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Welcome to the Landover “For Sale” thread.
This is reserved for members who have something for sale that they would like to go to a True Christian© home.
We are urged by God the Father and by God the Son, as well as Peter and Paul to treat all Christians with the Grace and Favor that God treats us and so, we expect unwanted goods to be sold with a view to
M't:6:19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
M't:6:20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
Lu:12:33: Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.
All registerd members of the Landover Congregation from “tin tithers” upwards, may bid. If you are not a member of the Congregation we might need to ask one or two simple questions in order to ensure that the godless, the avaricious, the abominable, Catholics, and those who fall foul of 1Tm:6:10: For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. do not sin further by taking advantage of the Faith Jesus has give us freely.
The terms are simple:
1. Wherever possible, the seller will deliver free.
2. Wherever possible, there should be at least one photograph
3. Photographs should be of the actual object.
4. All requests to test the item must be acceded to.
5. Returns are accepted without exception.
6. A three month guarantee accompanies each article.
7. Cash is the usual means of payment but the seller may make exceptions.
8. 5% of the sale price goes directly to Church Funds.
9. No Private Messaging! All offers, questions, etc., are open for scrutiny. This is Landover Baptist Church – we say what we mean and we mean what we say!
I’ll kick off this exciting new section with a couple of things that seem to be taking up space:
This is reserved for members who have something for sale that they would like to go to a True Christian© home.
We are urged by God the Father and by God the Son, as well as Peter and Paul to treat all Christians with the Grace and Favor that God treats us and so, we expect unwanted goods to be sold with a view to
M't:6:19: Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
M't:6:20: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
Lu:12:33: Sell that ye have, and give alms; provide yourselves bags which wax not old, a treasure in the heavens that faileth not, where no thief approacheth, neither moth corrupteth.
All registerd members of the Landover Congregation from “tin tithers” upwards, may bid. If you are not a member of the Congregation we might need to ask one or two simple questions in order to ensure that the godless, the avaricious, the abominable, Catholics, and those who fall foul of 1Tm:6:10: For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows. do not sin further by taking advantage of the Faith Jesus has give us freely.
The terms are simple:
1. Wherever possible, the seller will deliver free.
2. Wherever possible, there should be at least one photograph
3. Photographs should be of the actual object.
4. All requests to test the item must be acceded to.
5. Returns are accepted without exception.
6. A three month guarantee accompanies each article.
7. Cash is the usual means of payment but the seller may make exceptions.
8. 5% of the sale price goes directly to Church Funds.
9. No Private Messaging! All offers, questions, etc., are open for scrutiny. This is Landover Baptist Church – we say what we mean and we mean what we say!
I’ll kick off this exciting new section with a couple of things that seem to be taking up space:
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