[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.

Your paster is free to join us in worship and praise here! If he truly has some insight that is inspired by the Holy Spirit, as revealed through the Holy Bible, he will be well received indeed! Perhaps he will see, we are not "trolls" as you call us. We are simply True Christians(tm) who believe the LORD is trustworthy as He says He is.

[turdbear]

Re: Hiding Bruises

@Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions...

Read: try to convince them of what it really means.

Why do you tolerate him insulting your intelligence, by discounting your ability to read and understand the words as written in plain English?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.

We already have the Gospel. This whole site is dedicated to Jesus.

I don't get what point you are trying to make.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...Actually we don't like debating the Bible with people like you who will believe what you're going to believe no matter what anybody else says...

Your presence here exposes that as blatantly hypocritical, on at least two levels.

[turdbear]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm not giving you my pastor's info, are you crazy?!!! I'm not sicking a pack of trolls on my pastor. He's got enough to worry about without you guys causing trouble. He'd probably have more patience to deal with you guys than I do, but also he wouldn't have this weird fascination with this board as I have. He would just try to give you the Gospel, and might answer some questions, but he's not going to debate a troll.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'd love to see you guys try to tell my pastor he's not preaching the Bible accurately to his face. I would give you the web site, but I don't want you people to get on there and troll. Actually we don't like debating the Bible with people like you who will believe what you're going to believe no matter what anybody else says. Oh and by the way, I don't know who it was that had the bright idea to change my username to turdbear, but brilliantly hilarious. Lol, I'm cracking up over here.

Still waiting for you to show where a True Christian™ has mis quoted the Bible(KJV1611).

As you have read it cover to cover it should not be too hard should it? And if your Pastor is so great, have him sign up to prove he's not just a light weight Christian who loves the gays and thinks lesbians are people too.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'd love to see you guys try to tell my pastor he's not preaching the Bible accurately to his face. I would give you the web site, but I don't want you people to get on there and troll. Actually we don't like debating the Bible with people like you who will believe what you're going to believe no matter what anybody else says. Oh and by the way, I don't know who it was that had the bright idea to change my username to turdbear, but brilliantly hilarious. Lol, I'm cracking up over here.

Well then give me your pastor's name, address, and phone number. I'm not afraid to meet with him in person and hash things out.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hiding Bruises

The Ad Hominem attacks by non-believers shows their true colors, don't you think? This turdbear person is clearly embarrassed about her own church and its failure to accurately share the Gospel Message, so she projects a false accusation onto a real Baptist Church. I think it's sad, really, and deserving of pity and prayers.

As ever Mary, your gentle, compassionate words are like balm unto mine soul.

Even though this 'turdbear' character is obviously some atheistical troll I shall pray for him.

God bless you, Mary.

YIC

[turdbear]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'd love to see you guys try to tell my pastor he's not preaching the Bible accurately to his face. I would give you the web site, but I don't want you people to get on there and troll. Actually we don't like debating the Bible with people like you who will believe what you're going to believe no matter what anybody else says. Oh and by the way, I don't know who it was that had the bright idea to change my username to turdbear, but brilliantly hilarious. Lol, I'm cracking up over here.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Actually they've read it cover to cover many times. It's called rightly dividing the word of truth.

No dear, it's called Cognitive Dissonance. These people you talk about simply don't allow those parts of the Holy Scripture that interfere with their personal moral code to compute into their minds. They gloss over or interpret otherwise uncomfortable sections against some modern 21st century ethical consideration. It's so common that people think that's the way it should be. Some 40,000 protestant denominations have been created because of this. On the contrary, we are 100% faithful to the actual Word of God, not some modern interpretation of what the Word of God must really mean taken into account with what we know about the natural world today.

They actually study to find out what a verse means rather than searching for the most wacko thing they can make it say.

False study tools will help no one discern the Truth.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Actually they've read it cover to cover many times. It's called rightly dividing the word of truth. They actually study to find out what a verse means rather than searching for the most wacko thing they can make it say.

So you think that God wants us to guess what a verse says rather than, you know, read the words?

When Lev 20:13 says that the gaywise should be put to death what does that really mean?

As opposed to that God wants queers killed

YIC

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Please show where any True Christian™ has mis quoted the Bible(KJV1611).

Oh wait, you can't.

YIC

The Ad Hominem attacks by non-believers shows their true colors, don't you think? This turdbear person is clearly embarrassed about her own church and its failure to accurately share the Gospel Message, so she projects a false accusation onto a real Baptist Church. I think it's sad, really, and deserving of pity and prayers.

[turdbear]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Actually they've read it cover to cover many times. It's called rightly dividing the word of truth. They actually study to find out what a verse means rather than searching for the most wacko thing they can make it say.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...Most Baptists absolutely don't believe this crap they're peddling on this board...

That's just proof that most Baptists either haven't read the Bible, or ignore the majority of it if they have.