[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Finding a husband

I love desserts. If she whipped up some better desserts she'd land a good Christian husband in no time.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

I love desserts. If she whipped up some better desserts she'd land a good Christian husband in no time.

A nice cream pie would go down a treat.

Unfortunately my lesbo sense is tingling with this one.

Jesus is watching me!
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[Catherine Moore]

Re: Finding a husband

Thanks Lorni (I think) - but like above you might be better placed to judge that than me.

I always thought I was quite bright. Like I said above, I now see that was just a ridiculous delusion of mine but maybe thats part of the problem here? Old habits dying hard?

I really don't know.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Finding a husband

Wow, missed alot of posts there while I was writing that.

I'm not much of a cook. But from reading other threads in here I can see how important a pie is in being a Christian wife. Guess I better practice.

Does Freehold have regular pie contests? Do you accept postal entries? I could send you one over, see if you think its good enough for a True Believer or whether I'll end up stuck with a mudslime!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Thanks Lorni (I think) - but like above you might be better placed to judge that than me.

That's more like it! With sentence structure and spelling like that you will soon attract a manly True Christian(tm) man.

I'm sure a good home schooled man will overlook you obviously obtuse overly obstreperous observations

Jesus takes me in His hands!
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[Catherine Moore]

Re: Finding a husband

Whoops, sorry. That was a genuine mistake.

It's actually a bit difficult writing like this. But, what I was doing before wasn't working so, hey, why not try? If you think it'll help.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Finding a husband

It's actually a bit difficult writing like this.

That is because you are a woman and all women are stupid. That is just how God created you, out of love. Why not ask your Pastor to select a proper husband for you? No doubt there is some poor God fearing trailer owner in your church who needs someone to clean his trailer. That way you can stop talking nonsense and start obeying your husband!

Ephesians 5:22 "Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord."


1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Finding a husband

Good advice, Cranky Old Man. Thanks.

Pastor Ezekiel has suggested that desserts might well be a way to a man's heart...I'm working on it. Can't find much in the KJV1611 about desserts so I'm kinda playing it by ear. I'm working on a torte at the moment - everyone loves a torte!

After that I'm gonna go with Larni (spelt it right this time) and make a cream pie. Not so fussed on them myself - all a bit white and sticky for me - but who am I to argue? Cream pie it is!

How's this Larni, any better? Think I've got the hang of it now. Short sentences, lots of punctuation and smileys! Yey!

Delicious desserts deliver divinely dispensed dates

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Finding a husband

Good advice, Cranky Old Man. Thanks.

Pastor Ezekiel has suggested that desserts might well be a way to a man's heart...I'm working on it. Can't find much in the KJV1611 about desserts so I'm kinda playing it by ear. I'm working on a torte at the moment - everyone loves a torte!

After that I'm gonna go with Larni (spelt it right this time) and make a cream pie. Not so fussed on them myself - all a bit white and sticky for me - but who am I to argue? Cream pie it is!

How's this Larni, any better? Think I've got the hang of it now. Short sentences, lots of punctuation and smileys! Yey!

Delicious desserts deliver divinely dispensed dates

You're hysterical. That's a good sign.

THIS cookbook is a popular one around Freehold, or so I'm told.

[Catherine Moore]

Re: Finding a husband

How has this been allowed to go out of print for...lets see...its now 2012(I think!), that was 1953 so... no, it's beyond me About ninety years?

Who is the publisher? I must find out.

Well. I've just read the Conservapedia article on these General Motors fellows - never heard of them before - and it seems they're actively marketing to the homosexual community and are owned by communists. I was going to write to them and ask them to reprint the book but now? I dread to think what changes they'll make

I guess I'll just have to save up. Mary - or any other True Christians - are there any acceptable jobs for women? The woman who wrote Song of Solomon seems to have been a vineyard owner. But thats about all I could make sense of from there.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Finding a husband

I guess I'll just have to save up. Mary - or any other True Christians - are there any acceptable jobs for women? The woman who wrote Song of Solomon seems to have been a vineyard owner. But thats about all I could make sense of from there.

Don't be conservative with the money you have. Trust in the LORD and He will provide for you. It is written,

But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.
II Corinthians 9:6

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