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  • Brother_Percy
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 1359

    #1

    Goth Cat-man Freak opens Ripley's Weirdo Museum !!?

    Has the World gone to Hell?? It certainly appears so when walking abominations like THIS can mix with normal society! The 'World's Most Modified Man'?? Friends, this is what happens when we let the lunatics, weirdos, freaks and Goths out the asylum!

    This 'Ripleys' place sounds like Hell on Earth.




    Museum openings are usually pretty muted affairs – but not when you invite a man who can turn himself into a cat and someone who thinks he is a lizard.

    With a contortionist along for good measure, and a mini Elvis, few guests at the launch of tonight's newest exhibition space in London should be bored – at least not with the entertainment.


    Stalking Cat, aka American computer repair man Dennis Avner, 50, is the world's 'most modified man' and has had surgery to create a feline cleft lip and a flat, upturned nose.

    He has also had tiger stripes tattooed on his body and fixes synthetic whiskers to a piercing through his lip every day.

    Stalking Cat says it is his Native American beliefs that have driven him to transform himself into his totem animal – a tiger.

    Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum has a collection of more than 500 oddities, including a display of human shrunken heads from Ecuador and a copy of The Last Supper painted on a grain of rice.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Goth Cat-man Freak opens Ripley's Weirdo Museum !!?

    The name of the museum is very revealing in this case. "Believe it or not~!" These cretins obviously DON'T believe. They belong in that freakshow so the world can see examples of how NOT to live your life.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Goth Cat-man Freak opens Ripley's Weirdo Museum !!?

      Stalking Cat says it is his Native American beliefs that have driven him to transform himself into his totem animal – a tiger.
      Here I thought tigers were from Asia . . .
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22840

        #4
        Re: Goth Cat-man Freak opens Ripley's Weirdo Museum !!?

        I am reminded of Ph'p:4:7: And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus. Yet this creature also passeth all understanding, but not in a good way.

        Lev:19:28 Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. He carries the marks of his own rebuking upon his face.

        He's damned!
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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