[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

JJ Mould does not answer these questions because he knows his position is untenable in these issues.

Miss Canssandra, I know that both you and your candidate, Mr. King are struggling to find the Love of Christ enter your hearts. This, I believe, is the reason you discuss what you perceive to be my "inconsistencies".

But, the views I have put forward are very consistent. You will find that I never waver from my position that Jesus Christ must be the center of our lives in Freehold. I hesitate to think what evil might come about if everyone in Freehold focused on "Biblical Inconsistencies" in the manner that you focus on me.

I hope that both you and Mr. King can enjoy this, another day the Lord hath provided in our joyous campaign, and find the Love of Jesus in your hearts.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
Holding forth for Jesus

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

I hesitate to think

That is obvious, mr. Hold.

Are you going to Pastor Zeke's farewell party on the 3rd of March? Just wondering...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Are you going to Pastor Zeke's farewell party on the 3rd of March? Just wondering...

Miss Cassandra -- Thank you for asking.

I've made myself very clear on whether or not I believe March 3rd is the rapture date. I'm happy to expand on what I wrote previously.

First of all, Pastor Zeke knows much about the rapture. Therefore, we should listen carefully to what he has to say on the topic.

Second, we should all prepare for the rapture.

All the best to you.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
He Holds, While Others Fold

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

I've made myself very clear on whether or not I believe March 3rd is the rapture date. I'm happy to expand on what I wrote previously.

You did not. If you did, you woul have known that the supposed rapture dat was March 4th, not March 3rd.

First of all, Pastor Zeke knows much about the rapture. Therefore, we should listen carefully to what he has to say on the topic.

Well, he says it is going to happen next Thursday.

Second, we should all prepare for the rapture.

Does that mean you admit to believing the rapture to happen the 4th of March? Why are you still running for mayor of Freehold when you will be in Heaven at the election date, instead of in Freehold?

Not that I actually live in the illusion that you are actually going to answer these questions...

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Does that mean you admit to believing the rapture to happen the 4th of March? Why are you still running for mayor of Freehold when you will be in Heaven at the election date, instead of in Freehold?

Not that I actually live in the illusion that you are actually going to answer these questions...

Miss Cassandra--These exchanges are exactly why I enjoy so much running for Mayor. The joy of being asked questions and providing people with clear answers explaining my views are what democracy is all about.

I'm assuming that you will attend my BBQ on March 15. The lovely Anita Bryant will be performing. I'd like to meet you, and, more importantly, introduce you to my dear friend, Anita. Please confirm that you will attend.

Your friend,
Johny Joe Hold

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Miss Cassandra--These exchanges are exactly why I enjoy so much running for Mayor. The joy of being asked questions and providing people with clear answers explaining my views are what democracy is all about.

I'm assuming that you will attend my BBQ on March 15. The lovely Anita Bryant will be performing. I'd like to meet you, and, more importantly, introduce you to my dear friend, Anita. Please confirm that you will attend.

Your friend,
Johny Joe Hold

If you are raptured Thursday, will the performance of Anita Bryant go on? Or will she refuse when only gays and witches attend? Or is she going to be raptured with you?

Anyway, I will consider your offer. Is there a vegetarian alternative at your BBQ?
I think I can have some great fun with this woman. I just hope she won't blame you for inviting wiccans to your party...

[Icelandic Atheist]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Miss Cassandra--These exchanges are exactly why I enjoy so much running for Mayor. The joy of being asked questions and providing people with clear answers explaining my views are what democracy is all about.

I like the "providing people with clear answers" bit.

At least you have humor

[True Disciple]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

I like the "providing people with clear answers" bit.

At least you have humor

What are you doing here?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

I like the "providing people with clear answers" bit.

At least you have humor

No, he really believes he has answered my questions. It's some kind of illness many politicians suffer, but this guy is one of the worst.

Notice, by the way, how he has stopped responding to my questions?

Anyway, the rapture ought to happen today, so we will see what he and his cronies have to say about this tomorrow!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Notice, by the way, how he has stopped responding to my questions?

Miss Cassandra--I do, indeed, owe you an apology for not responding to your post. I will try to do better from now on. The heat of the campaign will not prevent me from keeping up a dialogue with citizens.

I believe your last question was about the rapture. I did answer all questions about that in another post so we can now move on to discuss whatever else might be on your mind.

Johny Joe Hold, Candidate for Mayor
We Hold, While Others Fold

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Miss Cassandra--I do, indeed, owe you an apology for not responding to your post. I will try to do better from now on. The heat of the campaign will not prevent me from keeping up a dialogue with citizens.

I can understand that. After all, you're spending many hours a day together with church officials, as many people know, to plan your campaign.

Come to think of it, is that legal? Do you know that, mr. King?

I believe your last question was about the rapture. I did answer all questions about that in another post so we can now move on to discuss whatever else might be on your mind.

I must have missed that one. Could you please refresh my mind on that quickly, seeing that the rapture can happen every second now?

We Hold, While Others Fold

I know you do. That's why Freehold has seen so little progress in the last 400 years. You hold on to obsolete ideas.

[Alfred King]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Come to think of it, is that legal?

No and I already pointed out several times that this is illegal.

I know you do. That's why Freehold has seen so little progress in the last 400 years. You hold on to obsolete ideas.

I could not agree more. America has changed and so should Freehold.

[Philippe]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

No and I already pointed out several times that this is illegal.

Do you think that Johnny Joe Hold would be allowed to go on with his campaign if it was illegal?
Would the government of Mr Hussein Obama not do something to stop that?

Your attempts to discredit Mr Hold are pathetic.

[Alfred King]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

Would the government of Mr Hussein Obama not do something to stop that?

What makes you think this is not the case? The supreme court of Iowa is already investigating matters on my request.

[Philippe]

Re: Candidate Hold: Press Conference

What makes you think this is not the case? The supreme court of Iowa is already investigating matters on my request.

They're investigating?
So, since Mr Hold has not been judged guilty by a court, basically, what you're doing is called slander. THAT is legal, you think?