should have a "World capitol"

        Germany or the u.s would be good choices.

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        • Phebe Carlyle
          GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
          Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 2604

          #19
          Re: Blessed to be blonde

          Originally posted by Justin Z View Post
          I think some (religious) military leader should forcibly make a race of blond hair blue eyed people as a tribute for being like Jesus! Kill all that doesn't fit that description.

          Whatever means necessary.

          With this new world we should have a "World capitol"

          Germany or the u.s would be good choices.
          I think that is a fantastic idea JustinZ and so much so, I am rushing out right now to grab myself some hair color: Clairol 191 "aryan alabaster"

          YIC,

          Mrs.P.Wintersnow




          There's Jesus here,
          Just see what He offers me....
          Down here my sins forgiven,
          Up there a home in heaven
          Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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          • Larry Lee
            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
            True Christian™ Theologian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 4464

            #20
            Re: Blessed to be blonde

            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
            If I may pip in here Pastor Ezekiel.

            The plan was going great guns while the great man John Howard was our Prime Minister. He and your lovely former President; Mr GW Bush had such a great relationship and rapport. Now however such things seem to be on the back-burner as PM KRUDD (by name and nature) seems to be cozying up to the chinks. It's going to be Tokyo Rose and Hanoi Jane and probably now Shangai Suzy all over again!

            I cannot wait until we get a GOOD Conservative leader back in office to put an end to all this rot and nonsense.

            YIC,

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
            I'm very impressed. It's not many women who command your understanding of International politics. Still, I hope you didn't acquire your knowledge at the expense of your vacuuming skills, did you?
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            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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            • Warner S. Davidson
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 586

              #21
              Re: Blessed to be blonde

              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
              I think that is a fantastic idea JustinZ and so much so, I am rushing out right now to grab myself some hair color: Clairol 191 "aryan alabaster"

              YIC,

              Mrs.P.Wintersnow
              You will look very fetching Mrs Wintersnow

              It should be noted that this is the mandatory type of hair colour for True Christian™ ladies who live in the prestigious areas of Toorak & South Yarra in Melbourne.

              In these Godly suburbs reside many captains of industry, bankers, property developers, Mining Magnates, and stock brokers etc. all hard working True Christians™ with well groomed True Christian™ wives all blond and driving Mercedes Benz, BMW's. Statesman's (Australian Cadillac!!) or Hummers as you would expect from your higher quality / Platinum Tither True Christian™

              I think you would look and would feel right at home residing there and you would be in a much better position to effectively serve Jesus

              Just a thought Mrs Wintersnow
              2 Samuel 22:31

              As for God, His way is perfect;
              The word of the LORD is proven;
              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #22
                Re: Blessed to be blonde

                Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                I'm very impressed. It's not many women who command your understanding of International politics. Still, I hope you didn't acquire your knowledge at the expense of your vacuuming skills, did you?
                According to Revered Osborn she is quite handy with a vacuum. He came out of this one on one prayer study with Mrs. P Wintersnow with this BIG smile on his face and told me that she "can suck it up like a hoover." It is good to see we have such a good community of morally sober folks who take care of each other.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                Hot Must ReadThreads!


                Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #23
                  Re: Blessed to be blonde

                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                  I'm very impressed. It's not many women who command your understanding of International politics. Still, I hope you didn't acquire your knowledge at the expense of your vacuuming skills, did you?
                  Dear Brother Larry,

                  Well, gee... thank you kind sir.

                  As a True Christian™, I have to keep a keen eye on what is happening in the secular world around me, because that is the only way we can tackle the threat of satan head on. As a widow, I don't have a husband to inform me as to what's going on so therefore I have to be alert and very much alarmed at all times.

                  I am pleased to advise you that my domestic skills are never hampered and I can assure you that I suck, and suck hard, just as every True Christian™ woman does. My Hoover is constantly getting a workout!

                  As Bobby Joe stated, Rev. Jim is testimony to my dusting and fluffing skills and he certainly does always leave my place with a smile on his face.

                  I do hope that clarifies things for you, Brother Larry.

                  YIC,

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #24
                    Re: Blessed to be blonde

                    Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                    You will look very fetching Mrs Wintersnow

                    It should be noted that this is the mandatory type of hair colour for True Christian™ ladies who live in the prestigious areas of Toorak & South Yarra in Melbourne.

                    In these Godly suburbs reside many captains of industry, bankers, property developers, Mining Magnates, and stock brokers etc. all hard working True Christians™ with well groomed True Christian™ wives all blond and driving Mercedes Benz, BMW's. Statesman's (Australian Cadillac!!) or Hummers as you would expect from your higher quality / Platinum Tither True Christian™

                    I think you would look and would feel right at home residing there and you would be in a much better position to effectively serve Jesus

                    Just a thought Mrs Wintersnow
                    My apologies Mr Davidson,

                    I did not see your comment until now.

                    As you can see, I have blonded my hair. It has not gone a light as I originally anticipated it would, but as I was going from dark brunette to blonde, I have been told it will take several dyings before I get to the desired shade.

