[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

i'll enjoy it thank you! should have mentioned that i'm atheist though

I thought you were leaving tramp. Say, just for the record, how many abortions have you had?

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Thank you dear, that was sweet of you to say. Don't you worry your pretty little head about what that cankerous slut was rambling on and on about. She was probably high on the drugs or her brain has been rotted by all the venereal diseases that whores like her are infected with.

I will try not to Captain, but it's hard sometimes.
I can barley understand what she was writing, but I guess that is good!

YiC
Elisabeth

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Angel, after your first visit to a menstrahut, you need to be looking for a man to marry you.

You are fertile and do not want those eggs of your to go unused. Jesus weeps every time your drop one that has not turned into a son.

If the boy can get the 50 shekels to give to your father, that about does it. Your opinion, being a female, means little. We have Gods work to do, stop being so selfish.
Make babies for Jesus, bake pies for the man who will allow you you to live with him, be happy he lets you clean his house.

Praise Jesus!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Angel, after your first visit to a menstrahut, you need to be looking for a man to marry you.

You are fertile and do not want those eggs of your to go unused. Jesus weeps every time your drop one that has not turned into a son.

If the boy can get the 50 shekels to give to your father, that about does it. Your opinion, being a female, means little. We have Gods work to do, stop being so selfish.
Make babies for Jesus, bake pies for the man who will allow you you to live with him, be happy he lets you clean his house.

Praise Jesus!

Oh well you see, my mother tells me that I will have to go there soon, so my uncle would like to have found me a suitor before that happens, so that I don't make baby Jesus cry!

I know that he have the money, his parents have been blessed with money. And I now my opinion means little, that's why I asked on theese forums, because I thought that some True Christian men would answer, and they did!

You are right, I should not worry to much!
Praise Jesus!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

When your uncle sets the date to meet the boy and his family, show up with rubber gloves and a bucket. Show them you are serious. Do not speak, only answer with a yes or a no. Keep your eyes on the floor. When dinner time comes, stand behind the boy when he eats. Be prepared to get him anything he needs, silently. Once he is done and gotten up, clear the table. You may eat anything leftover in the kitchen before the scraps are dumped into the hogs bucket. Make your star shine!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

When your uncle sets the date to meet the boy and his family, show up with rubber gloves and a bucket. Show them you are serious. Do not speak, only answer with a yes or a no. Keep your eyes on the floor. When dinner time comes, stand behind the boy when he eats. Be prepared to get him anything he needs, silently. Once he is done and gotten up, clear the table. You may eat anything leftover in the kitchen before the scraps are dumped into the hogs bucket. Make your star shine!

Oh, we will eat dinner tomorrow togheter. I understand why I should bring the rubber gloves, but I don't understand what to do with the bucket... oh, I am sure it will come to me!
I will do my best, I never talk that much, and I hope that he will like me. Just to make things clear, you think he sounds like a good boy?

Thank you Brother James!

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

The bucket is in case your young man has to relieve himself during dinner. You do not want him to have to get up and leave the table, his meal getting cold, do you? Do not be so selfish.

If he allows you to come into his home and clean, he must like you. Be glad someone does. If you act all picky, no one will want you.

[Jonesey]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Brother James - you give great advice, but what we have not tackled yet is the subject of this boy's closet homosexuality. I suspect he has sinful urges, or worse, that her uncle has been having unholy relations with the boy. for one thing, it is not God's will for people to be vegans. It is an aberration. I believe he also practices, or wishes to practice sodomy.

Whilst obviously she can't directly influence his actions as he will be her husband and she is just a female, but she should certainly pray for both her uncle and her husband, and should consider asking an elder of her church about curing them both, as whatever process her uncle has undergone doesn't seem to have fully rid him of the disgusting affliction.

[Pure_Angel]

The bucket is in case your young man has to relieve himself during dinner. You do not want him to have to get up and leave the table, his meal getting cold, do you? Do not be so selfish.

If he allows you to come into his home and clean, he must like you. Be glad someone does. If you act all picky, no one will want you.

Oh, sometimes I am so stupid... I am sorry I wasted your time, Brother James!
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Brother James - you give great advice, but what we have not tackled yet is the subject of this boy's closet homosexuality. I suspect he has sinful urges, or worse, that her uncle has been having unholy relations with the boy. for one thing, it is not God's will for people to be vegans. It is an aberration. I believe he also practices, or wishes to practice sodomy.

Whilst obviously she can't directly influence his actions as he will be her husband and she is just a female, but she should certainly pray for both her uncle and her husband, and should consider asking an elder of her church about curing them both, as whatever process her uncle has undergone doesn't seem to have fully rid him of the disgusting affliction.

All the boy needs is a good steak diner over at Ruth Chris. If he still has 'inappropriate issues', We can have a few of the Landover security boys talk with him over a nice glass of water.

