[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

My husband is a caring husband. He is definitely NOT gay.

Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

I wouldn't be so quick to make that conclusion. I thought Mr. Etheldreda was as manly and Christ-oriented as Tim Tebow, but it turns out the good people of Landover Baptist Church were right on the money. After some private, intense, counseling, I am happy to share that Mr. Etheldreda is now confirmed, 100% normal! And although the cost was more than I had anticipated (for the expenses you know), the guaranteed Salvation© is more than worth it!

[Truth of the Matter]

Re: Hiding Bruises

He sounds like a caring sensitive man. Are you sure he is not gay?

My husband is a caring husband. He is definitely NOT gay.

Leviticus 18:22- Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

[Deaner]

Re: Hiding Bruises

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

He sounds like a caring sensitive man. Are you sure he is not gay?

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Hiding Bruises

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

Proverbs 23: 13
Withhold not correction from the child: for [if] thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

It's not too early to raise your children properly. Read this insightful thread to learn how and why to start hitting your child with a rod 16 weeks before birth.

[Truth of the Matter]

Re: Hiding Bruises

When Mr. Arends corrects me, he uses a hairbrush and his hand. He tends to hit me only on the buttocks, fingertips, and legs. He is avoiding the stomach area at the time because I am 5 months pregnant with twin boys and he does not want to risk the life of two healthy boys until about 3 months before they are born.

A woman needs correcting by her husband and/or her father.

[Truth of the Matter]

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Daisy Mae:

I am so happy for you and Pastor Ezekiel and the love you share. I can imagine that you will have many happy years ahead of you.

Pastor Ezekiel, your offer to Mrs. Etheldreda was truly kind and from the heart.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Carol Arends

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..

I thought you divorced your husband because he was a faggot who cheated on you with every man in town.

If you're going to lie, at least attempt to keep it straight.

[janet the skanky slut]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I didn't know it was a sin to burn a pie..or that doing so was a punishable offense..and that punching a woman in the eye was considered anything but abuse...now if I had been reading a book, been on the computer etc., and ignored the timer which tells one the pie was done..then a little trip over my husbands knee to remind me that paying more attention to the timer on the stove was much more important than finishing the chapter I was on..or finishing what ever else I was doing...now that kind of discipline I would consider more appropriate ...and packing my bags and leaving would never occur to me..

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Most Baptists absolutely don't believe this crap they're peddling on this board.

Yep, in fact it was a "baptist" minister who told me that reading the Bible was a sin. He got tired of me asking him to explain the scripture that he had taken out of context.

In fact I almost lost my faith because of these false christians and their cherry picking ways. Thank GOD that I found Bible believing Christians!

[Betty Sue]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Yet another retard who doesn't understand the difference between a correction and abuse.

BILLIEJAN is not a retarded becasue we AHVE MORE SEnse than that

[Basilissa]

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@Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

Are you implying that READING AND FOLLOWING THE BIBLE is "wild and crazy?" Because the Landover Church is not proposing anything that is not based on the Bible.

And following the entire Bible is the Christian thing to do:
James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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@Didymus, I'm not here because I like debating the Bible, I'm here because most of this board is hilarious. Some of the wild and crazy stuff you guys come up with cracks me up.

What is so funny about the sacrifice that Jesus made for to save us from His righteous justice?

You sir, are one very strange bunny.

YIC

[Didymus Much]

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...I like debating the Bible...

Where in the Bible does God say He wants His Word debated?

If you're having trouble coming up with something, I can suggest:

2 Peter 1:20 "Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation."

Oh, wait...

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

...I like debating the Bible...

Where in the Bible does God say He wants His Word debated?