                    I have also looked into going down to Melbourne to live, to share the love of The Lord, but I am quite content here on the Gold Coast in my water-front apartment. I suppose I like routine and at least up here, I know it will remain the same season for 24 hours. Remember, my aim here is to get those scantily-clad night-clubbing whores out of the clubs and into the Church, so that they too can rest in the bosom of Jesus, and be embraced by the Pastor.

                    Toorak & Sth Yarra however sounds mighty tempting and you make a very valid point as to the Platinum Tithers there en-mass. Why should all their money go to Hillsong (satanists)Churches when it can come to a True™ House of God: an affiliate of LBC. You never know Mr Davidson, with such a viable suggestions coming from your way, you just may get a Hummer yourself!

                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Warner S. Davidson
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 586

                      #25
                      Re: Blessed to be blonde

                      Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                      My apologies Mr Davidson,

                      I did not see your comment until now.

                      As you can see, I have blonded my hair. It has not gone a light as I originally anticipated it would, but as I was going from dark brunette to blonde, I have been told it will take several dyings before I get to the desired shade.

                      I have also looked into going down to Melbourne to live, to share the love of The Lord, but I am quite content here on the Gold Coast in my water-front apartment. I suppose I like routine and at least up here, I know it will remain the same season for 24 hours. Remember, my aim here is to get those scantily-clad night-clubbing whores out of the clubs and into the Church, so that they too can rest in the bosom of Jesus, and be embraced by the Pastor.

                      Toorak & Sth Yarra however sounds mighty tempting and you make a very valid point as to the Platinum Tithers there en-mass. Why should all their money go to Hillsong (satanists)Churches when it can come to a True™ House of God: an affiliate of LBC. You never know Mr Davidson, with such a viable suggestions coming from your way, you just may get a Hummer yourself!

                      YIC,

                      Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
                      Thank your for the response Mrs Wintersnow. I understand your views on our Melbourne weather as compared to the Gold Coast.

                      May I add that you new avatar certainly is certainly fetching and your new blonde look is appealing and it is suitably sophisticted and in step with your key roles within LBC (And is also very, very becoming of a True Christian™ lady - It is all Jesus' plan I believe)
                      2 Samuel 22:31

                      As for God, His way is perfect;
                      The word of the LORD is proven;
                      He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #26
                        Re: Blessed to be blonde

                        Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                        Thank your for the response Mrs Wintersnow. I understand your views on our Melbourne weather as compared to the Gold Coast.

                        May I add that you new avatar certainly is certainly fetching and your new blonde look is appealing and it is suitably sophisticted and in step with your key roles within LBC (And is also very, very becoming of a True Christian™ lady - It is all Jesus' plan I believe)
                        You are more than welcome Mr Davidson.

                        Thank you also for the lovely comments. Gee even a gal of my years has to keep up with the times as far as hairstyles go. I was wary however to take heed of Paul's comments in his letter to Corinthians: 1 Cor 11:6 as well as
                        1 Timothy 2:9-15 and 2 Timothy 4:4. I also thought too of the good old saying: "the higher the hair the closer to God", so I met a fine compromise.

                        I have noticed much change in you since you sent your slutty wife out to the curb. Your attention appears to me to be truly for The Lord's work and I must say I am quite impressed by your new-found dedication. Have you ever thought of attending Theology College?

                        YIC,

                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

                        Comment

                        • Warner S. Davidson
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 586

                          #27
                          Re: Blessed to be blonde

                          The positive and insperational influence and affirmations that I am exposed to from the Elders and Pastors of the LBC have made it much easier than I thought. Combined with the power of Jesus anything is possible

                          It should be noted that you yourself have had a very positive influence on me in my quest to reverse my sinful ways

                          If someday I can be worthy of being called a True Christian(tm) I would like too seek a Pie Making, House Keeping, Prayer Closet polishing True Christian(tm) lady

                          Perhaps you may know such an available lady and if you do would you kindly let me know???
                          2 Samuel 22:31

                          As for God, His way is perfect;
                          The word of the LORD is proven;
                          He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                          • Sister Charli
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 1590

                            #28
                            Re: Blessed to be blonde

                            Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                            Remember, my aim here is to get those scantily-clad night-clubbing whores out of the clubs and into the Church, so that they too can rest in the bosom of Jesus, and be embraced by the Pastor.
                            <snip>

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
                            Not to mention the GC meter maids and AFL players.

                            2 Chronicles 7:14
                            14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                            • Orly Owl
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 2

                              #29
                              Re: Blessed to be blonde

                              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                              Indeed Sister.
                              Jesus truly does Bless Blond, Blue Eyed Christian Americans like ourselves.

                              We are Truly Blessed.
                              wow that sounds stolen from Hitler.

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                              • Warner S. Davidson
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 586

                                #30
                                Re: Blessed to be blonde

                                Originally posted by Orly Owl View Post
                                wow that sounds stolen from Hitler.
                                Don't be ridiculous Hitler wasn't American...........Sister Talitha is American so how could you possibly attempt to link the two

                                Sounds like you are a little envious of the articulation of Sister Talitha's very salient observation
                                2 Samuel 22:31

                                As for God, His way is perfect;
                                The word of the LORD is proven;
                                He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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