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Women across* the world have drummed up a newfangled liberal term called Birth Rape. Apparently, if a doctor slaps an unwed mother and calls her a slut he is assaulting her. In civilized Christian society we would applaud the doctor for showing the whore her behavior is unacceptable. Sadly, this is Lib-Tard World. Read the rest of this post on an empty stomach because the liberalism gets rather nauseating.
If a doctor touches a woman in an "inappropriate manner" whilst her legs are spread in stirrups, the doctor is molesting her against her will. Why would a woman have her legs spread in front of a man for ANY purpose other than a desire for sex? This Birth Rape thing is just another excuse for a woman to engage in illicit sex and then cry foul to get her off the hook.
Ladies, this is why it's best to give birth in a dark secluded area away from anyone who might see your bloody and swollen mommy cave as something enticing. I myself gave birth to all but one of my spawn in my menstrual hut. The last one was the exception because things happened so fast I was only able to crawl under the house. (My Godly Husband was pleased I was under the kitchen and not his study.)
Here are some tips for a good Christian delivery:
Remember, the sinfulness of Eve blighted the whole birthing experience for all of us. Birth is supposed to be as painful as possible. Avoid any drugs or satanic breathing techniques to wiggle your way out of it.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Women most likely don't have souls, but luckily for us God created a loophole. We may be saved by bearing our Husbands children.
1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
A few other useful tips:
Buy a pair of scissors and salad spoons. Keep them with you when the time draws near.
A rag to shove in your mouth is also a good idea. You don't want your screams and wails to reach your poor Husband's ears from across the yard.
Remember you will be unclean after giving birth. If you have a son you will only be unclean for a week.
Leviticus 12:2
Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.
A girl is always more problematic in every aspect of life, newborns not withstanding. Having a girl equals longer unclean time.
Leviticus 12:5
But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
In conclusion I wish you all long and painful deliveries so you may please God and your Husbands.
*Across. Not around. The Earth is flat as we all know.
If a doctor touches a woman in an "inappropriate manner" whilst her legs are spread in stirrups, the doctor is molesting her against her will. Why would a woman have her legs spread in front of a man for ANY purpose other than a desire for sex? This Birth Rape thing is just another excuse for a woman to engage in illicit sex and then cry foul to get her off the hook.
Ladies, this is why it's best to give birth in a dark secluded area away from anyone who might see your bloody and swollen mommy cave as something enticing. I myself gave birth to all but one of my spawn in my menstrual hut. The last one was the exception because things happened so fast I was only able to crawl under the house. (My Godly Husband was pleased I was under the kitchen and not his study.)
Here are some tips for a good Christian delivery:
Remember, the sinfulness of Eve blighted the whole birthing experience for all of us. Birth is supposed to be as painful as possible. Avoid any drugs or satanic breathing techniques to wiggle your way out of it.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Women most likely don't have souls, but luckily for us God created a loophole. We may be saved by bearing our Husbands children.
1 Timothy 2:15
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
A few other useful tips:
Buy a pair of scissors and salad spoons. Keep them with you when the time draws near.
A rag to shove in your mouth is also a good idea. You don't want your screams and wails to reach your poor Husband's ears from across the yard.
Remember you will be unclean after giving birth. If you have a son you will only be unclean for a week.
Leviticus 12:2
Speak unto the children of Israel, saying, If a woman have conceived seed, and born a man child: then she shall be unclean seven days; according to the days of the separation for her infirmity shall she be unclean.
A girl is always more problematic in every aspect of life, newborns not withstanding. Having a girl equals longer unclean time.
Leviticus 12:5
But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days.
In conclusion I wish you all long and painful deliveries so you may please God and your Husbands.
*Across. Not around. The Earth is flat as we all know.
) then don't go to the hospital, build yourself a whelping box and go lay under the kitchen table. If you bleed out and drop dead, well that's your own fault.
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