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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070
    #1

    Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

    I was chatting with a friend the other day and the topic of menstruation came up. She told me her priest was no longer accepting turtles or pigeons as described in Leviticus.

    I was wondering have any of you other ladies had similar problems.

    Would she still be considered unclean because she was unable take two turtles or pigeons to the priest.

    Leviticus 15
    28 But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
    29 And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
    30 And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
    Tags: menstruation, pigeons, turtles
    • Kris M
      Unsaved trash, demonworshiper
      • Sep 2010
      • 43
      #2
      Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

      I thought LBC had pastors, not priests...
      2 Thessalonians 2:15
      15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339
          #3
          Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

          Originally posted by Kris M View Post
          I thought LBC had pastors, not priests...
          Her friend is a Cot-O-Lick.
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            • Annie1
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              Forum Member
              • Aug 2010
              • 132
              #4
              Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

              We have no issues with this at our church. After unclean time ma and I always bring pigeons in.
              Girls for God

              Ephesians 5:22

              Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22878
                  #5
                  Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                  Originally posted by Kris M View Post
                  I thought LBC had pastors, not priests...
                  In KJV1611, 'priest' is symbolic and generic of any man chosen by God to lead a congregation spiritually. Naturally, it is really specific to Baptists and is reflected in the New Testament's reference to True Christians™ as "sheep". Also:

                  Pastor (n) mid-13c., "shepherd," also "spiritual guide, shepherd of souls" (late 14c.), from O.Fr. pastur "herdsman, shepherd" (12c.), from L. pastorem (nom. pastor) "shepherd," from pastus, pp. of pascere "to lead to pasture, graze," from PIE base *pa- "to tend, keep, pasture, feed, guard" (see food). The spiritual sense was in Church Latin (cf. Gregory's "Cura Pastoralis"). The verb in the Christian sense is from 1872.

                  It is shameful that the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome, chooses to call his satanic minions, "priests" they are quite the opposite!

                  And now if we could get back to Turtles and pigeons...
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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339
                      #6
                      Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      In KJV1611, 'priest' is symbolic and generic of any man chosen by God to lead a congregation spiritually. Naturally, it is really specific to Baptists and is reflected in the New Testament's reference to True Christians™ as "sheep". Also:

                      Pastor (n) mid-13c., "shepherd," also "spiritual guide, shepherd of souls" (late 14c.), from O.Fr. pastur "herdsman, shepherd" (12c.), from L. pastorem (nom. pastor) "shepherd," from pastus, pp. of pascere "to lead to pasture, graze," from PIE base *pa- "to tend, keep, pasture, feed, guard" (see food). The spiritual sense was in Church Latin (cf. Gregory's "Cura Pastoralis"). The verb in the Christian sense is from 1872.

                      It is shameful that the Anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome, chooses to call his satanic minions, "priests" they are quite the opposite!

                      And now if we could get back to Turtles and pigeons...

                      You think Zekie Boy would like being called a priest?
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78555
                          #7
                          Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          You think Zekie Boy would like being called a priest?
                          It's better than what you'll be called down in hell, noodlebrain.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Kris M
                              Unsaved trash, demonworshiper
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 43
                              #8
                              Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              You think Zekie Boy would like being called a priest?

                              Uh oh... here comes the angry mob...
                              2 Thessalonians 2:15
                              15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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                                • Lisa H
                                  Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jun 2010
                                  • 5070
                                  #9
                                  Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                                  Originally posted by Kris M View Post

                                  Uh oh... here comes the angry mob...
                                  So you have problems with comprehension. Perhaps you may want to explain what you are babbling on about.
                                  Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                  Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                  Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                  Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                  Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                  Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                                    • Kris M
                                      Unsaved trash, demonworshiper
                                      • Sep 2010
                                      • 43
                                      #10
                                      Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                      So you have problems with comprehension. Perhaps you may want to explain what you are babbling on about.
                                      Just something Jo Freddie said...
                                      Nothing to worry about.
                                      2 Thessalonians 2:15
                                      15 Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.

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                                        • Jo Freddie
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                                          • Apr 2009
                                          • 6339
                                          #11
                                          Re: Menstruation: Turtles & Pigeons

                                          Originally posted by Kris M View Post
                                          Just something Jo Freddie said...
                                          Nothing to worry about.
                                          I understand what you meant, don't too hard on Lisa she does have many problems to deal with in life, things are not easy for her.
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