Oh, sometimes I am so stupid... I am sorry I wasted your time, Brother James!
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You are just a female, men expect stupid questions from you. You did not disappoint.

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Hello again!
So, yesterday, I went to this boys house, his name is Johannes (Swedish form of John), with my uncle and mother. My father was out of town on something business related I guess! Anyway, I had spent hours polishing my bucket and I brought new rubbergloves.
It didn't start to well, when Mr. Andersson (Johannes father) asked me to sit down. Well, I had to obey him so I sat down. At first I only looked at the boy, I was ready for anything.
The next thing that happend was that the maid served me food. Well, it is impolite not to eat what is given to you so I felt like I had to. Johannes did not talk much, he looked bored and shuffled his food around on his plate.
After the meal there was no dishes to be done, the maid apparently took care of that. My uncle and Johannes went outside because he wanted to show my uncle that he practiced on... well he didn't say on what, but my uncle seemed to understand.
His father started to talk with me, I was nervous, but I remembered not to say more than yes and no... anyway, he said that he thought I would make a good wife.
So it seems that if my father says yes, and I have visited the menstrashack, I will probably marry him.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Hello again!
So, yesterday, I went to this boys house, his name is Johannes (Swedish form of John), with my uncle and mother. My father was out of town on something business related I guess! Anyway, I had spent hours polishing my bucket and I brought new rubbergloves.
It didn't start to well, when Mr. Andersson (Johannes father) asked me to sit down. Well, I had to obey him so I sat down. At first I only looked at the boy, I was ready for anything.
The next thing that happend was that the maid served me food. Well, it is impolite not to eat what is given to you so I felt like I had to. Johannes did not talk much, he looked bored and shuffled his food around on his plate.
After the meal there was no dishes to be done, the maid apparently took care of that. My uncle and Johannes went outside because he wanted to show my uncle that he practiced on... well he didn't say on what, but my uncle seemed to understand.
His father started to talk with me, I was nervous, but I remembered not to say more than yes and no... anyway, he said that he thought I would make a good wife.
So it seems that if my father says yes, and I have visited the menstrashack, I will probably marry him.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

If only all Scandepravians were as polite and complying and just all round sweetly obedient as you Elisabeth.

Spread your example dear, let's see if you can influence those who come into contact with you.

Y-i-C, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Hello again!
So, yesterday, I went to this boys house, his name is Johannes (Swedish form of John), with my uncle and mother. My father was out of town on something business related I guess! Anyway, I had spent hours polishing my bucket and I brought new rubbergloves.
It didn't start to well, when Mr. Andersson (Johannes father) asked me to sit down. Well, I had to obey him so I sat down. At first I only looked at the boy, I was ready for anything.
The next thing that happend was that the maid served me food. Well, it is impolite not to eat what is given to you so I felt like I had to. Johannes did not talk much, he looked bored and shuffled his food around on his plate.
After the meal there was no dishes to be done, the maid apparently took care of that. My uncle and Johannes went outside because he wanted to show my uncle that he practiced on... well he didn't say on what, but my uncle seemed to understand.
His father started to talk with me, I was nervous, but I remembered not to say more than yes and no... anyway, he said that he thought I would make a good wife.
So it seems that if my father says yes, and I have visited the menstrashack, I will probably marry him.

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth

Well, if the family has servants, they can certainly afford the fifty shekels. If the boys father approves of you, I am sure your father will be happy to leave you with him.
I suggest you go to the fathers place of work and offer him a slice of your fresh pie. Be sure to let him know that you will do anything to be in his good graces. Do not forget, do not question or deny an adult. It is not your place.
Remember, you will be lucky if the father states you are adequate for his son and his son is willing to tolerate you.

[Jonesey]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

Congratulations on finding a man who will accept you and let you serve him! Praise be to God!

[Pure_Angel]

Re: Should I really marry this boy?

If only all Scandepravians were as polite and complying and just all round sweetly obedient as you Elisabeth.

Spread your example dear, let's see if you can influence those who come into contact with you.

Y-i-C, McUinnean, of that Ilk.

Thank you so much, I hope I can influnce people around me!

Well, if the family has servants, they can certainly afford the fifty shekels. If the boys father approves of you, I am sure your father will be happy to leave you with him.
I suggest you go to the fathers place of work and offer him a slice of your fresh pie. Be sure to let him know that you will do anything to be in his good graces. Do not forget, do not question or deny an adult. It is not your place.
Remember, you will be lucky if the father states you are adequate for his son and his son is willing to tolerate you.

Amen Brother James! After starting this thread I have become more confident about this boy. I was in doubt, but now I am not.
I will go up extra early tomorrow and bake a pie! I will make sure that he likes me and understands that I am a really good christian girl!

Congratulations on finding a man who will accept you and let you serve him! Praise be to God!

Thank you! I hope you will do the same soon! (if you haven't already!)

Yours in Christ
Elisabeth