[shy Rita]

Re: Hiding Bruises

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Galatians 5:22

Our dear pastor is full of it!

I noticed. I guess after dealing with atheists all day (the joys of college), I do tire of their foolishness.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hiding Bruises

God bless the man. I don't have that kind of patience sometimes.

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, longsuffering, gentleness, goodness, faith,
Galatians 5:22

Our dear pastor is full of it!

[shy Rita]

Re: Hiding Bruises

While I appreciate your revulsion for this constant atheist thorn in our side, no amount of pleading by a devoted contingent of True Christians can budge our beloved Pastor Zeke's faith that one day the dreadful godmocker will finally fall to his knees before him and open himself wide to receive the love of Jesus deep within himself.

He truly is a holy man with boundless patience for the unsaved atheists who annoyingly follow the rules.

God bless the man. I don't have that kind of patience sometimes.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Go. back. to. 4CHAN!!

While I appreciate your revulsion for this constant atheist thorn in our side, no amount of pleading by a devoted contingent of True Christians can budge our beloved Pastor Zeke's faith that one day the dreadful godmocker will finally fall to his knees before him and open himself wide to receive the love of Jesus deep within himself.

He truly is a holy man with boundless patience for the unsaved atheists who annoyingly follow the rules.

[shy Rita]

Re: Hiding Bruises

The old "I'm not arguing, you are" bit?

Go. back. to. 4CHAN!!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Actually no, I'm paler than you. But I'm not going to argue about this.

The old "I'm not arguing, you are" bit?

[shy Rita]

Re: Hiding Bruises

That, plus you're a darky.

Actually no, I'm paler than you. But I'm not going to argue about this.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm fortunate that I don't need to hide any bruises. It's not because I don't get in trouble (I've gotten my share of beatings), but because in New York, when people see a bruised girl, they just ignore her. Besides, usually I don't even look up, so I don't have to worry about getting my face hit.

That, plus you're a darky.

[shy Rita]

Re: Hiding Bruises

I'm fortunate that I don't need to hide any bruises. It's not because I don't get in trouble (I've gotten my share of beatings), but because in New York, when people see a bruised girl, they just ignore her. Besides, usually I don't even look up, so I don't have to worry about getting my face hit.

[SisterNeedsASaviour]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Why on earth would I fight back? What do you take me for? Some Bible-denying feminazi? How dare you!

Lessons like this from wiser and less sinful souls than my own are why I come here.

[Good Christian Woman]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Why would you hide bruises? Fight back once in a while! The last time my father tried to lay a finger on me... well let's just say there's a reason I live alone.

Why on earth would I fight back? What do you take me for? Some Bible-denying feminazi? How dare you!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Nobody noticed? Surely someone must have! What firearm did you use? What round, how many grains, etc?
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[selfrescuingprincess]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Please post a link to the news report of his death.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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Who said anything about a news report~ Hunters such as myself are great at hiding... unfortunate accidents. He was just in the way, so I simply disposed of him. Nobody even noticed his absence.

[Zechariah Smyth]

He was the one that taught me to defend myself! He had it coming! Although I could have probably hit a bit softer... Oh well. Nothing I can do now (especially after he died).

Please post a link to the news report of his death.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[selfrescuingprincess]

Re: Hiding Bruises

Your father will burn in Hell for neglecting to employ the rod of correction in his disciplinary measures. You will burn in Hell for defending yourself. It sounds like you are just one big Hellbound family. Isn't that nice?

Proverbs 23:13

Luke 6:29

He was the one that taught me to defend myself! He had it coming! Although I could have probably hit a bit softer... Oh well. Nothing I can do now (especially after he died).