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  • Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

    I know some here wonder what happened to her, she was posting a lot and then seemed to just disappear.

    Well as some of you may remember, she was getting a bit upitty in her posting. I had spoiled her by letting her have a maid, and by not keeping her with child. Hey, when you're on the road 200 days out of a year, you come home Friday night tired, Sunday night you're preparing for the next road trip, Saturday night, I want some "me time" not have to deal with her. And lets be honest, her figure isn't exactly what it used to be.

    So I finally got her pregnant. We had a daughter named "Rose" not Biblical, but it was my mothers name. She is pregnant again and should be having another at the end of December, beginning of January. Pray for a boy! She got the girl she wanted, so she should be happy.

    I also fired that maid, I suspect that she was snooping on Liz's behalf. Although cleaning is a womans job, I would rather clean my own office than have those two snoops "dust" documents that are none of their business.

    So to sum it up, Liz is back where she belongs, Children, Church and Kitchen! If she earns the privilage, she may be allowed back on here, but there is just so much of Satan's influence from the unsaved trash on this board that it seems better to keep her away from it until she learns to keep her place without question.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

    Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
    I had spoiled her by letting her have a maid
    You are too kind. She has abused your goodness as all women would do as they are easily tempted by Satan.

    Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord."

    Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • #3
      Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      You are too kind. She has abused your goodness as all women would do as they are easily tempted by Satan.

      Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord."

      Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."
      Yep, the maid is gone, the Rottweilers are gone, I've promised her if she's very good up to Christmas (and I mean not one wrong word) she can have a Bullmastiff. Do you know one of those krautdogs actually charged me when I was correcting her? I don't know if she trained it to do that or what, but it was the last mistake that dog made.

      Gave that woman an inch and she tried to take a mile. Ah well, now she doesn't even get her inch.
      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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      • #4
        Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

        Glory!

        As the head of the house, you always know what's best for your family. It's so wonderful that you have saved her soul like that, brother.

        1 Timothy 2:11-15 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
        For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
        And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
        Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • #5
          Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

          Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
          Gave that woman an inch and she tried to take a mile. Ah well, now she doesn't even get her inch.
          Typical woman, Brother Seth. One inch is never enough, they always want more inches.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • #6
            Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Typical woman, Brother Seth. One inch is never enough, they always want more inches.
            Amen pastor, Amen.

            And the girl thing, she wanted a girl, she had 3 boys but that wasn't good enough, she wanted a little girl she could dress up and play with. Well she got her girl. Next one better be a boy.

            By the way, is 7 months too young to start looking for a sutable betrothment? I would like her bethrothed as soon as possible so we don't have to worry about Deuteronomy 22 issues.
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • #7
              Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
              And the girl thing, she wanted a girl.
              Uh oh.

              I hope I'm not smelling the sickly-sweet scent of Lezbertarianism, Brother!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #8
                Re: Where oh where is Liz Campbell (AKA BelieverInGod)

                I've always found it to be good domestic policy to keep both my wife's ovens in full use at all times... one cooking up dinner, the other cooking up a new son. Plus, if you keep her pregnant all the time, you'll never have to worry about her getting on her unclean time and spontaneously aborting unborn children (eggs) all over your furniture.
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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