[James Hutchins]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Mark I dream of getting spanked by you

No doubt you call'spanking' a euphemism for be taken like a kleenex from a nightstand.

The Pastor was correct, you are a dirty, filthy whore.

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

old man please help me

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Should women use the computer during that time or does it make their posts unclean?

Ask you father to install our JesOS™ computer operating system. Pastor Isaac Peters worked intimately with the Holy Ghost to provide a superior operating system worthy of protecting True Christians™. Your father will find it has many wonderful features, including these:

• Ephod anti-demon prayerware in the Cache that load automatically
• Prayer-mail Version KJ now allowing the uploading of multimedia with your prayers
• The Word Processor “Paul 150AD” with illuminated fonts and 17th century spell checker, now with Manna v7.0.8
• Revelation v 5.0.9.17, a big improvement on v 5.0.9.16. This actually allows you to wipe the Hard Disks of atheists even if you only know their email address.

It is almost like that time when Aunt Elizabeth Sue was supposed to sing a special song at the Eastertide, when all of a sudden her monthly came unexpectedly. She was shunned for quite some time when the pastor learned she was not only bleeding while she sang "Oh Lord, my soul doth long for Thee," (in the key of C) but that she had used a tampon instead of a Godly sanitary napkin to absorb her sin. Oh, my - Father is angry that I have written too much and that I spoke of female issues. I must go.

Oh dear! I heard of a lady who didn't believe in the importance of bearing children as commanded by God (Genesis 1:28), and found THIS MESSAGE FROM CHRIST when flushing her would-be miracle down the toilet!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Mark I dream of getting spanked by you

I know.

I knew from the moment you began protesting so vociferously about NOT wanting to be spanked that what you truly long for is a vigorous bare-bottomed spanking at the hands of a True Christian™ man.

Now that you have admitted the truth, I suggest you get on your knees, open up, and receive the burgeoning love of Christ, swallowing as much of it as you can until you are full to capacity.

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Hahahaha mark I actually want a spanking from the likes of u

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Hahahaha mark I actually want a spanking from the likes of u

I suspect you are possessed by demons. You post one thing at one time, and then later, you post something completely contradictory. You have done this several times now. The secular world would call this multiple personality disorder, but we True Christians™ recognize this as demonic possession instead. Do you feel them churning between your buttocks?

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Its called sacrasm mark sacrasm no I am not possessed my any demons but thank you for the concern

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Its called sacrasm mark sacrasm no I am not possessed my any demons but thank you for the concern

Sure it is, sweet cheeks, sure it is.

Hey, you had multiple sacrasms.

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Yes, I enjoy sacrasm its called having a sense of humor. You should really try it sometime, then you might be some what bearable to speak too.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Yes, I enjoy sacrasm its called having a sense of humor. You should really try it sometime, then you might be some what bearable to speak too.

Apparently my brand of humour is a bit two sophisticated four ewe.

By the way, the word is spelled "sarcasm."

But, the fact that you are hell bound is no laughing matter. You still need to post an introduction thread. At that point we can get down to the business of ministering to your many needs.

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

I have a minister he is not you nor anyone from this church, so please save your breasts.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: why we need to be spanked

I have a minister he is not you nor anyone from this church, so please save your breasts.

This "minister" is obviously a failure as a Christian. You are in dire need authentic ministering. So, hop on over to the Introductions sub-forum, and tell us about yourself. This is no longer a friendly request, but an order, lassie.

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Do not speak of my pastor like that. And ooo nooo I'm so scared!!!!

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: why we need to be spanked

Do not speak of my pastor like that. And ooo nooo I'm so scared!!!!

Your "pastor" is an abomination before God. He is obviously not qualified to be teaching the Word of God, using you as an example of his handiwork. His kind give real Pastors such as our fine Pastors here a bad name. Shame on him.

And shame on you for refusing to abide by the guidelines here regarding posting an introduction. But, given that you refuse to follow God's Word, why would you follow anything else. You simply hate God.

[addy the whore]

Re: why we need to be spanked

I have made the introduction forum you requested Mark please feel free to read it!!