[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Just out of curiosity, is anyone running against the unstoppable law-enforcement machine that is Officer Richards?

(And I hope not that Slinky Heels guy.)

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Just out of curiosity, is anyone running against the unstoppable law-enforcement machine that is Officer Richards?

(And I hope not that Slinky Heels guy.)

After today's news, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some tough competition. For the time being, I am completely behind our loyal Officer Richards, but he has some explaining to do.

I know we all prefer to have one of our own Godly citizens as the top cop of the county, but rumor has it that a spook from Detroit is interested in the position.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

After today's news, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some tough competition. For the time being, I am completely behind our loyal Officer Richards, but he has some explaining to do.

I know we all prefer to have one of our own Godly citizens as the top cop of the county, but rumor has it that a spook from Detroit is interested in the position.

Oh dear!

Why does that negro have legs of BBQ'd pork up his sleeves and who did he steal them from? Old Man Shanksberry, perhaps? WHen I saw him in town yesterday he was babbling on about such things, but given his "mind" these days, I took it with a grain of salt!

Now though, I cannot be so sure!

YIC

Sister Phebe

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

(Private note to Brother Porter. Don't be concerned. I have this well in hand.)



Skippy

Brother why are you bringing a baby niglet to the event? Is he for sale? Where are his Mammy and Pappy and who are they employed by?

I would like to bid $2,500 if the sale of the niglet child will go to the proceeds of Officer Richard's campaign.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

After today's news, I wouldn't be surprised if he has some tough competition. For the time being, I am completely behind our loyal Officer Richards, but he has some explaining to do.

I know we all prefer to have one of our own Godly citizens as the top cop of the county, but rumor has it that a spook from Detroit is interested in the position.

Perhaps he should be tested for "illegal substances" he doesn't look right to me.

[Choir Girl]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Hey you stop right there Sister!!

If you are able to, I am heading over to NY tomorrow to have a gown especially made for the event. James never likes me to wear the same dress or gown more than once, and my aim IS to please him, so needless to say, this jaunt is paramount. That said, I would be more than pleased if you would consider being my companion on this trek and of course, an original haute couture gown will be made especially for you for this phenomenal event! (we may also drop by Tiffany & Co. for the perfect little bauble to adorn your neck/wrist to complete your ensemble)

I have not had a chance to get you know you all that well and perhaps this could be an appropriate time to talk gal concerns and just good old fashion gal chat!

I will need to know ASAP though as I have to let James know just how many onboard flight staff are needed to make our flight as comfortable as possible.

I look forward from hearing back from you.

YIC

Mrs Phebe Dewitt.

Sorry for the delay in response to your awesome offer (and yes I'd love to!)... but I got lost coming back from the Amish shop. I heard about that greased up colored man with arms like pork legs and feared for my life. I hope what Brother Porter said about his interest over here is not true, we'll all have to start carrying elephant tranquilizers for safety.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I would just like to take a moment to complement Ofc Richards on his charity work.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I would just like to take a moment to complement Ofc Richards on his charity work.

You must have forged that article. Don Richards, aiding and abetting the Special Olympics?!

A Houston family helps people with intellectual disabilities become future Special Olympics athletes by staging clinics to teach the basics of tennis.

The Kim and Don Richards Family Foundation pays for pop-up nets and foam balls, and participants get professional coaching and new tennis racquets.

"Katherine inspired us to start the foundation," Kim Richards said of their 21-year-old daughter, who is competing in Lincoln this week in singles and doubles competition at the Special Olympics National Games.

Wait, he has a retarded daughter? And a wife he's never mentioned, while trying to court True Christian(tm) ladies in Freehold?

This can't be true.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You must have forged that article.

Now if it was on some made up page you might have a point, but it is on the site for the "Lincoln Journal Star."

[James Dewitt]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Now if it was on some made up page you might have a point, but it is on the site for the "Lincoln Journal Star."

What does a retard have to do with a fund raiser? Why do you feel the need to derail every thread?
Retards and water heads, mongoloids and morons all have a place just as True Christians do, Ours is heaven and the others well, its Hell. Hey its God's plan who are we to disagree.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

I would just like to take a moment to complement Ofc Richards on his charity work.

Your attempts to smear my good name by associating it with the Retard Olympics will not succeed!

First of all, my wife's name is NOT Kim, it's Vicky! (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24176)

Second of all, I do not live in Houston, and never have.

Third of all, I would've made sure that any article that mentions me refers to me as Ofc. Richards, not by my first name.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Your attempts to smear my good name by associating it with the Retard Olympics will not succeed!

You do appear to be an athletic person in your profile pic...

First of all, my wife's name is NOT Kim, it's Vicky! (http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=24176)

The wife you have in Freehold is Kim...

Second of all, I do not live in Houston, and never have.

You do seem to be MIA from time to time, could that be due to a long commute?

Third of all, I would've made sure that any article that mentions me refers to me as Ofc. Richards, not by my first name.

Ofc. Richards in Freehold.
Don Richards in Houston?
Now in the same way that, if this is you, you do not what your life in Huston to be known to the people of Freehold, it could be a similar situation in Houston where if asked Don Richards would deny anything to do with a Police Officer in Freehold.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

The wife you have in Freehold is Kim...

No, no. The wife he has in Freehold is Vicky. We've not heard a word from her in ages, come to think of it . . .

The wife he has in HOUSTON is Kim.

Please try to keep it straight. Have you been snorting pesto again, Pasta Boy?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

Sorry for the delay in response to your awesome offer (and yes I'd love to!)... but I got lost coming back from the Amish shop. I heard about that greased up colored man with arms like pork legs and feared for my life. I hope what Brother Porter said about his interest over here is not true, we'll all have to start carrying elephant tranquilizers for safety.

Miss Choirgirl,

Excellent! Perhaps you could PM me with the details of your address so that I can arrange for one of our Limo's to come and pick you up and bring you back to our house. We can leave from the runway here. It may be best to bring a change of clothing as at this late stage, we will probably have to do an overnighter. You don't have to ask anyones permission for an overnight jaunt, do you?

I too have been worried since seeing even a picture of that negro and hearing about the other who was released because the charges against him were dropped so much so, I didn't even venture into town at all today!

Just to answer all the other questions. Please know that any gowns chosen for the event will not be like tacky mirror-ball dresses, so skippy nor Roger will have anything to worry about on that count.

James also asked me to arrange that the tablecloths be teflon coated and a specific request has been put in for a near invisible trough (near like a moat) to be placed at the table where THannor party will be sitting, to catch any debris which may collect from any of those sitting there.

Brother Porter, I don't know what you are on about as to the lovely Choirgirl being a sassy mouth! She has been nothing but respectful to me and in all other interactions I have seen her be part of.

YIC

Sister Phebe.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Political Fund Raiser for Ofc Richards.

You do appear to be an athletic person in your profile pic...

The wife you have in Freehold is Kim...

You do seem to be MIA from time to time, could that be due to a long commute?


Ofc. Richards in Freehold.
Don Richards in Houston?
Now in the same way that, if this is you, you do not what your life in Huston to be known to the people of Freehold, it could be a similar situation in Houston where if asked Don Richards would deny anything to do with a Police Officer in Freehold.

For someone that is constantly sqwaking about how his religions commandments include staying out of other peoples business, you sure seem to make a career of it. There's over 100 "Richards" in Iowa and over 100 in Huston. In fact there's 59 "D. Richards" listed in the Huston telephone book.

Now why don't you take a page from your own book and

1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.