Hitchbot Robot destroyed. Blasphemous abomination.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

America proves too tough for hitchhiking robot after vandals end cross-country trip

http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/2/908...nfortunate-end

It seems the tough streets of Philadelphia were too much for a friendly little robot from Ontario. All the Hitchbot wanted to do was see the United States. But just two weeks after starting its cross-country journey in Boston, Hitchbot's trip has come to an unfortunate end. Last night, the cute little robot was vandalized and apparently decapitated in the city of brotherly love.

It's a particularly unfortunate end for Hitchbot because the friendly little guy relies on human kindness. See, it can't move on its own; all it can do is recognize human speech and communicate. It also posts updates to social media thanks to a wireless connection.

This wasn't Hitchbot's first trip, either. Last year the robot successfully travelled across Canada, and in the past it's made it across Germany and the Netherlands as well. The Americans, it turns out, have proved not quite so friendly to our metallic cousins.

The report is a little unreasonable. I see nothing from the Christian perspective.

We are all aware that the creation of life is what God does and any attempt by mankind to do this, no matter how poorly, usurps the position of God and is pure blasphemy.

Indeed the citizens of God-forsaken Canukistan and Europe may have little regard for the Word of God, but this destruction of an abomination is proof, if proof were needed, of the God-fearing attitude of the American people.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Robot destroyed. Blasphemous abomination.

Let the dismemberment of this demon serve as a warning to those devilish forces who seek to infiltrate Christian lands with their fiendish schemes. We have enough trouble fending off robot drones that are sent to spy on us. The last thing we need is to be picking up hitchhikers who are actually sent to abuse us.

On another note- I was unaware that there are still Christians in Philadelphia. It is primarily known as a Yankee city, full of the usual pick pockets, Gypsies, Jews, Negroes and other Democrats. It is gratifying to see signs of God's work in progress.

[Alvin Moss]

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On another note- I was unaware that there are still Christians in Philadelphia. It is primarily known as a Yankee city, full of the usual pick pockets, Gypsies, Jews, Negroes and other Democrats. It is gratifying to see signs of God's work in progress.

OK, I admit that I meant to say Boston, but my overwhelming joy at finding there are Christians in such Hell holes led me to mention the wrong city. That may have been God's plan. Perhaps there are Christians in Philadelphia, too.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Robot destroyed. Blasphemous abomination.

In my opinion, the only verse in the Bible that actually discusses these abominations is...

Psalms 139:16
Thine eyes did see my substance, yet being unperfect; and in thy book all my members were written, which in continuance were fashioned, when as yet there was none of them.

...Where in the manuscripts of the Hebrew translation we have the word "golem" in the form "galmi", גלמי, "my golem" = my unfinished substance. We know very well that during Biblical times, a golem (גולם) was an animated anthropomorphic being that was unfinished, imperfect yet showed some characteristics of men. They could be controlled by demons in this necessarily Godless unperfect form (of course, Satan can control also fully formed non-True-Christian™ men and especially women), hence, they would have been most repulsive to Jesus.

Undoubtedly, this 'robot' (a Slavic word from that quite degenerated branch of Post-Babelian languages) was a golem. Jesus has obviously worse things to consider (homosexuality and the Rapture) but it must have been in His interest to decapitate this blasphemous entity.


Here we can see a Joo with a golem that is possessed by Satan.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

Re: Hitchbot Robot destroyed. Blasphemous abomination.

These abominations are the logical outcome of sickular LIEbral logic. The limp-wristed pansy LIEberal males have emasculated themselves with the insanity of women's domination, and now seek suitable helpmeet alternatives. Hence the attempt to create the Sexbot. Unsatisfied with hairy-legged & armpitted loudmouth dykes, these wussy men wish to create beautiful and obedient Asian automations to satisfy what is left of their manly desires. These hypothetical creations would not age, much like the Asian schoolgirl models they are modeled after. They never say 'no' and can take a pounding for hours on end and still bake a pie afterward. Best of all, they could be purchased over-the-counter without having to worry about human trafficking stings on the deep web like you do when purchasing an actual person. Furthermore, if you happen to break one you can simply throw it in the trash, eliminating the mess, hassle, and worry involved in dismembering a body and feeding the pieces to the hogs at the nearest farm.


LIEberals are sick, sick individuals to imagine such things.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hitchbot Robot destroyed. Blasphemous abomination.

I made a golem once, when I was a teenager. I'm not sure what ever became of it. Probably wandered off...