Why Gays are a Risk

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Canada mint worker who hid $130,000 of gold in rectum jailed

A former Royal Canadian Mint employee has been sentenced to 30 months in prison for stealing gold coins by concealing them in his rectum. Leston Lawrence stole $127,116 (CA$165,451; £100,000) of gold in 22 pieces.

Investigators found vaseline and latex gloves in the mint employee's locker.

The facts are simple:
In the interests of being able to tick two politically correct boxes - Gay? Yes/No; Minority Style? Yes/No – (and possibly three boxes “Disabled by huge asshole? Yes/No) the Canadians put a Darkie queer in charge of vast amounts of gold.

Does this not send a message clearly enough to the bleeding-heart liberals who believe that everyone is valued as a “special snowflake” and “all we need is a chance in life”?

Well this guy did something entirely in accordance with what we all knew he would – he pushed somewhere in the region of 10 pounds of gold up his ass and attempted to walk out of the building. Then, driven by superhuman strength derived from Satan and devoid of a moral compass – he found his way to the money-changers.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Why Gays are a Risk

Pastor Bathfire--This is the reason homers should be banned in the United States. They are a source of crime.

My hope is the Trump Administration lives up to its promise to do this. Our country's future is at stake.

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: Why Gays are a Risk

I once represented (and just now repented of it) a black man in New York for stealing almost $2000 by concealing rolls of quarters in his orifice of evacuation. Ordinarily he would wait until a half hour or so before closing to commit his thievery, but on the occasion where he was caught, he developed severe cramping and had to be taken to the hospital. Upon arrival they x-rayed him and discovered 20 rolls of quarters (he usually only took 5 or so at a time).


He was convicted of this one, but not the other occurrences which the prosecution could not prove - even though he had admitted to doing this on other occasions. Why? They couldn't use his admission because it was obtained illegally. I was so proud. Now I'm on my knees begging Christ to cleanse me of that sin.


He was, indeed, gay, and his lover kissed me after the not guilty verdict - on the mouth. I thought it was "cute" then.

[Adam Fag]

Re: Why Gays are a Risk

10lb of gold is half a pint. That bar looks more like a quart.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Why Gays are a Risk

I'm not surprised - it's what always happens when homers adopt the rectum-centric life style. The obsession can take many forms, from door knobs to hard gold objects. Then there's the boat he bought - no doubt to sail to Jamaica to further enjoy ganja smoking and homer sex in the house he bought with the absconded funds.

There seems to be no adequate way to discourage this behavior with prison sentences. It reminds me of that old Uncle Remus story about Br'er Rabbit, Tar Baby, and the briar patch. That Canadian homer mint worker is going to enjoy every minute of his 30 month sentence accompanied by a big buck nigra cell mate.

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Leston Lawrence stole $127,116 (CA$165,451; £100,000) of gold in 22 pieces.

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The 17 laundered pucks weighed as much as 264g apiece and were sold for sums up to $7,300 each between 2014 and 2015.

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He used the money to buy a boat in Florida and build a house in Jamaica, the court heard.

Lawrence's job was to purify gold and he occasionally worked alone in an area not covered by security cameras.
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38848211