[Choir Girl]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Miss Choirgirl,


Just to answer all the other questions. Please know that any gowns chosen for the event will not be like tacky mirror-ball dresses, so skippy nor Roger will have anything to worry about on that count.

James also asked me to arrange that the tablecloths be teflon coated and a specific request has been put in for a near invisible trough (near like a moat) to be placed at the table where THannor party will be sitting, to catch any debris which may collect from any of those sitting there.

YIC

Sister Phebe.

Sister Phebe you amaze me. You are so well versed in these things. I didn't give a thought to Skippy flipp'n his nanners over a dress. That could have been all bad...

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

James also asked me to arrange that the tablecloths be teflon coated and a specific request has been put in for a near invisible trough (near like a moat) to be placed at the table where THannor party will be sitting, to catch any debris which may collect from any of those sitting there.

Please make sure the trough isn't too deep. We wouldn't want Roger's wheelchair to tip over while traversing it.

Here, I'm thinking Miss Choir Girl's new dress could be stained from all the debris in the trough while righting the chair. (That's kind of why I suggested spraying her down with Scotch Guard before the party begins.)

[Disciple Luke]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Mr Dewitt,
I sent a global email to all three of the diamond mine employees - that is another story .... a very long one - suggesting they might like to put a little extra over and above their tithe (which it appears, in Australia we can not garnish from their wages) - to help Ofc Richards political campaign. But no such luck.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Now why don't you take a page from your own book and

Q) How much relevance does

1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.

have in this situation?

A) None. This is not a theological issue.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

The Fund raiser is tomorrow, we still have 1 table of 8 open. Pastor Ezekiel has agreed to give opening prayer and Rev Osborne will close. Remember this is a Black Tie event. No jeans,cut offs or wife beater tee shirts will be allowed. If you do not own a proper suit, rent one from Freehold Rent-A- Tux. Ladies evening gowns are expected.
Valet parking is available. We will be using the municipal parking lot 2 blocks over, its the old Catlik church location. Its a shame that building burned down last year.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

James also asked me to arrange that the tablecloths be teflon coated and a specific request has been put in for a near invisible trough (near like a moat) to be placed at the table where THannor party will be sitting, to catch any debris which may collect from any of those sitting there.

Sister, it occurs to me that Brother Tannor is a very special man. Manages a whole trailer park all by himself, he does!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for a special man like this and his distinguished guests to have their own private tent? Something like this might do nicely:



Note the soft, comfy pine needles on the floor for luxurious seating AND easy clean-up! And the flap can close when the group needs privacy or has a food fight.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

The Fund raiser is tomorrow, we still have 1 table of 8 open. Pastor Ezekiel has agreed to give opening prayer and Rev Osborne will close. Remember this is a Black Tie event. No jeans,cut offs or wife beater tee shirts will be allowed. If you do not own a proper suit, rent one from Freehold Rent-A- Tux. Ladies evening gowns are expected.
Valet parking is available. We will be using the municipal parking lot 2 blocks over, its the old Catlik church location. Its a shame that building burned down last year.

But this will be OK won't it?

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sister, it occurs to me that Brother Tannor is a very special man. Manages a whole trailer park all by himself, he does!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for a special man like this and his distinguished guests to have their own private tent? Something like this might do nicely:



Note the soft, comfy pine needles on the floor for luxurious seating AND easy clean-up! And the flap can close when the group needs privacy or has a food fight.

Reverend Rodmer, Just a note to let you know that Mr Tannor and his guests are my guests at the evenings affair, I think if you were to ask the Dewitts they will tell you that I am a large contributor to Officer Richard's
campaign, in fact it might be nice if you were seated close to our table so we might be able discuss it in detail. I am sure we would all enjoy the evening.

[HTannor]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sister, it occurs to me that Brother Tannor is a very special man. Manages a whole trailer park all by himself, he does!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate for a special man like this and his distinguished guests to have their own private tent? Something like this might do nicely:



Note the soft, comfy pine needles on the floor for luxurious seating AND easy clean-up! And the flap can close when the group needs privacy or has a food fight.

I have forwarded this rather shocking message to my attorneys. They promised me they will get back to me on whether this is an actionable offense.

And I must warn you that the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe also represent other prominent local figures. And here, I'm thinking of Don Guido Sarducci - yes, the Don Guido - a very close personal friend who easily takes offense at affronts to his capos gumbahs associates.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Please make sure the trough isn't too deep. We wouldn't want Roger's wheelchair to tip over while traversing it.

Here, I'm thinking Miss Choir Girl's new dress could be stained from all the debris in the trough while righting the chair. (That's kind of why I suggested spraying her down with Scotch Guard before the party begins.)

Oh Brother HTannor,

You are such a thoughtful fellow, but please rest assured I have taken Roger's wheelchair "situation" into account. You see the trough is made of a sillicone material, which is admittedly sturdy but also very pliable; enabling Roger's wheels to easily glide in and out, whilst also cupping under the foot-step on his wheelchair. As he does not have legs, there is no issue nor risk of there being any "splash-back" on his non existent limbs.

As for Miss Choirgirl's gown.. That too has been taken care of and very ably may I add. Her dress has too be professionally treated so that no matter what may be flung her way.. (as we know, we cannot control Skippy's animal instincts) it will just slide off as though nothing has happened, leaving her (very beautiful might I add) gown to be as pristine and perfect as it was when it left Zac Posen's studio.

Now now, before there is a kerfuffle over this, yes.. Zac Posen IS a joo, but he does design some mighty fine gowns and when he was told that the gown was for such a wonderful and auspicious occasion, he did not hesitate to furnish the gown FOR FREE! He also threw in a few "off the rack" gowns, just incase Dotty and Dottie don't have anything suitable! If any alterations need to be made to ensure they fit, we can always take the gowns to the Freehold "Pin, Pink and Pray", where he too has offered to pick up the bill!

Seems all joos aren't money grubbing thieves after all or perhaps Jesus lead me to the ONE of them in 14 million that isn't.

YIC

Sister Phebe

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Reverend Rodmer, Just a note to let you know that Mr Tannor and his guests are my guests at the evenings affair, I think if you were to ask the Dewitts they will tell you that I am a large contributor to Officer Richard's
campaign, in fact it might be nice if you were seated close to our table so we might be able discuss it in detail. I am sure we would all enjoy the evening.

I will be sure to pick up an outfit appropriate for close proximity to Dotty and Jezebel Skippy, the "food"-flinging monkey.

Something along these lines:

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

But this will be OK won't it?

NO, this is appropriate! And no you can't wear the dress!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I have forwarded this rather shocking message to my attorneys. They promised me they will get back to me on whether this is an actionable offense.

And I must warn you that the law firm of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe also represent other prominent local figures. And here, I'm thinking of Don Guido Sarducci - yes, the Don Guido - a very close personal friend who easily takes offense at affronts to his capos gumbahs associates.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

Well it was a pathetic tent, the ones I use are much better.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.

Reverend,
Have you let your hair grow out any since last we met? If your hairstyle is the same might I suggest a hat, Skippy has been known to become enamored with some peoples ears. It is the strangest thing, if I did not know better I would swear that someone taught him that little party trick.LOL it really is an ice breaker at the parties.