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  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #61
    Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
    ........Oh Brother HTannor,
    You see the trough is made of a sillicone material, which is admittedly sturdy but also very pliable; enabling Roger's wheels to easily glide in and out.............
    Sister Phebe
    Very kind of you to explain that, Miss Phebe. I know little of silicon beyond what the Dingle sisters, Dotty and Dolly, have mentioned. They also used the term "our implants", but I am still mystified.



    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    You're offended that I suggested you and your lady friends might appreciate some privacy?

    Well, see if I try to help YOU out again.
    I accept your apology and have informed my attorneys of your contrition. They agreed and called back their courier who was on his way to the courthouse to file the lawsuit.



    Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
    If your hairstyle is the same might I suggest a hat, Skippy has been known to become enamored with some peoples ears. It is the strangest thing, if I did not know better I would swear that someone taught him that little party trick.LOL it really is an ice breaker at the parties.
    I confess. Little Skippy is very quick in picking up on my instructions. You should see the little scamp crawling around on the floor during my cocktail parties. He's great at aiming the camera upwards whenever a lady walks by him.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #62
      Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

      Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
      Reverend,
      Have you let your hair grow out any since last we met? If your hairstyle is the same might I suggest a hat, Skippy has been known to become enamored with some peoples ears. It is the strangest thing, if I did not know better I would swear that someone taught him that little party trick.LOL it really is an ice breaker at the parties.
      I'll be wearing my outfit as shown above . . . I think my ears should be safe.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Phebe Carlyle
        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 2604

        #63
        Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
        Well it was a pathetic tent, the ones I use are much better.
        Hmm... You have the audacity to besmirch Rev Rodimer and then come up with the above tent as a better option?

        Just how is Roger supposed to get his wheelchair up there!!??

        You can be so cruel sometimes Mr Freddie.

        YIC

        Mrs Phebe Dewitt




        There's Jesus here,
        Just see what He offers me....
        Down here my sins forgiven,
        Up there a home in heaven
        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #64
          Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

          Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
          Hmm... You have the audacity to besmirch Rev Rodimer and then come up with the above tent as a better option?

          Just how is Roger supposed to get his wheelchair up there!!??

          You can be so cruel sometimes Mr Freddie.

          YIC

          Mrs Phebe Dewitt
          Knowing Jo Freddie, he'd suggest something like this:



          Would probably aim it so Roger would land in the pool, so Freddie could call him "Bob". Or hit the wall, then Freddie could call him "Art".

          The horrible, vicious things the Pastafarian mind comes up with!
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • HTannor
            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 2612

            #65
            Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            . . . I think my ears should be safe.

            Don't bet on it.
            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #66
              Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

              Originally posted by HTannor View Post
              Don't bet on it.
              Sister Phebe and I will doubtless be engaged in business discussions most of the evening anyway, I probably won't have much opportunity to visit with you and the Dingleberry sisters. I'll be sure to stop by, though!

              Brother James, you WILL be setting up the animal trap baited with a banana under that table, right?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #67
                Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Sister Phebe and I will doubtless be engaged in business discussions most of the evening anyway, I probably won't have much opportunity to visit with you and the Dingleberry sisters. I'll be sure to stop by, though!

                Brother James, you WILL be setting up the animal trap baited with a banana under that table, right?
                Don't bet on it! The monkey is your DATE!

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                • Choir Girl
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 55

                  #68
                  Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  (Private note to Brother Porter. Don't be concerned. I have this well in hand.)



                  Since I'm not into the "girly" stuff, I will leave it to your good taste to find something appropriate.

                  I, myself, will be wearing something in line with what Iowans are most considered with. And here I'm talking about an Iowa Hawkeye sweatshirt in honor of their win over Eastern Illinois last weekend.

                  If you would consider it, there are also sweatshirts proclaiming the message: "Beat Iowa State", in anticipation of the upcoming game against the Iowa State Cyclones this weekend. (I have it on good authority that Officer Don Richards is a "Clone" fan, and this might be a good joke on him.) I will leave it to your good taste to choose something appropriate.



                  Brother HTannor, please except this little bunch of flowers as a personal thank for your kind Iowa State sweatshirt offer. Perhaps it will come in handy on a Sunday afternoon chruch social some time

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #69
                    Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                    Gosh Miss Choirgirl! Those beautiful daffodils glisten as though Jesus HIMSELF picked them!

                    What a lovely sentiment for Brother HTannor.

                    Sister Phebe




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #70
                      Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Don't bet on it! The monkey is your DATE!
                      Brother, after all the things I've done for you, you try to set me up with a Negress named Skippy for a date?
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #71
                        Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Brother, after all the things I've done for you, you try to set me up with a Negress named Skippy for a date?
                        May I remind you that Phebe is a married woman, did you even bother to ask me if it was all right to talk with her?
                        Its called manners!

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #72
                          Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          May I remind you that Phebe is a married woman, did you even bother to ask me if it was all right to talk with her?
                          Its called manners!
                          Brother James, this response comes as quite a surprise . . . I thought this was already settled?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #73
                            Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            May I remind you that Phebe is a married woman, did you even bother to ask me if it was all right to talk with her?
                            Its called manners!

                            James, darling.. remember we discussed my speaking with Rev Rodimer in reference to Helen taking employ with us and also thinking he may well be a wonderful candidate for several different positions in the corporation (charity side) due to his outstanding work in his hometown in this field. It was when you were mid-flight between Scotland and home.

                            Rev. Rodimer has certainly taken no liberties and I do apologise for any issue this has caused between the two of you.

                            Phebe.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #74
                              Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                              James, darling.. remember we discussed my speaking with Rev Rodimer in reference to Helen taking employ with us and also thinking he may well be a wonderful candidate for several different positions in the corporation (charity side) due to his outstanding work in his hometown in this field. It was when you were mid-flight between Scotland and home.

                              Rev. Rodimer has certainly taken no liberties and I do apologise for any issue this has caused between the two of you.

                              Phebe.
                              Sorry, jet lag is a killer sometimes I don't remember what city I am in. I have got to slow down and spend more time at home. Carry on Rev Rodimer.
                              I am seriously thinking about finding some one to run my company. Phebe would you like me to stay home all of the time , well at least 5 or 6 days a week?

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                              • Phebe Carlyle
                                GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                                Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 2604

                                #75
                                Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Sorry, jet lag is a killer sometimes I don't remember what city I am in. I have got to slow down and spend more time at home. Carry on Rev Rodimer.
                                I am seriously thinking about finding some one to run my company. Phebe would you like me to stay home all of the time , well at least 5 or 6 days a week?
                                Well of course! Umm.. why don't we settle on the couch and watch Rev Jim's show and then after that, we can talk about this some more?

                                Phebe




                                There's Jesus here,
                                Just see what He offers me....
                                Down here my sins forgiven,
                                Up there a home in heaven
                                Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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