[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hiding Bruises

lmao. Christian female dogs. craaazy Christian female dogs. god isnt real whores. when you die, intercourse all will happen except many people will laugh when this website gets into the press!!

Turd, if you'd be so kind as to tell everybody you know about the Good News of Jesus, and how He will give His unconditional love to anyone who asks for it and obeys His every command, we'd be ever so grateful.

[Kitchen Keepin]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Here is a man instructing a wife on proper behavior (perhaps she didn't have a mother or pastor to teach her?) but I don't understand her response.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hiding Bruises

lmao. Christian female dogs. craaazy Christian female dogs. god isnt real whores. when you die, intercourse all will happen except many people will laugh when this website gets into the press!!

The more people who hear about the Glory of God the better. We haven't got much time, Jesus might be back tomorrow.

YIC

Jack

[tardhickley]

Re: Hiding Bruises

lmao. Christian female dogs. craaazy Christian female dogs. god isnt real whores. when you die, intercourse all will happen except many people will laugh when this website gets into the press!!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Most of my clothes I wear now cover up my arms and legs, so Aaron doesn't have to look at the ugly bruises I get since I'm so clumsy. We get them made by this lady.

When you're finished spending all of the good Captain's hard earned money frivolously, you might learn how to sew yourself. It's not hard, dear, and with one pattern you can make clothes for the whole family.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Most of my clothes I wear now cover up my arms and legs, so Aaron doesn't have to look at the ugly bruises I get since I'm so clumsy. We get them made by this lady.

I hope you were a scarf or something Noami. I would never let my wife show that much cleavage.

YIC

Jack

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Most of my clothes I wear now cover up my arms and legs, so Aaron doesn't have to look at the ugly bruises I get since I'm so clumsy. We get them made by this lady.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Sunday I accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the peach cobbler I made for Sunday Supper.

Zeke got a little upset about it and "corrected" me in a manly and wise way, as GOD demands.

Anyway, it turned out to be blessing in disguise. Besides being made aware that I need to be less absent minded, I now get to walk around with the image of JESUS hematoma!

How blessed am I!?!

A lot of the bruises I leave resemble biblical figures. I once did 2 she-bears on Rev. Jim's 4th wife.

Or was it his 5th...

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Sunday I accidentally put salt instead of sugar in the peach cobbler I made for Sunday Supper.

Zeke got a little upset about it and "corrected" me in a manly and wise way, as GOD demands.

Anyway, it turned out to be blessing in disguise. Besides being made aware that I need to be less absent minded, I now get to walk around with the image of JESUS hematoma!

How blessed am I!?!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hiding Bruises

When has Pastor Zeke misquoted the Holy Bible or strayed from Its divine teachings?

Miss Johnson has been a great comfort to me, Mrs Etheldreda in moments of trial and despair. There is just so much low-life out there and they do get me down but Jesus is my Friend and we have His example to follow. Amen?

LUKE 5
27 ¶ And after these things hee went foorth, and sawe a Publicane, named Leui, sitting at the receit of custome: and hee said vnto him, Follow me.
28 And he left all, rose vp, and followed him.
29 And Leui made him a great feast in his owne house: and there was a great company of Publicanes, and of others that sate downe with them.

whatever's meant by "publican" here it is clear that the sorts of
hangers-on are well below par as we see in the next verse

30 But the Scribes & Pharisees murmured against his disciples saying Why doe ye eate and drinke with Publicanes & sinners

low-life central - what did Jesus do?

31 And Iesus answering, said vnto them, They that are whole need not a physician: but they that are sicke.
32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
©1611

Unfortunately I work in the arts where low-life also abounds and I'm often presented with situations that I would not choose and witness behaviours that, quite frankly, would leave me stunned BUT there is Jesus' example and He carries my sins far away. I know there are some vile wretches out there but Jesus strengthens me and I know that He strengthens Rev. Flint in his ministry just as He strengthened that wretch all those years ago. Jesus never changes. Hallelujah!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

When has Pastor Zeke misquoted the Holy Bible or strayed from Its divine teachings?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Actually, I have had quite enough already and am out of here for good. You all are just a bunch honest, upstanding men of religion. I came here to learn about Christianity ... Seen enough, had enough.

Goodbye. Jerks.

Honesty is alien to the dothead cult I guess.

Enjoy hell, Curryboy.

[Bag of bad creepers]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Oh, do you know what's cowardly? Joining a Christian church's discussion forum from the supposed anonymity of your Mommy's basement and sniping at people on the other side of the country.

Actually, I have had quite enough already and am out of here for good. You all are just a bunch honest, upstanding men of religion. I came here to learn about Christianity ... Seen enough, had enough.

Goodbye. Jerks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

Dear Godmocking Dothead;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and drinking camel piss to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Zechariah Smyth]

Daisy Mae !!!! RUN, don't walk, far, far, far away from this creep. He visits prostitutes to minister to them..???? YEAH, RIGHT, and I was born just yesterday.

Run, girl, run.... Flee for your life. And nuke his place before you leave. I don't normally preach revenge but your Rabbi will forgive you in this case. This bully deserves a good, strong taste of his own medicine. He is a creep and a loser and a lily livered, little, COWARD. You deserve better !!! Don't allow him or his loser minions tell you any differently.

Leave .. Like yesterday, already.

Rabbi? This ain't some joo outfit.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth