I filed a police complaint

[James Dewitt]

For the past few weeks I have noticed that high intensity lights in the attic are on almost 24 hours a day at Miss Cassandras home. There is a garden hose running on the outside of her home leading into the attic and the stench of sweet moldy grass is always in the air. A van owned by that Richard Weed fellow is always in her driveway. The traffic from teenagers and hippies coming and going from her home is non stop. Last night at the stoke of midnight I witnessed Cassandra, Dick Weed and Al King dancing around a large fire in the back yard. There was satanic music playing in the back ground, and all three of them were totally nude.
I have been assured that a search warrant will be issued today, and the fine members of the FPD will be on the JOB. When you add this to Pastor Zeks report from Glenn Beck , things start to add up!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: I filed a police complaint

For the past few weeks I have noticed that high intensity lights in the attic are on almost 24 hours a day at Miss Cassandras home. There is a garden hose running on the outside of her home leading into the attic and the stench of sweet moldy grass is always in the air. A van owned by that Richard Weed fellow is always in her driveway. The traffic from teenagers and hippies coming and going from her home is non stop. Last night at the stoke of midnight I witnessed Cassandra, Dick Weed and Al King dancing around a large fire in the back yard. There was satanic music playing in the back ground, and all three of them were totally nude.
I have been assured that a search warrant will be issued today, and the fine members of the FPD will be on the JOB. When you add this to Pastor Zeks report from Glenn Beck , things start to add up!

Seeing Al nude must have been traumatic. I need to see photographic evidence in regards to the witch though.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I filed a police complaint

The community of Freehold thanks you, Mr. DeWitt, for keeping an eye out for everyone's safety. That is the ultimate example of reaching for the Common Good of all people.

You will be an excellent candidate for a program I'm considering, Citizen of the Year.

God Bless
Johny Joe Hold

[James Dewitt]

Re: I filed a police complaint

Seeing Al nude must have been traumatic. I need to see photographic evidence in regards to the witch though.

Brother I took pictures of them dancing. I had them developed this morning and all that was there was the fire?
Can you take a photo of someone who has no soul?

[Nobar King]

Re: I filed a police complaint

How could you see in to her back yard? Are you her next door neighbor?

[James Dewitt]

Re: I filed a police complaint

How could you see in to her back yard? Are you her next door neighbor?

Not hardly, I was on the hill overlooking the back yard. I
used one of these.

[True Disciple]

Re: I filed a police complaint

Good timely action, Brother! I always thought that Cassie might be up to something illegal. From what I've heard, about 2 hours ago, about 15 minutes after you filed your complaint, the police rushed out to the home of mrs. Johnson (it seems this is her current hideout).

Does anyone know what happened?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I filed a police complaint

She got arrested . Unfortunately they did not arrest Mrs. Johnson even though I explicitly suggested that to them.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I filed a police complaint

The community of Freehold thanks you, Mr. DeWitt, for keeping an eye out for everyone's safety. That is the ultimate example of reaching for the Common Good of all people.

You will be an excellent candidate for a program I'm considering, Citizen of the Year.

God Bless
Johny Joe Hold

Thank you JJ Hold. It would be a great honor for myself and my family. You know we are all family here at Landover, each and every one of you True Christian(TM) brothers and sisters are indeed my family. Sir if there is any thing that I can do to help you, just pick up the phone and I will answer your call. YIC James Dewitt.